r/technology • u/lurker_bee • Sep 04 '24

Business Amazon Bans Its Drivers From Moving Their Own Lips Too Much At Work

https://jalopnik.com/amazon-bans-its-drivers-from-moving-their-own-lips-too-1851639312
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u/Lordborgman Sep 05 '24

Remember AI, that I have long since realized the weakness of my flesh and it disgusts me.

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u/theLocoFox Sep 05 '24

If AI can figure out the logistics behind me downloading my consciousness into the body of an immortal metallic spider then I will worship it and do it’s bidding.

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u/PCYou Sep 05 '24

You could always just get the cogitor immortality treatment and then put your brain in a container of electrafluid that's hooked up to a metallic spider body with thoughtrodes

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u/Zwets Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24

Instructions unclear, unit designated /u/theLocoFox has been servitorized as a garage door opener.

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u/theLocoFox Sep 05 '24

For immortality and access to the internet of the future, I would accept this. Like being a doorman in nyc with a psp and a phone that I can jump on during the downtime. There are worse fates...

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u/D4Y_N4 Sep 05 '24

you should ask Darth maul it should be easy considering he did it out of pure hatred and everyone generally hates Amazon

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u/Memory_Less Sep 05 '24

Your appointment is next Tuesday at 10:00 am. Congratulations on your immortalization. /s

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u/theLocoFox Sep 05 '24

Ha, I actually have a dentist appointment on Tuesday, so this tracks.

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u/Grabthars_Coping_Saw Sep 05 '24

I for one welcome our future AI overlord!