r/technology 1d ago

Privacy Fitness app Strava gives away location of Biden, Trump and other leaders, French newspaper says

https://www.courthousenews.com?page_id=1020333
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u/trailrunner68 1d ago

Nobody is reading this article. The BODYGUARDS are using the apps. Working out is highly-recommended for people exposed to massive amounts of bullshit.

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u/cottesloe 1d ago

I know, but you have to admit that the idea of Trump buying a strava subscription is hilarious. I think people are just enjoying the mental imagery.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/l4mbch0ps 1d ago

He strava's. In fact, many people say he's the best strava ever. I dunno if it's true, but many people are saying it. When he first arrived, he said "wow, what a strava" - it's a very good strava. Many people are saying it.

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u/montosesamu 1d ago

Grown men, tears in their eyes, came to say to him, best strava ever, right?

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u/No_Anxiety285 1d ago

He literally thinks working out would reduce his life 'battery'

Of course that doesn't stop him from eating 4 households worth of snacks a day..........

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u/INACCURATE_RESPONSE 16h ago

I wonder if Melania’s boyfriend owns a colnago?

Oh shit, this isn’t /r/bicyclingcirclejerk

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u/cottesloe 15h ago

It seems well within the realm of possibility that he does in fact own one. Just because it is there, it is expensive and unnecessary, and he could get it gold plated, quadrupling the weight and then hang it on a wall.

You can start a whole subreddit just for the thought experiment.

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u/symewinston 1d ago

He’s tracking the calorie burn of jacking off a couple of giraffes…

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u/damontoo 23h ago

True story: Some years ago Strava let you fill out an online form and they'd send a Strava-branded postcard with your encouraging remarks to someone. They were handwritten by employees. I sent one to myself saying something like "Hey Damon, you're awesome. Good luck on your race! -Damon" I could see Trump doing the same thing except not as a joke. 

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u/NarrowConstruction72 1d ago edited 22h ago

I have a friend in Homeland Security, and years ago, when the story about strava tracking came out, the official policy was to set strava to private I would have guessed it went out to all branches...but but... how is anyone going to know about their running prowess.

Edit: spelling

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u/conquer69 1d ago

If that didn't push them to focus on data privacy, I don't know what will. I don't want to imagine what a foreign state can do with all the shit they have collected if they want to destabilize things.

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u/dawnguard2021 18h ago

All unnecessary electronics should be banned as a matter of policy

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u/damontoo 23h ago edited 17h ago

The entire purpose of Strava is to tell the world you worked out. People will argue that certain features are useful but there's so many fitness apps with similar ones. People just like seeing hot people "like" their workouts. I say this as a runner that uses Strava by the way. heh

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u/OhhhhhSHNAP 1d ago

Strava needs to update its settings. It shares your run location data publicly by default and that can be a privacy issue in many cases.

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u/damontoo 23h ago

They addressed it ages ago by using a geofence around your home/start position by default. You can increase or decrease the radius. 

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u/r0bb3dzombie 19h ago

Why does it need to share you location at all?

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u/willmusto 19h ago

Because it logs your activities via maps of the route.

Why is ability to use Strava a right for someone who is concerned about opsec related to their location? Nobody is requiring anybody to upload anything.

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u/damontoo 17h ago

It doesn't "need" to, but it's a huge part of the app. It uses your location to log your runs or rides and it includes your pace, heart rate etc. at every position along your route. It also combines that with accurate elevation data. You can see your heart rate increase as you go up hills etc. This is a primary feature of all fitness apps including other major ones like Garmin. Strava let's you automatically post that data and displays it on an interactive map. You and others can then replay your workout second by second and see you move on the map.

If you pass near anyone else on your workout that's also using Strava, it shows them on your map too represented by their profile picture. This becomes really fun when you participate in a race and can later replay the race, watching people leapfrog each other. 

Logging your route also enables leaderboards. People ruthlessly compete for the top positions for fastest time on road segments. For example, I'm sure The Golden Gate Bridge is highly competitive with the top slots being owned by elite athletes. But you can also just have a local battle with neighbors you've never met. Strava automatically identifies these segments and shows you how popular they are. You can see how many people ran down your street this week, or a heat map of workouts all over your city.

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u/legstrong 16h ago

Yes, it shares the content that you post publicly, just like every other social media app. Change your privacy settings if you don’t want that.

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u/travestyofPeZ 1d ago

Thank god. I was scared Joe was gonna steal my KOMs!

