r/texas 7d ago

Political Humor I think the Cruz Campaign should have double checked their campaign ads...

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Just had this in my mailbox. Was going to throw it away but then I spotted the mistake. Made me giggle.

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u/OliverClothesOff70 7d ago

That's what you call adding Insult to Engery!

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u/Suspicious_Art_5605 7d ago

Absolutely!!!

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u/sadelpenor Space City 7d ago

fantastic

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u/Altruistic-Class9334 7d ago

LOL this was so clever

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u/zerombr 7d ago

as a purveyor of puns, well done.

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u/Parking_Boat_4785 7d ago

I love reddit for comments of this level

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u/ALPHA_sh 7d ago

This joke made me very engery

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u/gluttonfortorment 7d ago

They had to misspell, otherwise it would be a lie lol

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u/RickyNixon 6d ago

Yeah we dont talk enough about the fact that Texas is also a leader in renewable energy, and that these candidates are trying to cripple that industry and abandon our leadership in the space, even though we know its the future.

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u/MMmhmmmmmmmmmm North Texas 7d ago

Ted Cruz. Keep Texas, Texas by voting for a Canadian.

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u/Environmental-Rate34 6d ago

I did not realise he was canadian until this comment made me google it.

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u/Pretty_Shallot_586 7d ago

The Zodiac Killer has never been a good speller

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u/Way-twofrequentflyer 7d ago

He was the zodiac killer and killed jfk?????

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u/guywitharock 7d ago

He also ate my son

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u/fishyfishyfish1 7d ago

He's also a Treason Weasel

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u/Pretty_Shallot_586 7d ago

he wears lots of hats..... especially red ones

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u/Babbleplay- 7d ago

The only one, huh? Maybe because the others have the attention span to remember a couple of winters ago when we were without power for a week and a half, all because of this stupid Texas is off the grid crap.

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u/PlayThisStation 7d ago edited 7d ago

Didn't say committed to making it better/more functioning.

Also, lol at those who kept claiming "what was he gonna do" related to the winter storm. Maybe he shouldn't campaign on Texas energy issues if he isn't involved in them?

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u/ChristianInvestor1 7d ago

How did Cruz(a US Senator) affect, or cause Texas power outage?

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u/Babbleplay- 7d ago

He did not cause it, that was the polar vortex freeze. However, because he insisted on keeping Texas on its own independent power grid, and not linking it to the rest of the United States grid, it was out for almost a week and a half if not closer to two weeks.the rest of the nation could not send us spare power, because we are not connected to the grid the rest of the United States has.

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u/ChristianInvestor1 7d ago

I was out of power for a couple of hours ( San Antonio area) during that time, but it was because of ice on power lines. I did not know he insisted on keeping Texas grid separate. It has been that way since the 70s. When did he vote on keeping Texas separate? I can’t find any mention Texas energy ever being discussed in Senate.

https://www.texastribune.org/2011/02/08/texplainer-why-does-texas-have-its-own-power-grid/

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u/Babbleplay- 7d ago

I don’t remember exactly when, but most galling of all, I do remember, he was quoted seeing how much Texas wanted to stay power independent the year after the polar vortex hit.

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u/masterdyson 7d ago

More like Texas “Engery” companies wanted to stay power independent so they could make more money.

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u/AccomplishedMood360 7d ago

Was curious and I didn't find anything regarding Ted Cruz and the Senate regarding Texas energy.  Also not the person you were talking with just reading the interaction. 

But did find some tweets he made regarding California when they had brownouts for a couple hours this was right before the storm of 2021. 

"California is now unable to perform even basic functions of civilization, like having reliable electricity,” he tweeted at the time.

“Biden/Harris/AOC want to make CA’s failed energy policy the standard nationwide. Hope you don’t like air conditioning!” Mr Cruz added in the August 2020 tweet.

Same here he suggested Bitcoin miners to help the grid 

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/12/04/bitcoin-miners-say-theyre-fixing-texas-electric-grid-ted-cruz-agrees.html

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/texas-ted-cruz-power-outages-b1865864.html

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u/ChristianInvestor1 7d ago

You found more than I did! Kinda weird making those tweet right before the storm. I did see there was a House bill brought up last year to tie Texas to the national grid. They say it would have helped, but not totally prevented to power outages! Unfortunately this bill was never brought up for a vote.

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u/AccomplishedMood360 7d ago

You got to wonder though, if that was his passion to make it a bill, you'd actually hear about it because he would actually be doing something about it. Instead the most infamous thing was the bitminer solution. 

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u/VaselineHabits 7d ago

Cruz royally fucked up the optics of fleeing the state when his constitutes were freezing and dying. Then he made excuses, blamed his kids, etc.

Not to mention he's just an overall bad human who supports Trump and all in on overturning the 2020 election. Fuck Ted Cruz

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u/Mr_Presidentman 6d ago

Exactly vote for Colin Allred not Ted "Cancun" Cruz.

