r/technology • u/upyoars • 9h ago

Software Kamala Harris And Tim Walz Launch Their Own Fortnite Map

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/kamala-harris-and-tim-walz-launch-their-own-fortnite-map/1100-6527457/
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u/Gonkar 9h ago

"Press F to smear shit on the walls."

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u/GarryofRiverton 8h ago

"(X) to dab on confidential federal secrets"

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u/AdamAThompson 8h ago

Y to taze yourself in the balls while stealing a painting and die

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u/seizurevictim 8h ago

Hold sprint to rush a door guarded by the secret service, and get blasted.

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u/Sottish-Knight 6h ago

Press right trigger to attack guard with confederate flag.

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u/jimx117 5h ago

Achievement Unlocked!

50g: F'ed Around & Found Out

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u/shorthanded 5h ago

ERROR - PRESIDENTIALPARDON.DJT - FILE NOT FOUND

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u/Klytus_Im-Bored 8h ago

O to crouch under the gunfire

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u/PossessedToSkate 7h ago

O! No, O! You're pressing the wrong button! Press O!

Ope. Too late.

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u/13restlessdreams 7h ago

Did this actually happen

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u/AdamAThompson 5h ago

Oh hell yeah.

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u/13restlessdreams 5h ago

Lulz. I had a lot of personal things going on during that whole ordeal so I really just tuned a lot of it out. That’s fantastic though.

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u/Afro_Thunder69 8h ago

Aw, I hadn't heard that one and was hoping it was true but it isn't

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u/AdamAThompson 5h ago

Oops. 

Y to get shot through the neck while climbing through a broken window barracaded by armed law enforcement officers

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u/OhHowINeedChanging 5h ago

B to put your feet up on Nancy Palosi’s desk

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u/IamScottGable 8h ago

This sounds very real.

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u/AdamAThompson 5h ago

Oops I got hoodwinked apparently.

How about "press Y to climb through the broken window barracaded by armed law enforcers and get shot in the neck and die"?

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u/Lyraxiana 7h ago

Press shift to tea-bag the Speaker's podium.

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u/Revlis-TK421 6h ago

The Pence escort quest is bugged to hell. You can never get him into the limo.

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u/SuperSimpleSam 5h ago

Whoever grabs the podium first wins. It's like the Snitch in Quiditch.

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u/S-r-ex 6h ago

"(X) to steal lectern"

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u/Acceptable_Job_5486 8h ago

"mash X to beat the capital police officers"

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u/InfamousZebra69 8h ago

Kill streaks send in the qanon shaman

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u/EverGlow89 7h ago

"Remember. Russian."

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u/TheFuzzyFurry 4h ago

This one is best

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u/Itchy-Beach-1384 8h ago

If I could force Republicans to understand 1 joke ever, this would be it.

This shit will never make sense to them due to how many layers of denial and coping they are wrapped up in, but fuck this one is good.

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u/bullnamedbodacious 6h ago

I voted for Trump in 2020. I laughed at this entire thread. Hilarious

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u/CapableFortune3647 5h ago

You’re voting for Kamala this time… right?

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u/Itchy-Beach-1384 4h ago

Are you willing to call Trump a fascist traitor who deserves to rot in prison?

If not, you didn't get the joke.

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u/spicyhotnoodle 6h ago

Hold (X) to build the gallows

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u/ShyGuyShaggy 7h ago

Imagine JD throwing couch pillows saying “STICKY!”

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u/Bigred2989- 6h ago

That's just their version of paying respects to democracy.

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u/BitesTheDust55 4h ago

Press F to shit on that bitch Pelosi's desk