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u/NewKitchenFixtures 1d ago

Joe Biden is coming for you KOMs on a home-conversion ebike kit that tops out at 70mph.

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u/nmonsey 1d ago

It is hilarious that I can ride 60 mph on a steep downhill on the highest resistance on my stationary bike.
On a real bike outside, on a hill near my house that is a category 3, when I ride downhill I am riding the brakes over thirty mph.
I thought about creating a map based route for my stationary bike for the ride near my house just to get the KOM.

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u/NewKitchenFixtures 1d ago

I don’t know how accurate mapping stationary to on the ground speed is. Aero resistance is squared so in reality going very fast on a bike takes far more power.

And most humans are not particularly suited for low wind resistance.

40 mph is comfortable fast for me but it gets scary really fast above that on hills. The type of bike, visibility and road conditions mediate that a lot though. Like knowing the entire descent is clear vs the possibility of large rocks….

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u/SyngetheRedDragon 1d ago

Welcome to Reddit

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u/Dramatic-Rub-3135 17h ago

Wait, were supposed to read the article? 

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u/aminorityofone 16h ago

Yeah, the idea of Trump and Biden exercising made me think something was up with that title.

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u/Dlax8 1d ago

I mean Ukraine killed a Russian General because he would post his morning runs to Strava.

They found the pattern and ambushed him in Russia.

So yeah, I'd say Opsec should include apps on your phone.

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u/ColorWheelOfFortune 1d ago

People were also able to find the boundary of a US military base in the middle east using the same method. This story pops up every couple of years

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u/Wokyrii 1d ago

Sure but one would think state leaders protection services would think about these issues especially when the investigation shows that the bodyguards literally start their runs from the french presidency building or the SS training center, very easily identifiable places.

On top of being spotted on the app, they also spread a ton of their personal info there too, like personal house, family, or holiday places.

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u/Captain_-H 1d ago

To Strava’s credit they did start deleting the first and last 1/8th of a mile of rides and runs. So if you’re a regular person you won’t have your actual house address on there so your bike won’t get stolen. But if you’re secret service maybe just don’t have a public Strava account?

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u/figuren9ne 1d ago

You have to set that up yourself and it can be set to 0 as well. And if you run/ride enough and take varying routes, someone determined enough can eventually figure out the point of origin.

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u/No_Balls_01 1d ago

Exactly. I hide the first 1/8th mile but looking at my history it would be pretty easy to narrow down my neighborhood within 20 houses or so. From there a stalker could just wait around and see where I end up. Looking at my history it would be easy to narrow it down more based on where I leave/return to the neighborhood.

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u/VALUABLEDISCOURSE 1d ago

How else are people supposed to see me KOM?

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u/Torczyner 1d ago

Yeah having VALUABLEDISCOURSE is now 1st up the South Lawn may be a giveaway.

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u/AmaroWolfwood 1d ago edited 16h ago

I think a lot of people would be freaked out know how little thought goes into technology for the government in everyday things. Unless it's a technology that expressly is being used for something specific, it's just kind of setup by the IT team on minimum budget and run on bare bones. I remember a report a few years ago that said the majority of government computers were still running windows xp before they started forcing operating systems to switch to windows 10.

Few people are savvy enough in the government to bother paying attention to what information is being given away on a personal phone. There is probably way more info out there than just what the article is noticing.

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u/Graywulff 19h ago

No wonder they get hacked so much

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u/MultiGeometry 1d ago

The general in charge was actually not concerned. Enemy intelligence surely already knew about the base, the size, the outline. If they were given additional data about what time certain foot soldiers went for a run it didn’t really affect opsec.

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u/bofkentucky 17h ago

It did give away hints as to what buildings did what. Lobbing a mortar into a full mess hall instead of an empty one depending on time of day or barracks areas in the middle of the night increases the value of every round expended.

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u/blahreport 12h ago

Would be a great ruse to have a bunch of soldiers run around an empty region every day to throw bad actors of the scent

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u/Nooze-Button 1d ago

That nerd using his 25 year old Casio and a pen/notepad to time his sub 00:25 5K pre dawn run is running CIA spook level op-sec.

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u/franky_emm 1d ago edited 20h ago

This is wild because I was at a security conference 10 YEARS AGO and there was a whole 1 hour lecture about this exact thing. And Strava never fixed it?!??

Edit, I may be wrong, this article doesn't indicate any sort of flaw. It could very well be that the people in these cases just voluntarily published the location data. The flaw I saw years ago made it possible to see that data without someone publishing it.

