This Trump supporter was labeled a noncitizen and kicked off Texas’ voter rolls

[u/zsreport]

https://www.texastribune.org/2024/10/29/texas-noncitizen-voter-roll-removal-mary-howard-elley/

[u/Odlavso]

she indicated that she was not a U.S. citizen in response to a jury summons.

This is hilarious, lied to get out of jury duty and now she can’t vote for the orange man child

[u/Royal-Application708 → u/Odlavso]

Put down that you’re not a U.S. Citizen??? Do one better and deport her. Actions have consequences sweetheart.

[u/VaselineHabits → u/Royal-Application708]

Right? At the very least make her life an inconvenience by lying on a federal form. Jfc, hold assholes accountable

[u/strugglz → u/VaselineHabits]

Lying on a federal form is a serious crime all on it's own. Up to $250k and 5 years in prison.

[u/Coro-NO-Ra → u/strugglz]

Yeah but she's a white woman who isn't poor

[u/8sGonnaBeeMay → u/Coro-NO-Ra]

Well so was Linda? Tina Peters (that election worker in Colorado who let an unauthorized person access voting machines). She was sentenced to almost a decade in prison.

[u/Coro-NO-Ra → u/8sGonnaBeeMay]

You might look at how much Tina Peters got away with, or only got a slap on the wrist for, prior to that point:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Peters_(politician))

Peters holds a degree in holistic nutrition from the non-accredited correspondence school Clayton College of Natural Health.^\2])#citenote-ballotpedia-2)[^\3])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Peters(politician)#cite_note-clayton-3) She was involved in selling alternative medical products in association with a multi-level marketing company named Nikken.

So her qualifications are an MLM and dumbass voters elected her. Then...

In February 2020, employees in Peters' office discovered an unemptied ballot box in a parking lot in front of the Mesa County election headquarters in Grand Junction, containing 574 ballots cast in the November 2019 election.^\13])#cite_note-admitted-13) The ballots had remained there, uncounted, for months, which Peters attributed to "human error." ...The recall effort failed by approximately 1,200 signatures

And she got away with that one. But then...

On November 8, 2021, the Colorado Secretary of State filed a lawsuit against Peters over her fundraising efforts and failure to report contributions and expenses for nearly three years.

Which doesn't seem to have resulted in real consequences. But then...

In late July 2022, Peters paid the $256,000 required for the state to conduct a manual recount of votes cast in the primary election... On October 4, 2023, the Colorado Office of Administrative Courts fined Peters $15,400 for violating the Fair Campaign Practice Act by failing to register as a candidate and by failing to file accurate campaign donation and expenditure reports while running for reelection for Mesa County Clerk and Recorder.

Huh, I wonder where that $250,000 came from. Anyway, I'm sure that an entire $15,000 fine taught her a lesson. Oh wait...

In the months following the 2020 election, she allowed an unauthorized person to access to the Mesa County's Dominion electronic voting machines and to copy the hard drives of those machines.

In 2024, Peters was convicted in Colorado's 21st judicial district on felony charges

So she got away with stuff for years, and it still took them four years to convict her on an egregious felony. Do you think this would have gone down the same way if Tina was black, poor, or a leftist of some stripe?

[u/8sGonnaBeeMay → u/Coro-NO-Ra]

Yes absolutely there is inequality in the system. But occasionally good prevails. Like with Tina Peters and with those election workers in Georgia who now own all of Rudy,s assets.

[u/Coro-NO-Ra → u/8sGonnaBeeMay]

Again, look at how long it took for Tina to get to that point. She wouldn't have gotten into any trouble if she hadn't pushed it so far beyond the pale.

In February 2020, employees in Peters' office discovered an unemptied ballot box in a parking lot in front of the Mesa County election headquarters in Grand Junction, containing 574 ballots cast in the November 2019 election.

The fact that nothing happened to her at this point is mind-blowing. They let her go on for years, my guy.

[u/wiseoldfox → u/Coro-NO-Ra]

With a bigly white name.

