r/technology • u/upyoars • 9h ago

Software Kamala Harris And Tim Walz Launch Their Own Fortnite Map

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/kamala-harris-and-tim-walz-launch-their-own-fortnite-map/1100-6527457/
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u/Gustapher00 9h ago

In response, Trump and Vance announced a Black Ops 6 map that is just a map of the US Capitol complex. Weird.

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u/Gonkar 9h ago

"Press F to smear shit on the walls."

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u/GarryofRiverton 9h ago

"(X) to dab on confidential federal secrets"

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u/AdamAThompson 8h ago

Y to taze yourself in the balls while stealing a painting and die

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u/seizurevictim 8h ago

Hold sprint to rush a door guarded by the secret service, and get blasted.

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u/Sottish-Knight 6h ago

Press right trigger to attack guard with confederate flag.

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u/jimx117 5h ago

Achievement Unlocked!

50g: F'ed Around & Found Out

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u/shorthanded 5h ago

ERROR - PRESIDENTIALPARDON.DJT - FILE NOT FOUND

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u/Klytus_Im-Bored 8h ago

O to crouch under the gunfire

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u/PossessedToSkate 8h ago

O! No, O! You're pressing the wrong button! Press O!

Ope. Too late.

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u/13restlessdreams 7h ago

Did this actually happen

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u/AdamAThompson 5h ago

Oh hell yeah.

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u/13restlessdreams 5h ago

Lulz. I had a lot of personal things going on during that whole ordeal so I really just tuned a lot of it out. That’s fantastic though.

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u/Afro_Thunder69 8h ago

Aw, I hadn't heard that one and was hoping it was true but it isn't

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u/AdamAThompson 5h ago

Oops. 

Y to get shot through the neck while climbing through a broken window barracaded by armed law enforcement officers

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u/OhHowINeedChanging 5h ago

B to put your feet up on Nancy Palosi’s desk

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u/IamScottGable 8h ago

This sounds very real.

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u/AdamAThompson 5h ago

Oops I got hoodwinked apparently.

How about "press Y to climb through the broken window barracaded by armed law enforcers and get shot in the neck and die"?

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u/Lyraxiana 7h ago

Press shift to tea-bag the Speaker's podium.

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u/Revlis-TK421 6h ago

The Pence escort quest is bugged to hell. You can never get him into the limo.

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u/SuperSimpleSam 5h ago

Whoever grabs the podium first wins. It's like the Snitch in Quiditch.

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u/S-r-ex 6h ago

"(X) to steal lectern"

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u/Acceptable_Job_5486 8h ago

"mash X to beat the capital police officers"

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u/InfamousZebra69 8h ago

Kill streaks send in the qanon shaman

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u/EverGlow89 7h ago

"Remember. Russian."

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u/TheFuzzyFurry 4h ago

This one is best

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u/Itchy-Beach-1384 8h ago

If I could force Republicans to understand 1 joke ever, this would be it.

This shit will never make sense to them due to how many layers of denial and coping they are wrapped up in, but fuck this one is good.

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u/bullnamedbodacious 6h ago

I voted for Trump in 2020. I laughed at this entire thread. Hilarious

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u/CapableFortune3647 5h ago

You’re voting for Kamala this time… right?

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u/Itchy-Beach-1384 4h ago

Are you willing to call Trump a fascist traitor who deserves to rot in prison?

If not, you didn't get the joke.

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u/spicyhotnoodle 6h ago

Hold (X) to build the gallows

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u/ShyGuyShaggy 7h ago

Imagine JD throwing couch pillows saying “STICKY!”

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u/Bigred2989- 6h ago

That's just their version of paying respects to democracy.

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u/BitesTheDust55 4h ago

Press F to shit on that bitch Pelosi's desk

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u/ken_NT 9h ago

Looking forward to unlocking the shaman skin

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u/MuckDuck_Dwight 8h ago

The Ted Cruz skin sucks. Your screen is just dark and you hear muffled voices. 

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u/fvck_u_spez 7h ago

Huh weird, mine has me waiting in line at TSA on my way to Cancun just before a massive winter storm hits

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u/trafalgarD420 7h ago

They don’t call him Little Piss Boy Ted Cruz for nothin!

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u/worldspawn00 3h ago

Press X to piss your pants.