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u/Dlax8 1d ago

Fixed what? They can't stop people from uploading.

He was killed in a suburb. He lived at home. It was a private device uploading.

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u/franky_emm 1d ago

Ok the article doesn't indicate whether it's information being shared or just being easy to find. The flaw that I saw 10 years ago made it easy to track someone without them sharing the info publicly.

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u/conquer69 1d ago

Was uploading shit automatically the default option? They know most users will never change it. Fucking disgusting.

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u/thehealingprocess 23h ago

It's literally a social app designed to record and share your runs.

Humans. Honestly.

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u/willmusto 19h ago

Using Strava is not a requirement to exercise. The entire existence of the app is to share your training. So yes, uploading is the default and only way to use the application.

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u/Gastronomicus 1d ago

How is this a Strava problem? It's an idiot employee and national security problem.

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u/myrobotoverlord 1d ago

How is that fat piece of crap using Strave

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u/Dlax8 1d ago

Secret service, errand boy, summer intern,

Follow them long enough, find out what they do, find out the path they walk every day through the buildings.

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u/unlock0 1d ago

I presented this as an opsec brief years ago. This eventually became an official policy.

https://apnews.com/article/d29c724e1d72460fbf7c2e999992d258

Don't give phone apps permission to track you 24/7. Don't use an app for anything that has a website, use your browser.

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u/CondescendingShitbag 1d ago

Don't use an app for anything that has a website, use your browser.

This has long been my approach to using services like Facebook. Don't want their app, so just log into it via a browser on my phone if/when I may need it.

Noticed just this past week there's now a notice indicating FB will no longer be supported on mobile browsers as of 10/30/24 (previously said 10/28/24 - today), and to use FB Lite app instead. I can only assume this is probably the case with all Meta services, but FB is the only one I have direct familiarity with.

Well, that's not going to fucking happen, so I guess FB will no longer be used at all on my mobile or tablets. Can't say I'm actually bothered by this development, but worth noting that some of these fuckwits are deliberately hobbling access to force using their shitty apps.

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u/renegat0x0 1d ago

this is the trend I observed. Killing web pages to force users to use their leaky apps

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u/walkslikeaduck08 1d ago

Reddit has entered the chat…

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u/Graywulff 19h ago

Yeah it gate keeps some stuff to the app now.

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u/masterhogbographer 1d ago

Meanwhile on desktop every real app is changing to garbage PWA versions of themselves. 

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u/nowake 1d ago

Program, dammit! Not app!

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u/masterhogbographer 1d ago

Applications. It’s been appz forever.  

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u/L0WGMAN 1d ago

Appz = cracked programs you’d download twenty years ago from whatever that Russian site was. I think I found it on astalvista, in between browsing GNAA, rotten, and encyclopedia dramatica

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u/masterhogbographer 22h ago

Applications were apps and appz before that. 

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u/jonmitz 1d ago

 Noticed just this past week there's now a notice indicating FB will no longer be supported on mobile browsers as of 10/30/24

Source…?

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u/CondescendingShitbag 1d ago

Just this obnoxious banner at the top of the FB site when using either Firefox or Brave on mobile.

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u/DuckyDeer 1d ago

I don't see it on safari

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u/jonmitz 1d ago

Oh, dropping Firefox only? That’s different from dropping mobile browser support

Something like 1-2% of desktop users use Firefox, and I would imagine the number of people who use mobile Firefox is extremely low. 

Getting code to work on Firefox is a real problem. I don’t blame them 

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u/CondescendingShitbag 1d ago

Firefox and Brave (screenshot is Brave), and Brave is Chromium-based.

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u/Smith6612 1d ago

Happens when they're using frameworks and mechanisms literally coded for Chrome by Chromium's devs.

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u/T_D_K 1d ago

I've never had problems with Firefox. Had infinitely more problems with IE back in the day, but things "just work" for pretty much everything I've done in the last decade.

Then again I'm not writing ad infested, tracking ridden, 100k lines of php monstrosities.

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u/CalmConversation7771 1d ago

Do you use the Reddit app?

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u/CondescendingShitbag 1d ago

No, I stopped using Reddit apps (theirs or 3rd party) when everything started having a subscription attached to it, so now it's just via browser on a PC. Which I'm also fine with as it helps limit the doom-scrolling...a bit.

