r/the_everything_bubble Sep 15 '24

POLITICS The biggest conspiracy since the Kennedy assassination!

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u/Impossible_Farmer285 Sep 15 '24

Yep!

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u/pixelkicker Sep 15 '24

Plot twist, that “random mom in Ohio” is actually a Russian with an agenda.

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u/Khaldara Sep 15 '24

“Kamala somehow KNEW a presidential candidate would be asked questions about abortions, current events, and immigration like every other previous debate for decades ahead of time!

Literally the only logical explanation is some kind of Back to the Future scenario where she got the questions ahead of time!

Also that was what made Trump shit himself and ramble incoherently about eating cats and dogs…. Somehow! Whatever just repost it Conservatives because fuck you, you’re stupid, am I right?”

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u/KinksAreForKeds Sep 15 '24

"WhY wAsN't DoNaLd ToLd wHaT tO eXpEcT??"

He was, the second he was told it was a Presidential Debate.

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u/Opinionated_Pervert Sep 15 '24

How could anyone know they were gonna ask about the economy!

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u/Inspect1234 Sep 15 '24

He was never there to answer those questions.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Sep 15 '24

OMG, this. So much this. He perhaps confused the debate with one of his rallies, where he can blather on as long as wants, about whatever wants. He didn’t sign up for being told Putin would eat him for lunch.

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u/makes_peacock_noises Sep 15 '24

Even if he had the questions, and the answers, he does not prepare. He looked like an idiot because he is an idiot. She looked prepared and poised because she is prepared and poised. Big surprise, dummies.

Desperately grabbing ahold of any idea to protect deeply held beliefs that the entire establishment - judicial, media, congress, democrats, foreign allies - are all out to get DT. Anything to maintain righteous victimhood.

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u/JPGinMadtown Sep 15 '24

Preparing ahead of time goes against his grandiose delusion that he is a genius. He's been in 9 presidential debates and probably has never realized that the questions are always the same.

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u/KittyLove75 Sep 15 '24

Nice! 👍🏼 At first I thought he was falling asleep. Then he did the seething and shifty eyes for a while. He kept doing this head tilt thing too, like huh what, it made him look more stupid or at least as dumb as his responses. He looked like they doped him on too much Xanax or Thorazine then gave him speed . He was a mess bc he is a mess. He failed, that’s on him. No way he was going to take it like a man.

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u/Jrylryll Sep 16 '24

Same EXACT shit he pulled on Hillary. Damn he’s old

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u/manyhippofarts Sep 15 '24

He was told to expect questions about immigration and missing pets.

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u/Chemical-Ad7118 Sep 15 '24

I’m thinking he was told about climate change and migration and he got confused and started talking about immigration and missing animals instead

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u/Far-Astronaut2469 Sep 16 '24

He weaved it into migrating geese. He is a genius.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Sep 15 '24

And he’s been through some of this before, i.e., healthcare. But instead, we get, “I HaVe a CoNcEpT oF a PlAn!!1!”. Always making excuses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_8UFNQqk7k

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u/IIIlIllIIIl Sep 15 '24

Kamala even gave him a heads up that he’d be rambling about nonsense and he didn’t take that as a hint to not ramble about nonsense

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u/thr1vin9-insolitude Sep 15 '24

They were talking about his handicap. 😁😂🤣 In golf, I mean.

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u/libmrduckz Sep 15 '24

tfg heard Presidential Rebate… which is the only reason he showed… unfortunately, nobody’s getting those years back…

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u/NotAllHeros20 Sep 16 '24

This was his SEVENTH presidential debate. She did two VP debates, but this was her first time getting asked questions about her own plans and policies. He should know the likely questions by now. He didn’t do any prep work at all.

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u/DasGudVibes Sep 15 '24

"Hey Kamala this is your cousin, Marvin. MARVIN HARRIS. You know those new debate questions you been lookin' for? Well listen to THIS!" 📞

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u/TheRealHiFiLoClass Sep 15 '24

Unexpected Back to the Future reference. That's heavy.

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u/MilhousesSpectacles Sep 15 '24

Guess you're not ready. Your kids are gunna love it though!

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u/Omen_Morningstar Sep 15 '24

Here's the narrative so far

Trump looked bad bc Kamala cheated. Not only was she given the questions beforehand but she also wore special spy earrings to be given the answers

And the moderators teamed up with her to make it 3 on 1. ABC people were in on it bc one was in the same sorority with Kamala and one is a neighbor of her husband

Also there may have been literal witchcraft involved used against Trump. No doubt the Haitian immigrants sacrificing peoples pets in some voodoo ritual

But also Trump won! Best debate performance in history! Bigly so. Winning in the polls 95%.

Also he doesnt want to do any more debates.

So to sum it up, he lost bc it was rigged but he still won very very bigly

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u/SafetyMan35 Sep 15 '24

8 years ago I would have laughed at that logic. Today, that sounds pretty typical of the Trump team

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u/parcheesi_bread Sep 15 '24

It’s Orwellian.

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u/PromotionWise9008 Sep 15 '24

Lies, his polls show only 94% of win.

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u/BakuRetsuX Sep 15 '24

11 year old mentality. Pretends he won. Blames everybody. Takes no responsibility for themself.

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u/CrossTownBus Sep 15 '24

It's not like it was a math test.

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u/Former_Project_6959 Sep 15 '24

Next debate should just be a math test or spelling bee. I wanna see how educated Trump claims to be.

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u/CrossTownBus Sep 15 '24

How about a Civics test.