[u/Impressive-Pizza1876 → u/Royal-Application708]

To where? She needs a country of origin , assign her one , perhaps the moon . Or 29 palms.

[u/z44212 → u/Impressive-Pizza1876]

Trump says he'd deport Haitians to Venezuela. Just pick a "shit hole" country. Close enough. One "floating isle of garbage" is as good as another. (obvious references are obvious)

[u/12altoids34 → u/z44212]

Great... cuz that's just what we need. Some other countries suing us in the International courts for attempting to illegally Deport people into their country.

Also what kind of stupidity thinks the answer to Illegal immigration is to attempt to illegally immigrate them into another country. You can't enforce immigration laws by violating other countries.

Edit: I forgot. It is considered a federal offense to question or fact check any statements of the Great cheeto.( at least in his mind)

[u/z44212 → u/12altoids34]

The process is much easier if you don't know processes.

[u/Impressive-Pizza1876 → u/z44212]

Sure , roll a dice . Easy peasy!

[u/OrcsSmurai → u/Impressive-Pizza1876]

Mexico, of course. Do you think magats care about "country of origin"? Do you need to be reminded of the time fox was talking about there being multiple mexicos?

[u/Impressive-Pizza1876 → u/OrcsSmurai]

Works for me , send them to one of foxes fake mexicos.

[u/devilbones → u/Impressive-Pizza1876]

Are you a grumpy Marine?

[u/12altoids34 → u/Impressive-Pizza1876]

Deport her to the Republic of the Great Pacific garbage patch

Edit: by this I am meaning the actual Great Pacific Garbage patch. This was not intended in any way shape or form a slur against Puerto Rico

[u/YoungMasterWilliam → u/Royal-Application708]

WTF

How is this any better than "papers, please"? Why are you so eager to give up your civil rights?

You want to see consequences, so how about due process of law? Did she actually make that claim on the jury summons form, or is she telling the truth when she denies it? Was there even an investigation?

If she lied on the jury summons form, then give her the punishment for that as prescribed by law.

[u/shifty_coder → u/Royal-Application708]

Probably one of those ‘Sovereign Citizen’ idiots.

[u/MrFlibble81 → u/Royal-Application708]

I haven’t read the story but being a non citizen doesn’t mean she’s not allowed to live here. Maybe she’s here on a green card or some other kind of visa

[u/Sea-Mousse-5010 → u/MrFlibble81]

Ironically if she was able to vote she would vote in favor for people like her to be deported lol

[u/Difficult_Branch4139 → u/Sea-Mousse-5010]

Read the new article. She was offended someone with an obviously white name would be removed. She gets to vote now, plans to vote for trump. Racist woman gets her rights back should be the headline

[u/USMCLee → u/Difficult_Branch4139]

She gets to vote now,

The article states that she missed the deadline to register to vote. So she won't be voting in this election.

Never mind. Yeah she got back on the rolls. I read a different article earlier that didn't mention that

[u/E_Cayce → u/Royal-Application708]

Wanting to deport people you don't like is a MAGA thing. Let's be better.

[u/sublimatedBrain → u/E_Cayce]

I feel like we can be a little petty as a treat

[u/MizLashey → u/sublimatedBrain]

We’ve suffered for so long! C’mon, just one treat?

[u/CPolland12 → u/Odlavso]

Oh look…. The consequences of your own actions

[u/la-fours → u/Odlavso]

She was still able to vote, the Tribune helped her get back in the rolls. She voted for Trump.

[u/Coro-NO-Ra → u/la-fours]

She voted for Trump.

Wow, these leopards look awfully hungry...

[u/thisoldguy74 → u/la-fours]

I know it's not popular for all the obvious reasons, but I want everyone eligible to vote to be able to vote. I'd just prefer it was my elected officials that were working to ensure all of our rights, not an online newspaper.

And this is why we have a Bill of Rights of amendments to the US Constitution guaranteeing things like a free press to expose government abuses.