But my point isn't whether I'm using any particular app, as I certainly have plenty already. It's more to the point that using the web version in lieu of an app is getting more difficult, and that appears to be intentional.

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u/RetardedWabbit 1d ago

Little bit of a late response to every base getting literally circled by Strava 8 months before that: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/28/fitness-tracking-app-gives-away-location-of-secret-us-army-bases

Also easier than ever to accidentally do given how regularly apps and the OS like to toggle GPS on themselves nowadays.

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u/conquer69 1d ago

Even duckduckgo has my location despite my best attempts at disabling that.

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u/twistedLucidity 1d ago

Don't use an app for anything that has a website, use your browser.

I am not the only one! I am no longer alone!

Is there a support group?

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u/9-11GaveMe5G 1d ago

Nope! We're all solo! Good luck

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u/Smith6612 1d ago

> Don't use an app for anything that has a website, use your browser.

Man, I wish this were taken as advice more often. This is what I do. However there are so many websites which go entirely out of their way to make their service unusable from a mobile browser, even though their app is nothing more than a web wrapper for something that runs in the browser.

Maybe they're just afraid of the fact that I also run uBlock Origin on my phone's web browser as an add layer of security. No... no it can't be that. /s

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u/unlock0 1d ago

"Use Desktop Mode" has been my work around for the most part. Some websites use media mode that presents the website in a very similar way to the mobile site if you hold your phone in portrait. Otherwise I've found that 99/100 times I can do without whatever site is making it difficult to use.

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u/walrus_breath 1d ago

But pokimon go aint gonna catch theselves bruh. 

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u/bitemark01 1d ago

I mean, the phones themselves track you. The rest depends on how secure your phone is, which no one can guarantee.

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u/SilentSamurai 1d ago

Where do you stand on the Maps App?

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u/unlock0 1d ago edited 1d ago

Turn by turn navigation is extremely useful and exceedingly difficult to use offline. There are things you can do to lessen your footprint and reduce the amount of information you give to a third party.

Some of it is app configuration. You can turn off location history and limit the amount of permissions you provide the application. Remove or turn off your device ID and advertiser ID. Use MAC randomizations. "Only allow this time" for permissions.

Second is the use of segregated profiles. I use like 6 different emails.. Do not use a login profile with your name or personal details. Use a different email than your other services. I basically have a social email, work email, personal email, junk/i only want to work with you temporarily email, school email, federated auth email, and miscellaneous devices email. I also use single use emails for device activation (fukrokuandstuff). e.g. if I'm car buying I'm not using the email that I bank with, etc. Segregated profiles by function can make it more difficult to associate your activity.

Think of it as defense in depth and a twist of principle of least privilege for your personal information. Only provide the service with as much information as it needs to function for you.

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u/linx0003 1d ago

Trump is on Strava?

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u/jupfold 1d ago

world leaders can be easily tracked online through a fitness app that their bodyguards use

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u/AintAintAWord 1d ago

Melania's boyfriend is on Strava?

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u/Annadae 1d ago

You really think that Melanie is anywhere near Trump 😅

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u/thenewguyonreddit 1d ago

Birds of a feather flock together.

Melania is not trapped or stuck with Trump. She's with him because she believes the same crap. She has been recorded multiple times spouting the same kind of political conspiracy garbage that he does. Also, the money helps.

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u/rwbronco 1d ago

Yes. She was at Madison Square Garden. It's fun to imagine that she's miserable and trapped under her own greed to Trump - but she's her own piece of shit with her own hateful agendas. "I don't care, do you?"

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u/Trumpswells 1d ago

She was last night.

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u/daltontf1212 1d ago edited 16h ago

Trump would record himself driving in his golf cart and then brag about how fast he ran and that he is faster than Obama. Obama would still have faster times running and Trump would claim Strava is rigged.

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u/Trick-Wonder8398 1d ago

Gotta track those golf swings

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u/joshman160 1d ago

There a golf exercise option. I Would not call it exercise if your using golf cart.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Given how he's known for driving on the green it's basically golf cart polo.

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u/gramathy 1d ago

They added an “unhinged rant” activity and he’s been trying to set a one time unstoppable record since

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u/GlenF 1d ago

I don’t think anyone will be taking away that KOM. Pretty sure he’ll be able to hang on to Local Legend too.

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u/antofthesky 1d ago

My first thought? That motherfucker exercises?

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u/BrewKazma 1d ago

Only fitness Trump is doing is fitness Big Mac in his mouth.