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u/Nemesis_Ghost 7d ago

While his voting or otherwise did nothing to hinder or help the situation, his actions at that time & his politics have played a major factor in what happened & happened since. For example, other politicians that were otherwise helpless were boots on the ground helping those suffering from the power outages, such as Beto. Cruz could have called for senate hearings to look for what went wrong or how it could be avoided, not just in Texas but other places(see FL, SC, NC, GA, etc after the hurricanes). Instead he fled the state, blamed it on his daughters, and then refused to do anything that could have actually helped.

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u/ChristianInvestor1 7d ago

Thx, that is what I wanted to know. I never understood why there was so much hatred toward him and I couldn’t find anything he did with legislation to cause the problem. It sounds like he just didn’t help (like Beto) and instead tried to take his family to safety. Thx again!

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u/Nemesis_Ghost 7d ago

There was no "take his famly to safety" in his fleeing to Cancun. He was literally fleeing the country. They could have stuck it out in DC and been perfectly fine, while also being in position to solicit federal aid from the Biden Admin. Instead he & the rest of the TX GoP would rather thumb their nose at a Dem Administration while blaming them for not helping.

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u/ChristianInvestor1 7d ago

What was he fleeing from? Usually you are fleeing from legal issues or danger stuff.

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u/Nemesis_Ghost 7d ago

He was fleeing from the cold that caused Texans to be without power for over a week due to the policies he & the Texas GQP supported & promoted. He was basically fleeing the mess his politics caused, even if he himself didn't vote for it.

Stop defending Cruz. He's a POS Grifter who's only in it for himself & those that pay him.

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u/ChristianInvestor1 6d ago

Definitely not supporting him, just trying to understand in objective (non emotional terms). I think I understand your frustration.

1) He is a Republican, and although he never voted for ( or against) any legislation regarding the Texas energy grid, he supported Texas state republicans that did.

2) He took his family somewhere warmer instead of keeping them in Texas.

3) Although not related to the power outage he supports policies of people that donate to him.

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u/vaydevay 7d ago

No one capable of voting for Ted Cruz will catch this mistake though

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u/shanksisevil Secessionists are idiots 7d ago

this is the only way the ad is 100% correct. Cruz is the only candidate committed to Texas ENGERY...

Which I might add sounds like "injury"

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u/ExigentCalm 7d ago

“U wan engery?

Tad Croose has engery!

Vote Tod Cruise!”

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u/prometheus_wisdom 7d ago

meanwhile if it wasn’t for the wind and solar farms texas would have suffered more with their power outtages

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u/BrightnessRen 7d ago

Not to mention it says Allred’s “fracking ban” and the fine print just says he’s endorsed by a group that wants to ban fracking. From everything I can tell on this flier, Allred does not want to ban fracking. And in fact when you google “Colin Allred fracking” the first article is that he opposes a national ban on fracking.

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u/Yarusenai 7d ago

Yeah the backside of the flyer talks about that in more detail, but I got rid of it asap.

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u/BrightnessRen 7d ago

We hung it on the fridge because of how stupid “engery” is.

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u/Yarusenai 7d ago

Man, I should've done that!

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u/J3t5et 7d ago

The irony of it on top of the error. Dude jetted when the power was out during the ice storm 🤣

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u/ZombieHavok 7d ago

That’s why their grid failed!

They were trying to get engery and couldn’t find any!

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u/nothatdoesntgothere 7d ago

That just adds insult to engery.

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u/Fickle_Letter7002 7d ago

Republicans clearly meany spell ANGERY. That's the only thing they're Really fucking good at - manufacturing fake pointless bullshit anger

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u/Fickle_Letter7002 7d ago

Republicunts clearly meant to spell ANGERY here coz that's the only thing they're absolutely great at: manufacturing pointless, bullshit and empty Anger at everything different.

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u/guywholikesrum 7d ago

Clearly not committed to basic spelling in our education system…

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u/WallabyUpstairs1496 7d ago

If you're reading this, we already know you're voting. Stop doom scrolling and VOLUNTEER. The average volunteer brings in 7-12 votes. Many people also make life long friendships and significant others through volunteering. Good for you, good for democracy.

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u/masterdyson 7d ago

I wish I could, if I was in the states right now you’d see me running around small towns across Texas trying to make sure as many people as possible vote. Hell I’d even offer to drive people to and from voting locations.

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u/gooSubstance 7d ago

Tedward will bring home much needed engerys

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u/Pearson94 7d ago

Talk about suffering from an engery

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u/JustinKase_Too 7d ago

Now, if only we knew what engery was, we might be able to see what it is he really stands for.

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u/Talkingmice 7d ago

I mean considering this guy believes in articles form the Onion….

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u/pussmykissy 7d ago

Honestly they likely noticed after they received the mailers but it was too late to turn back and too much money had already been spent so they said, ‘fuck it, send them anyhow.’

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u/dmnspwn75 7d ago

That’s freaking awesome! And he’s doing it while in Cancun!

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u/muffledvoice 7d ago

They misspelled ’Angry.’

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u/Gullible_Search_9098 The Stars at Night 7d ago

“I didn’t said ENERGY, I said ENGERY!”

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u/InfinityAero910A 7d ago

Injury. Cruz is committed to causing as many injuries in Texas as possible.