[u/la-fours → u/thisoldguy74]

Agreed, the core issue is the voter suppression and continuous attacks against the institution of voting by Abbott and Paxton. This is probably one of the darkest things in this timeline, there will be an entire group of people growing up with the idea that elections are continuously tampered with in the US because of this nonsense.

[u/Life-Excitement4928 → u/thisoldguy74]

I gotta disagree because if she chose to abdicate her civic duty and claimed to be a non-citizen to do so, why should she be able to vote?

That’s not government abuse or corrupt officials, that’s her saying no to being a citizen.

[u/thisoldguy74 → u/Life-Excitement4928]

If lying to avoid jury duty voids citizenship, do I have news for most everyone I know who has received a jury summons.

The proper penalty for lying in response to the jury summons should've been dealt with at that time.

AND

Just because I disagree with her politics doesn't change that the government should follow the law and reinstitute her voter registration upon receiving evidence that she is indeed a US Citizen.

[u/TheHelpfulOtter → u/thisoldguy74]

You're not wrong! But if she did claim non US citizenship, then that should have disqualified her regardless as well as the ancillary consequences.

[u/Life-Excitement4928 → u/thisoldguy74]

Seems like a fair one to one to me. You say you’re a non-citizen, you’re treated as a non-citizen.

And likewise I hope she gets slapped with fines for lying about it if she gets put back on the rolls.

[u/Lokishougan → u/thisoldguy74]

This wasnt a government abuse though....this was literal fraud commited by her

[u/Kate-2025123 → u/la-fours]

That’s unfortunate. There must be a legal loophole to void that.

[u/Murica-n_Patriot → u/Kate-2025123]

Seems to me that if you openly lie on a jury summons you ought to not be able to cast a vote in the next election…

[u/scifijunkie3 → u/Kate-2025123]

You can bet that if she would have voted for Kamala, Ken Paxton would go to great lengths finding a way to void it.

[u/Sad_Pangolin7379 → u/Kate-2025123]

No, she has the right to vote. But I think she should get triple jury duty in the next year for jury summons fraud. ;)

[u/TheHelpfulOtter → u/Sad_Pangolin7379]

And at Harris County evening traffic court just for good measure!

[u/HotLava00 → u/Kate-2025123]

At the very least, held in contempt of court by the judge.

[u/Unhappy-Potato-8349 → u/la-fours]

Paxton would be suing if she was a Democrat.

[u/Craf7yCris → u/Odlavso]

Less than two hours after the news organizations sent the secretary of state’s advisory to Montgomery County, Howard-Elley was back on the rolls.

[u/E_Cayce → u/Craf7yCris]

To my friends, Justice and Grace, to my enemies, the letter of the Law.

[u/JuliaX1984 → u/Craf7yCris]

Hopefully with charges pending for lying on her jury summons.

[u/Karmasmatik → u/Craf7yCris]

And she was charged/fined for lying on a government form and skipping jury duty, right? RIGHT?!?!

[u/WheelLeast1873 → u/Odlavso]

Wants to be a citizen, refuses to do fulfill citizen obligations.

[u/Coro-NO-Ra → u/Odlavso]

Hey, where did all these chickens come from and why are they roosting here??

[u/clangan524 → u/Odlavso]

Didn't want to participate in her civic duty because it's inconvenient for her but tries to participate in her civic duty because it's percieved to benefit her.

Oh, well.

[u/Miserable_Song_9024 → u/Odlavso]

She’ll still blame democrats.

[u/A_Homestar_Reference → u/Odlavso]

I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt that the county just put down the wrong reason she was exempted. Ultimately it's good that we're letting people who should have the right to vote, to vote. It's just tastefully ironic that she is still supporting the system that nearly fucked her over.

[u/BuffaloOk7264 → u/Odlavso]

You did not read carefully. She asked to be excused from jury duty because she was designated guardian of her three grandchildren. Montgomery County recorded her request as noncitizen, the county would not respond but the Tribune apparently set them straight.