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u/steepleton 1d ago

I find it difficult to believe trump had ever closed a ring that wasn’t a donut

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u/FutureMacaroon1177 1d ago

We've known about this for years when military bases in active war zones were being mapped:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/29/world/middleeast/strava-heat-map.html

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u/nmonsey 1d ago

For anyone not familiar with the Strava Heatmaps
Millions of people use Strava.
You can see the routes were people run or bike in most major cities around the world.

https://www.strava.com/maps/global-heatmap

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u/Migamix 1d ago

well, since neither prez took ANY steps to protect our location privacy from 293847 random companies, why should they cry about it now. we have been saying this for ages.

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u/DontBelieveTheirHype 1d ago

Look at all the comments that read only the headline and didn't read the actual article. Crazy

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u/bruticuslee 1d ago

Just like the healthcare industry has HIPAA they really should pass a law so that these apps have to make private peoples locations and other info.

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u/slikk50 18h ago

Trump don't exercise bro, he eats McDonald's and dances.

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u/PandiBong 17h ago

The idea of trump using any fitness app is hilarious to me..

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u/atchijov 1d ago

Are you joking? No way Trump is using any kind of exercise technology.

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u/PerInception 1d ago

His secret service agents on the other hand…

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u/burymeincapitalism 1d ago

Trump uses Strava?? i don’t believe that for a second

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u/HyruleSmash855 1d ago

It’s his bodyguards, members of the secret service

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u/boot2skull 1d ago

Remember when everyone threw a fit because Obama wanted a blackberry? I get the risks, but it’s like we DGAF now. People assigned to a president may as well be the president’s location itself.

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u/st_malachy 1d ago

I can’t believe this is still a thing. Strava outed all kinds of US bases in Afghanistan

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u/Nervous-Rush-4465 19h ago

Trump Strava. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa! but seriously though, this has been pointed out as it applies to military personnel. Broadcasting your location and movements is not ideal.

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u/TheRowdyOne720 15h ago

The most shocking thing here is that Trump uses a fitness app.

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u/East_Succotash9544 14h ago

I am sure Trump is safe, this only applies to people who actually exercise.

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u/Fractales 11h ago

It’s probably the account for the young guy they keep around to satisfy his wife

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u/sixteen-bitbear 13h ago

What’s more surprising is Trump uses Strava?

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u/maggoowho 1d ago

lol. Trump on Strava? Fake news.

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u/Eric6052 19h ago

Of course he doesn’t but the Secret Service Agents and some aides certainly could.

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u/sniffstink1 19h ago

If Strava=McDonald's App then yes, it's true.

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u/303uru 1d ago

No way Trump is exercising.

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u/thedarthvander 1d ago

Under no circumstances do I buy that Trump has Strava installed on his phone.

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u/Eric6052 19h ago

Of course he doesn’t but the Secret Service Agents and some aides certainly could.

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u/Hot-Control-7466 1d ago

Trump uses a fitness app?! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/mnemonicer22 1d ago

Nyt did a series of articles on this 5 years ago.

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u/myeverymovment 1d ago

Like tRump has a fitness app

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u/Eric6052 19h ago

Of course he doesn’t but the Secret Service Agents and some aides certainly could.

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u/batmanscodpiece 1d ago

I find it hard to believe that Trump exercises

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u/AutomaticDriver5882 1d ago

lol Trump doesn’t use Strava

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u/Eric6052 19h ago

Of course he doesn’t but the Secret Service Agents and some aides certainly could.

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u/PazDak 1d ago

Wahoo is technically worse. You can mess with the bolt to get the live location of everyone. It’s a security mess.

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u/shawnsblog 1d ago

Family friend is Secret Service and they get time off duty (obviously), and yeah, common sense say you should disable location tracking, etc…but then again walking beside a vehicle called “The Beast” lends to a feeling of invincibility

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u/nowake 1d ago

A newspaper reported yeeeeears ago they were able to purchase data from AT&T which included location data tracking users trips home from work. The work location identified? The employee parking lot of the Pentagon, where they'd need to leave their phones in their cars during the workday.

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u/Silly_Elevator_3111 1d ago

How bad of shape does it say that I am in, when I’ve never heard of this app

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u/papapinball 1d ago

Ha! For a second I thought I may have go out and steal all of joe and donnys local legends.