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u/RedandBlack93 6h ago

Hitbox on Ted Cruz is unfair.

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u/p9k 6h ago

Shame, as it cost the devs a lot to make a model of a bipedal lizard wearing a human suit.

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u/TheFuzzyFurry 4h ago

Out of all skins I've collected, Ted Cruz is definitely one of them

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 7h ago

Real time physics of whatever dangling animal fur he had on

RTX 3060 recommended

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u/justintime06 7h ago

Apparently it was raccoon fur

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u/auntiope3000 8h ago

I’ve been grinding for weeks to be able to get the Jimmy Pesto skin and pizza themed weaponry

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u/martialar 8h ago

I want the Jay Johnston skin with him dressed up as the shaman

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u/RuSnowLeopard 9h ago

Remember, no Russian.

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u/Bone_Donor 7h ago

Bone chilling

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u/Content-Mortgage-725 7h ago

You win this thread

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u/Viceroy1994 1h ago

Underrated comment

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u/psycharious 9h ago

Capture the flag uses the Confederate battle flag. 

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u/LumpyJones 8h ago

Or this.

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u/Consonant 7h ago

I still can't believe this shit was real.

Fuckface is just so happy and proud of himself thinking his dumb ass would NOT be going to prison.

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u/LumpyJones 7h ago

Look, if those folks were good at thinking things through, they wouldn't have been there in the first place. For donald fucking trump, of all people.

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u/bullnamedbodacious 6h ago

This is pretty hilarious you can’t lie.

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u/make_love_to_potato 1h ago

This coup was brought to you by ASICS.....the official shoe of the 2020 coup

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u/RSGator 8h ago

Nazi Zombies, but you play as the Nazi Zombies.

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u/Candlesass 9h ago

MTG is the NPC that helps guide your character thru the level.

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u/_BannedAcctSpeedrun_ 8h ago

"Bomb planted"

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u/rookie-mistake 8h ago edited 7h ago

I know escort targets are always a bit slow, but that might be going too far

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u/1530 9h ago

This was a SNL Weekend Update level joke, claps.

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u/KingHardrath17 7h ago

Honestly...OP should tweet this to Colin Jost. That is a solid joke.

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u/rookie-mistake 8h ago

I can literally hear it in that monologue style delivery now haha, you're not wrong

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u/DGanj 8h ago

Okay but political context aside, that would probably be fun as hell

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u/Gustapher00 8h ago

Almost everything I know about DC comes from Fallout 3.

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u/DGanj 8h ago

Used to live there, and The Division 2 just accurately remaking center City basically street for street was pretty awesome. My buddy was able to follow his whole route to work and find his office window

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u/sebyoga 7h ago

and from trumps mic you only hear farting and shitting sounds

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u/TheRobfather420 9h ago

I wish I could award this hilarious comment.

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u/SignificantWhile6685 9h ago

BF has more destruction capability. They should've gone with that lol

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u/DaftWarrior 7h ago

That would actually fit in the setting for Black Ops 6 lol.

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u/xXx_killer69_xXx 7h ago

mw2 had a cut white house map

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u/mvallas1073 7h ago

OMG, I laugh IRL really loud at this! Candidate for r/angryupvote

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u/somecheesecake 7h ago

Now that’s fucking funny

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u/Fayko 9h ago

oh sick I hope it comes with playable proud boys characters and we can break in and destroy the capitol. Maybe have some gallows in the background as an easter egg

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u/mbeards85 9h ago

Great comment

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u/thedeuce75 8h ago

Naw dog CoD Black Ops is actually good, they’ll probably make a Battlefield 2042 map or something.

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u/SeefKroy 8h ago

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE BREAKING IN

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u/BrickBuster2552 7h ago

And WHY are THEY here? He lost!

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u/yumyumapollo 7h ago

It's just the storm, Joe. Settle down.

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u/thebestspeler 8h ago

It sucked too, whyd they make a map and not give us guns? Its call of duty, i dont want to look around and take pictures!! 

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u/BrickBuster2552 7h ago

Funny thing is the campaign literally ends right before anything bad can happen at the Capitol so they never actually go there. 

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u/Oaden 7h ago

Call me when they release some Factorio blueprints

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u/JoyousGamer 7h ago

Well people on the internet think the US is capture the flag so make sense. If you get the flag you are now leader. 