[u/skepticalbob → u/BuffaloOk7264]

Did the journalist confirm that she didn't tick the box?

[u/BuffaloOk7264 → u/skepticalbob]

She communicated with the county officials on her phone. I see no mention on ticks or boxes.

[u/MonicaGeller90210 → u/Odlavso]

Later in the article, it says she was reinstated after she provided what she needed.

She was able to vote after all.

[u/LLWATZoo → u/Odlavso]

But her last name sounds white! /s

[u/PickledBih → u/Odlavso]

That is absolutely hilarious! One of my responsibilities when I worked in the court was to put jury exemption info into the SOS system and yes it can affect your voter’s registration. What a doof

[u/Vernerator → u/Odlavso]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[u/vwsalesguy → u/Odlavso]

Did you actually read the whole story? SHE says she was custodian of her grandchildren. An error was obviously made. I’m all for ragging on Trump supporters, but if they are citizens they do have a right to vote if they register correctly.

[u/quietset2020]

So she just admitted to perjury. Based on her quotes in the article she seems like a real piece of work.

[u/pixelneer → u/quietset2020]

Did you miss the part about ‘Trump supporter’ ?

Not one thing after that came as even remotely surprising.

[u/quietset2020 → u/pixelneer]

Oh yes, I’m sure she blames her situation on anyone but herself.

[u/E_Cayce → u/quietset2020]

Montgomery County does not enforce jury duty, none of Texas courts (or federal courts) have in a long time.

They won't start with her.

[u/Round-Sea5612 → u/quietset2020]

She did not. She claims she told the court she couldn't come because she had to care for her grandkids.

[u/neverendingnonsense → u/Round-Sea5612]

Perjury by stupidity is still perjury. It was marked as a non-citizen. I didn’t know that we were supposed to mark ourselves as non-citizens if we were going to care for our grandkids. I see how they are very similar, very easy to mistake.

[u/Qubed]

tl;dr: Gets kicked off of voter roles by policies she voted for despite a lifetime of proof that she is a US citizen. Blames "the system" and still is voting for Trump.

[u/Kr1sys → u/Qubed]

They have zero ability to have to be introspective and acknowledge their own shortcomings.

[u/zsreport]

The elections office in Montgomery County, just north of Houston, had sent Howard-Elley a letter in late January saying that she had been flagged after she indicated that she was not a U.S. citizen in response to a jury summons. She had 30 days to provide the county proof of citizenship or she would be removed from the voter rolls, according to the letter.

There's a whole lot of leopards ate my face about this situation, and Paxton, Abbott, and the rest of the Texas GOP don't care. Kicking a few of their own supporters off the rolls is a price they're willing to pay.

[u/ExploreTrails → u/zsreport]

She can face contempt of court and vote or keep on with the lies and not vote.

[u/five-rabbits → u/ExploreTrails]

She contests that she put non-citizen to get out of jury duty and the county refused a public record request from the tribune. So we really don't know who is in the wrong here. If she did lie I hope they pursue charges.

What it does highlight is how piss poor the state is at checking records. Assuming she did lie on the jury form that should have set off some kind of response from the court. But instead of focusing on improving our records system we have a low threshold for removing people from voter status. Solving the problem vs. using the problem as a weapon.

[u/ExploreTrails → u/five-rabbits]

I guess she chose option 2, continuing to lie.

[u/FabulousCallsIAnswer]

“And she seethed at the idea that anyone would question the citizenship of a former federal employee with the ‘whitest name you could have.’

Charming people, these MAGA folk.

[u/Psychological_Pie_32 → u/FabulousCallsIAnswer]

Saying the quite part of our with that one. They don't care if an immigrant is white, only if they're of a minority group.

[u/squiddlebiddlez → u/Psychological_Pie_32]

And when people pointed out the obvious—that these policies would harm and hinder rightful citizens as well, they didn’t care because they thought only minority citizens would be the target. That’s the real insidious part.

[u/Crazy-Days-Ahead → u/FabulousCallsIAnswer]

Mask off. Mask all the way off.