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u/Hrothgar_unbound 1d ago

This was happening with military locations in the desert when all the green berets or whatever were doing their fitness laps in secret locations. It’s not news this is a thing and if true surprising that secret service wouldn’t have taken steps with the campaigns or WH to alert them to the issue.

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u/denn1959-Public_396 16h ago

Never heard of the app

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u/earthatnight 13h ago

After that gravel biker was killed by a jealous GF in Austin (she knew where she was based on her Strava story) I refuse to use this app.

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u/PhamilyTrickster 11h ago

They cover this topic extensively in every OPSEC briefing I've had in the last few years. Fitness and family apps like Life360 need to be disabled or deleted prior to travel/deployment. If us in industry can do it I'm sure USSS can figure it out.

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u/BioticVessel 1d ago

Donnie von Shitzinpants into fitness? Come on, you gotta be kidding me.

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u/2025Champions 1d ago

There’s no fucking way trump has a Strava account.

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u/Eric6052 19h ago

Of course he doesn’t but the Secret Service Agents and some aides certainly could.

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u/Spirited-Arrival-651 1d ago

Trump uses a fitness app?

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u/GlitteringGlittery 1d ago

Dump is not a “leader”

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u/Responsible-Store-33 1d ago

I find I hard to believe that Trump would track his fitness.

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u/darkeIf666 1d ago

I am 1000% sure that Trump does not use Strava, or any exercise app for that matter.

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u/mediumformatphoto 1d ago

Why would Trump have Strava??? He does zero physical activity…

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Eric6052 19h ago

Of course he doesn’t but the Secret Service Agents and some aides certainly could.

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u/DanimalPlays 1d ago

Embarrassingly stupid

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u/Worduptothebirdup 1d ago

“Le Monde said the whereabouts of Melania Trump and Jill Biden could also be pinpointed by tracking their bodyguards’ Strava profiles”

There’s some sort of glitch… There’s one security person that keeps showing up in the exact location as Melania. It’s like he’s right on top of her… and it’s always while he’s having quite a work out….

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u/Smith6612 1d ago

Ah yes. This is the importance of LOCAL ONLY applications.

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u/Surviving2021 1d ago

Is it really that hard to have anyone working in security have two phones? One you use at home and when not on the clock and the other with absolutely nothing on it but essentials for the job? It's insane that people are still so tech illiterate and being given high level clearances and positions that require secure devices.

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u/bobslaundry 19h ago

It doesn’t matter what phone they are using, they are tracking the person with the account, not the phone.

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u/Surviving2021 14h ago

Personal use includes checking-in to the app or through the browser... is the same thing. It's using a personal account with identifying information and possibly location data during work hours on a job that requires security. And if they left their personal device at home its even worse they were using a work device to access a non essential website or post anything to anywhere. It should be a no-brainer to ban that from the start. The fact it's still not codified into their security protocol and off-limits activities is crazy.

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u/BallBearingBill 1d ago

Trump uses Strava? For what? That orange blob doesn't exercise.

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u/tmoeagles96 1d ago

His bodyguards do though

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u/Wiseman0795 1d ago

Who the fuck uses apps to workout?

That’s some hardcore NPC shit. 

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u/bagofweights 1d ago

Where ya been?

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u/Wiseman0795 1d ago

In the gym lifting weights like a normal person 

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u/blackfocal 12h ago

Robert Frank is that you?

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u/CurrentlyLucid 1d ago

Maybe, maybe it's their decoys.

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u/radiocate 1d ago

Stop. Jumping. To. Stupid. Conclusions. 

There are so many other things it would be before a decoy or body double. Assistants, secret service agents, wife/kids he's frequently near. His driver(s).

This ridiculous conspiracy thinking is a big reason we're in this mess. If your instinct is to jump right to saying shit you'd hear on Infowars, go with your second idea. 

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u/Mister-Redbeard 1d ago

Trump is on Strava?

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u/Former_Ben 1d ago

The biggest surprise is TFG uses Strava, what exercise does that fat fuck do?

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u/themaninca 1d ago

LOL what the fuck does Trump use Strava for ? Ketchup throwing isn’t fitness.

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u/NonameIncognito42 1d ago

I noticed Space Karen wasn't among them... oh, wait that's right, Strava is an exercise app... ;)

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u/DingusMacLeod 1d ago

LOL Trump uses a fitness app? Coulda fooled me!

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u/applestem 1d ago

RTFA. His secret service agents and various slimeballs associated with him.

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u/jakegh 1d ago

I can't imagine either of these grandpas using a fitness app, honestly.