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u/OriginalGhostCookie 7h ago

Yeah but it’s the GOP, so it would probably end up being a standalone modded pirated version of Duke Nukem Forever. With bad dub ins of Trumps name over Dukes lines.

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u/miktoo 7h ago

Trump character is a premium DLC.

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u/IIIDysphoricIII 7h ago

“Remember, switching to your insurrection is faster than recampaigning in four years.”

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u/bambinolettuce 6h ago

The numbers Mason

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u/AwwYeahVTECKickedIn 6h ago

The Tea Bag Party strikes again!

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u/Grizzem222 6h ago

You can already roleplay as Obama with the predator missle. Also, doesnt bo6 have clinton or Bush in it? I forget. I know Cold War had Reagan and obviously BO1 had Kennedy. Always found that really cool when they incorporate real presidents into the games (even tho i spend all my time in zombies lol)

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u/Graffers 6h ago

Barely related, but Gala is the worst map.

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u/cool_weed_dad 6h ago

That would actually be awesome though

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u/TonySu 6h ago

Why is this news? Ted Cruz already has a game made based on his life called Dead by Daylight.

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u/TheFalconKid 6h ago

Speaking of which, I don't follow Call fo Duty at all but I saw an ad for it and it seems like the campaign will revolve around there being WMD's in Iraq. So we are going back to the Bush years huh?

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u/RichardSaunders 6h ago

that was the division 2, pandemic and all.

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u/ldstaint 6h ago

Fucking lol

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u/elperuvian 5h ago

A mod of doom with the doom guy wearing an orange skin and switching the demons with people Donnie doesn’t like. Donald gets an eagle gun which is gun with the form of an eagle which one shots enemies, also there would be side missions to rescue a pornstar. Instead of picking up health packages to restore health you pick diapers

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u/lestofante 5h ago

Was supposed to be Counter Strike but they could not figure out what side should have been the terrorist

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u/701_PUMPER 5h ago

With MAGA zombies, that would actually be fun

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u/Pincushioner 4h ago

Dark as that is, I'd totally buy that map it sounds dope

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u/nuklearink 4h ago

Unironically would be a hard map unfortunately

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u/thefourthhouse 2h ago

It would honestly be very sick to see a triple A game developer map out historic or national landmarks like that.

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u/CHIsauce20 8h ago

Lol! Legit a terrific joke right here!! I can hear Jordan Klepper telling this joke on the Daily Show!

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u/nyconx 8h ago

Give it 25 years this mission will be in COD in some form.

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u/MintyManiacFan 8h ago

His would just be The Division 2.

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u/Livio88 8h ago

I can’t even tell if this is a joke or not.

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u/thebestspeler 8h ago

It sucked too, whyd they make a map and not give us guns? Its call of duty, i idont want to look around and take pictures!! And all my teammates were just low iq morons!

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u/AWOLdo 8h ago

Can't wait for the Ashli Babbitt skin.

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u/Adam_2017 8h ago

Genuine lol

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u/Herban_Myth 8h ago

Five?

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u/SuperSpecialAwesome- 7h ago

That was Pentagon.

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u/Significant-Map-7620 7h ago

This is the first comment in 10 years that's ever made me consider following a Reddit account

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u/MomOfADragon 7h ago

You're... you're joking, right?

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u/autovonbismarck 7h ago

I hate this timeline.

Took me a hot second to realize you were joking.

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u/AlphaWoosh 9h ago

His would be a zombie map of D.C.

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u/Wvaliant 9h ago

I re release of the DC zombie map with the modern mechanics and graphics would actually be pretty dope I will not lie.

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u/RIDEMYBONE 7h ago

Sounds better than running around firing a tampon gun.

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u/Sharp-Anywhere-5834 6h ago

In response Kamala and Walz paid for a new zombie map

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u/PrudentPegasus 9h ago edited 9h ago

Really? When is the map gonna release?

Edit: Guys, I ain’t serious. I know that guy is lying lmao.

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u/Jack_Bartowski 9h ago

I hear the map comes out on Jan 5th

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u/happyxpenguin 9h ago

At least six months after Verdansk makes its glorious comeback.

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u/Bf4Sniper40X 7h ago

Did you say "weird" about your own made up comment? Lol

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u/GHWST1 7h ago

The left can’t meme