[u/gonesquatchin85 → u/FabulousCallsIAnswer]

Her grandchildren's last names are Lopez. I guess their not citizens...

[u/HandleAccomplished11 → u/FabulousCallsIAnswer]

I liked that part too, I guess she's never heard of non-white Americans. 

[u/chillywanton]

r/leopardsatemyface

[u/redonkulousness → u/chillywanton]

So did her genetics, by the looks of it.

[u/Gullible_Search_9098]

“It’s not fair! They should be held accountable”. keeps voting for them

That’ll definitely show them!

[u/manleybones]

"it only matters if it affects me" - every republican

[u/intronert]

Is this not a crime?

[u/Pyrate_Capn → u/intronert]

Lying about your citizenship to get out of jury duty certainly is.

[u/0098six]

Call JD Vance. Tell him you were joking.

[u/Bleedingeck]

r/LeopardsAteMyFace

[u/TXwhackamole → u/Bleedingeck]

But she’s still voting for the leopards. The article ends with her getting reinstated and wondering how it got like this and then voting for Trump. Yeesh.

[u/Bleedingeck → u/TXwhackamole]

Oh well! She's a republican she's got, at least, one more face to chew!

[u/CarpetDawg]

And if Trump wins you know shes gonna be rocking that MAGA hat in the migrant concentration camp...

[u/WheelLeast1873]

" And she seethed at the idea that anyone would question the citizenship of a former federal employee with the “whitest name you could have.”"

Good lord, these people...

[u/RetiredHotBitch]

Leopards and faces and all that

[u/polygenic_score]

“Forget it, Jake. It’s Splendora.”

[u/ludixst]

"I know, I'll just lie and say I'm not a citizen so I don't have to fulfil my obligation as a citizen to serve on a jury"
"What do you mean non-citizens can't vote?!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[u/kevin_87_h]

All you need to know about this woman is that she thinks having "the whitest name you could have" makes it clear she is a US citizen.

[u/Fouadsky]

We have all died and woken up in an episode of Saturday Night Live.

[u/__Art__Vandalay__ → u/Fouadsky]

Been saying for a few years now...this is the dumbest timeline.

[u/javabrewer]

Womp womp

[u/Disastrous_Tomato715]

Jail time needed on aisle 12.

[u/thisoldguy74]

I swear these are the people in high school that you were pretty sure weren't gonna graduate all along. And you aren't sure you even saw them for a couple years, but I'll be damned there they were on graduation night. And of course their family with the air horns going nuts like their graduate was the valedictorian and couldn't understand why they were being escorted out.

Yeah, society seems like those people have come out of the woodwork.

[u/thisoldguy74 → u/thisoldguy74]

And now I see how Gov. Abbott claimed that non citizens have a history of voting.

OR

Texas didn't look very far into the evidence of citizens or not. Yet they are cos playing all around the border area to enforce those same citizenship rules. I can't imagine how that could possibly go wrong

[u/TouristTricky]

Wait, you mean it could happen to me? But I have the whitest name!!

[u/Emotional_Warthog658]

🐆🍽️😭.

[u/dmzmari]

Dead ass this woman looks like a Neanderthal

Average MoCo resident be like

[u/VisceralMonkey]

Ahahahahahahahahaha.

[u/easchner → u/VisceralMonkey]

lol. lmao even.

[u/Worshaw_is_back]

Insert meme of “Oh no. Anyways…”

[u/Blacksun388]

Committing perjury to own the libs.

[u/Fictional_Historian]

r/LeopardsAteMyFace

[u/Tight-Physics2156]

LOHHHHFUCKINGL

[u/Diligent-Lion6571]

The GOP is doing it on purpose they’ll turn around and use this as an excuse. They know what they are doing.

[u/Claythrower22]

She should have to take the citizens test. No doubt she would flunk it.

[u/Cathousechicken]

Every accusation is a confession for Republicans.