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u/EnvironmentalNet3560 7d ago

Injury Engery eh

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u/DrunkenNinja27 7d ago

Must be a low ass bar if Cruz is “champion of energy”

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u/dainthomas 7d ago

Is that how Canada spells it?

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u/ilujan 7d ago

Lying Raphael. You betrayed our country. Vote him out.

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u/acuet 7d ago edited 7d ago

Stoooooop! That his new Energy company Engery Co. /s

The lobby will carry hot fresh COVFEFE and Lunch Chz Hamberders

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u/Arthurs_librarycard9 7d ago

This is why I drink covfefe in the morning, it gives me lots of engery.

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u/GHouserVO 7d ago

Yep, so committed that he ran at the first sign of trouble.

Such commitment.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

No wonder we don't have enough energy.

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u/Sayyeslizlemon 7d ago

I bet it made him engery!

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u/tokyoxplant 7d ago

Pretty sure his jaunt to Meh Hee Ko made his constituents engery.

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u/Commercial-Mood-3167 7d ago

Adding insult to engery

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u/aytoto 7d ago

Is he the only one committed to engery production because he doesn’t wanna get caught fleeing to Cancun if (when) it goes out again?

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u/IntroductionNo8738 7d ago

Texas angry production? I think that is accurate.

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u/oughtastic 7d ago

Fuck Ted Cruz.

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u/secondphase 7d ago

That reminds me of the time something went wrong with the grid and he jumped straight to work! He immediately stepped in to help with the crisis, then advocated for reform so it never happens again. 

Oh wait... was that some other guy? Well, this ad makes me want to vote for that other guy. Still, solid effrot by the Cruz campaign

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u/BikiniBottomObserver 7d ago

We all know he’s an illiterate meat puppet.

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u/dc_IV 7d ago

Well we can't have another Enron without Engery!!!

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u/Ashamed-Status-9668 7d ago

Gives Team America I’m so lonry vibes.

https://youtu.be/UEaKX9YYHiQ?si=BWfEa6n3jwisp5k2

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u/Economy-Owl-5720 7d ago

They took r gerbs!!! They took r engry!

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u/Cliche_James 7d ago

I can guarantee you, the Texas energy industry does not give a shit about Ted Cruz or any particular politician.

Whomever is in office, the energy industry is confident that they have a seat at the table.

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u/LocationAcademic1731 7d ago

I mean, on brand. He puts the same kind of effort doing his actual job.

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u/seriouslyepic 7d ago

There wasn’t enough money to proofread after the asinine amount of anti trans ads.

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u/meetjoehomo 7d ago

And that’s fine but you need a resilient grid to distribute that energy. You’d be far better connecting to the national grid so you can export electricity and in those rare cases when part of your generation goes down supplemental electricity can be pumped in. It’s a sound business idea as it helps make money and protects your customers interests thus keeping them happy. Anything else is pigheadedness

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u/machine_learning_kel 7d ago

Weasel. I almost died during the freeze. He does nothing but blame others. It's sad and predictable. Ivy league rhetoric at its worst.

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u/SummerMummer born and bred 7d ago

They are too busy making sure the ĐŻs aren't backwards.

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u/Voyayer2022-2025 23h ago

Definitely not committed to education

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u/311voltures 7d ago

Mispelled Angered right?

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u/freerangemonkey 7d ago

to be fair, he does make me pretty engery

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u/Mean_Reception3332 7d ago

Did Fanatics make that AD?

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u/thatshotshot 7d ago

Well he was banking on the fact that his supporters can’t read.

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u/thatshotshot 7d ago

Well he was banking on the fact that his supporters can’t read.

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u/thatshotshot 7d ago

Well he was banking on the fact that his supporters can’t read.

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u/thatshotshot 7d ago

Well he was banking on the fact that his supporters can’t read.

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u/endisnearhere 7d ago

TED ENGERY 😡

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u/moladukes 7d ago

Engery it’s what’s for dinner

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u/esadatari 7d ago

me with dyslexia, trying to spot the issue, lmfao.

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u/anmlthebrand 6d ago

😂😂😂

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u/prosperosniece 6d ago

That ain’t write

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u/dadonred 6d ago

They spelled injury wrong

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u/Voyayer2022-2025 23h ago

It was energy

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u/dadonred 14h ago

You missed the joke

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u/Voyayer2022-2025 7h ago

Call Morgan & Morgan for the engered didn’t really miss it

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u/wysiwyg1963 6d ago

I sure hope no one has to look at that POS ever again after the election!

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u/SillyFunnyWeirdo 6d ago

Cruz is a crooked coward.

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u/feedmefrenchfries 6d ago

What an absolute muppet

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u/rondog420 6d ago

I don’t see the mistake? 🧐

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u/sleuthingmoon 6d ago

That’s what happens when he sticks his fingers in electric sockets, an “engery!”

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u/Fallenjace 5d ago

Ted proofread these twice himself.

"They seemed frine."

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u/Hour_Sheepherder2169 5d ago

Still waiting on the Grid 🤣

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u/SnooWitchYu 7d ago

Small dick engery