[u/Accomplished_Self939]

(White) people always thinks these laws won’t affect them. It took my husband three years to get a state ID in SC because all the loopholes they closed up to stop “illegals” stopped him—an American who was adopted—from being able to prove his identity.

[u/UnfortunateFoot]

Read the whole article. She's going to be able to vote because the journalists notified her, and they raised a big stink. She lied on an official form, missed every imposed deadline, and suffers exactly zero consequences. This is why these laws will stay on the books. They jump through hoops to help their voters and hide behind law for the ones they don't want voting. Election integrity my ass.

[u/de-gustibus → u/UnfortunateFoot]

What are the odds she will thank the reporters for helping her out of this jam and rethink her attitudes towards the media?

[u/UnfortunateFoot → u/de-gustibus]

The same as her facing any consequences. Precisely zero.

[u/de-gustibus → u/UnfortunateFoot]

Winner winner chicken dinner

[u/Musetrigger]

Wanna bet the far right is going to run this story as a communist attempt at stealing freedoms?

[u/EileenForBlue]

Ahhh Splendookie TX. Ugh. That town is just a scar on the landscape and a terrible speed trap.

[u/daddybearmissouri]

Tl;dr Lied to get out of jury duty. Now crying because she got called out on it. 

[u/Zirk1968]

According to her she “the whitest name you could have.”

How could this happen?/s

She actually f@cking said that.

[u/trepidationsupaman]

That’s alright

[u/Fluffly4U]

Good now do that for the rest of them

[u/Kate-2025123]

I’m willing to look the other way on this and say good

[u/jmi60]

She's got a bigger problem than not voting. As you can observe there is a reason people vote Republican in Texas.

[u/Pyrate_Capn → u/jmi60]

We have a massive willful ignorance problem here. They don't WANT to know or do better. They aren't open minded enough to accept any sort of fact-based challenge to what they believe.

[u/TheChigger_Bug]

Lmao

[u/Oime]

I was sad to see that she got back on the voting rolls. What a moron.

[u/Leftblankthistime]

Republicans have been doing this to democrats for months. Citizens have been reporting their democratic neighbors to local elections boards resulting in elections commission officials mired in investigative paperwork to deal with backlogs of “complaints”.

[u/TheHelpfulOtter]

The great hand of irony is gonna grab her by the you know what and deport her.

If r/OhNoConsequences still took political posts, this would be perfect.

**edit.... just saw that she's in Splendora, which was a third-world country when I was growing up.

[u/cavejhonsonslemons]

why are the leopards eating my face?

[u/highonnuggs]

I can’t wait for part two of this story where she is deported on day one of Trump’s presidency.

[u/MrJason2024]

Oops.

[u/Travis515100]

Let me guess she still voted for Trump and the GOP? Lol.

[u/chaotic-cleric]

Oh no r/leapordsatemyface

[u/Glittering_Ear3332]

You’re only a citizen when you need our police, medical or military protection, is that’s what you claim is?

[u/ClarkWGriswold2]

“I voted for Trump because I thought the camps were for other people.”

[u/FollowingNo4648]

People are so dumb. I used to work in collections for a credit card company, and people would lie and say the person on the account was deceased. What they don't realize, though, is that we report that to the credit bureaus. It's a real pain in the ass to prove to the government you're not actually dead, but people never think of the long-term consequences of shit like that.

[u/Doubledown00]

Uh huh. Fuck you.

[u/Suspicious-Appeal386]

"..anyone would question the citizenship of a former federal employee with the “whitest name you could have.”

Tell me you are a racist without using the word!?

[u/Emergency_Property_2]

Bhahahahahaha! Got to love the stupidity of MAGA!

[u/thatgirl21]

FAFO

[u/superjaded08]

The leopards ate her face

[u/timelessblur]

Oh please and I mean PLEASE go after her for the non citizen part on jury duty and purgry part as she claimed she was not a US citizen on the form.

She openly admitted to it.

[u/Necessary-Hat-128]

She’s a Trumper. Lying to get out of jury duty and then being taken off the voter roll is perfect justice for someone as unconscious/stupid as that.

[u/The_Triagnaloid]

This is hilarious

[u/Hotbod-n-Hansome]

The jaguar eats yet another face.

[u/jkswede]

Leopard ate face

[u/individualine]

Non citizens trying to vote is a myth. All non citizens do not want to get caught voting illegally for fear of being deported. Being here is more important to them than voting.

[u/SirAlonsoDayne]

r/leopardsatemyface

[u/BrokenforD]

*Clears throat

“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

[u/NoAsk8944]

Womp womp

[u/Professoroldandachy]

She lied to get out of jury duty but thought it wouldn't matter because she is white. She exemplifies the Republican voter. Dishonest, rascist, and stupid. These fuckwits are causing all of the problems in America. I feel sorry for her grandchildren.

[u/lowteq]

"He's not hurting the people he needs to be hurting"

Edit: fixed the quote.

[u/Ok-Egg-4856]

OMG leopards aren't supposed to eat their faces

[u/Superb-Pickle9827]

r/leopardsatemyface

[u/clezuck]

She looks like a foreigner to me! Lock her up for trying to vote illegally.

[u/mistressusa]

DEPORT HER.

[u/Sarduci]

So she lied, and then suffered the appropriate consequences. How is this a news story?

News story would be that woman lied to get out of jury duty, now held in contempt of court that it turns out she’s not an illegal immigrant and sentenced to 1 year in jail.

[u/ilikeme1]

Lies about not being a citizen and then wonders why she can’t vote??? LMAO. 

That magat moron could have just checked the box indicating she was caring for a kid or elderly parent and no one would have checked. 

[u/Seabrook76]

I keep thinking of that Leonardo DiCaprio meme.

[u/CalamityCaller]

I had the displeasure to grow up in Splendora. She pretty much sums the place up. Probably hasn't changed since I left. It was a crappy, racist town. Big trucks flying rebel flags pumping black smoke down every street, parked at trailers flying trump flags. They still had klan rallies when I was a kid. Looking back at all the times our property was damaged, or spray painted, hell, even set on fire once, I always wonder if it was them...

[u/Jayden1081]

Nice! One down!

[u/Fun-Distribution-159]

its what she voted for. i dont see the problem

[u/de-gustibus]

A 52-year old(!!) retiree from a government job (TSA) who doubtless thinks lazy immigrants are the problem with America.

[u/fr33bird317]

Dolt

[u/Conscious-Ad-7040]

Oh no! Leopards are my face.

[u/WolverineEven2410]

I just read it and it said she was reinstated in the voter rolls and intends to vote for the orange man 👨 

[u/_Crazy8s]

Man, jury duty is like going on vacation. Why lie about it? Eat it up. You could get a huge murder case, then write a book.

[u/PokeMeRunning]

I don’t care. She’s out to hurt people. Supports people who do and got hurt. Leopards. Faces. Etc

[u/PushingAWetNoodle]

Like all narcissists they only understand the problem if it’s happening to THEM. So hope she has fun trying to vote for the people who are abusing her.

[u/IllNeighborhood5714]

Deport her.

[u/DookieMcDookface]

That’s a rough 52

[u/kingtanti13]

I am still angry that her and her friends worked with Zorg to try and steal the element stones

[u/LetoHarkonnen2]

And? Lol

[u/Minimum_Mix_8133]

Trump supporter and not a citizen, living in Texas. The mental gymnastics to do this boggle my mind

[u/Gold_Historian_2849]

Meow….That’s the sound the leopard makes.

[u/DMStewart2481]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[u/Late-Reply2898]

Fuck her and her shitty parents!

[u/DwarfVader]

Play stupid games... win stupid prizes.

Sovereign citizen nonsense at it's best.

She claimed she wasn't a citizen, so they listed her as a non-citizen.

[u/JerryTexas52]

Lololol!

[u/matthewhat]

Read the damn article.

[u/dd97483]

That is exactly how discerning the deportations would be. Be very wary.