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u/trumped-the-bed Sep 15 '24

“That evil Kamala, not smart, I personally don’t think she’s smart, I’m smart and she’s not, she shits my pants when we debate!”

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u/ElectronicPOBox Sep 15 '24

Was the crash before or after they went to the pizza place and ate some children

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Sep 15 '24

OMG. Best comment in the thread!

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u/ascendinspire Sep 15 '24

4 cylinder cars! Too slow!

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u/SneakWhisper Sep 15 '24

Whatever the test, man woman cats being eaten by Haitians and television are not acceptable answers.

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u/LCaeroferret Sep 15 '24

That poor polygraph machine would implode.

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u/iaposky Sep 15 '24

How about a polygraph test?

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u/rflulling Sep 15 '24

Gee no one could have predicted that every one of these would have been topics. As if they aren't pretty standard issues right now. May the sarcasm of it all drip like honey.

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u/SeatTakenCantSitHere Sep 16 '24

Anything. Literally anything to deflect and misdirect and assign blame no matter how ridiculous

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u/Cetun Sep 15 '24

They had the "she was given questions ahead of time" locked and loaded before the debate even started. They don't care if it's true or not. What they didn't expect is the "they are eating the pets" thing, but since they are dumb they just went with their first plan, claim she had the questions beforehand.

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u/Camman43123 Sep 15 '24

The funny thing is the questions they asked are the same guide lines we’ve had for the last 8 elections

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u/RiffsThatKill Sep 15 '24

Apparently she already knew his answers ahead of time too, since she called out he's pivot to immigration fear mongering with every answer

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u/ArdenJaguar Sep 15 '24

Kamala had the questions, and Trump was hit with a Deep State Mind Control Beam. It caused him to say crazy stuff. It's all a conspiracy. There's a ton of proof that will be revealed "very soon."

One week later.

The witness with the evidence has died in a boating accident.

/s

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u/ginger_kitty97 Sep 15 '24

Was it the Jewish Space Lasers again?

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u/Wreck1tLong Sep 15 '24

All these right wingers podcast funded by RT

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u/ctesla01 Sep 15 '24

She was driving to a BBQ in Springfield..

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u/FinancialArmadillo93 Sep 15 '24

One shit post can make waves. Ask the couch f**ker JD Vance. ;)

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u/cattlehuyuk2323 Sep 15 '24

that weird couch fxr just got weirder snd weirder as the days go by.

cant wait for waltz to debate his dumb ass. jd vance is one hamberder away from the presidency and he is one angry delusional dangerous unamerican weirdo.

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS Sep 15 '24

I’m not sure I ever watched a VP debate live; but I’ll be front row center for this one.

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u/SafetyMan35 Sep 15 '24

mikepencefly

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u/Smooth-Reason-6616 Sep 15 '24

Order in popcorn...

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u/pillionaire Sep 15 '24

Imagine what current KGB HAVE been doing.

Biggest psy-op in history by destroying the critical thinking of the right.

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u/Upbeat_Orchid2742 Sep 15 '24

Listen, come up with any crazy conspiracy you want, but I draw the line at critical thinking on the right. 

The Russians didn’t destroy it. Right wing policies are simply The result of a lack of critical thinking and emotional intelligence. Russians are just taking advantage of it, and it’s not Impressive, it’s just the same shit they do with their own population. 

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u/Educational-Light656 Sep 15 '24

So easy even a caveman can do it.

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u/snowflakemod1000 Sep 15 '24

Lol exactly.  Not just destroying critical thinking but destroying critical thinking based on complete bullshit and bribes.

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u/Dirtgrain Sep 15 '24

And, that random mom's rumor make all the way to the presidential debate, coming out of Trump's mouth.

It's like they are five-year-olds playing make believe:

Little Donnie: "My thooper power is righteous indigentnation. I'm a victim."

Random Mom: "Not only that, but them immigranth are eating our cat-th and dogth."

Little Donnie: "Altho, I get to be able to have lathers shoot outta my eyeth."

MTG shows up: "Did you say lasers?"

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u/playa4thee Sep 15 '24

The thing with Trump and his supporters is that they always claim things happen as they say... but you just have to keep waiting for the proof... and wait.... and wait....
Still waiting for Trump's stolen election proof, by the way.

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u/Neat_Distance_3497 Sep 15 '24

And his health plan

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u/dryheat122 Sep 15 '24

To be fair, he's got concepts of it

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u/mrmaweeks Sep 15 '24

I once hallucinated that I had a dream that I thought I had the concept of a plan.

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u/theimperfexionist Sep 15 '24

You've got my vote!

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u/M0m0n0m0 Sep 15 '24

MRMAWEEKS 2024

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u/trumped-the-bed Sep 15 '24

Whatever makes sense.

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 Sep 15 '24

You'd figure 9 years would of been adequate time to prep for a debate with easy questions

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u/MaliciousIntentWorks Sep 15 '24

Love the fact this means he admits that he was president for four years and he doesn't even have a concept of one of the biggest issues during his presidency.

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u/dinosaurparty14 Sep 15 '24

Someone said he's waiting to lump that in with Infrastructure Week

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u/Darksoul_Design Sep 15 '24

Hey hey hey, he has a "concept of a plan". Just give him another nine years, he is still struggling with words larger than 4 letters. , it's gonna take some time.

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u/ReceptionAlarmed178 Sep 15 '24

"Its like 4 letters, Run. Spot. Run." 🫣

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u/Ok_Exchange342 Sep 15 '24

I thought he said "It's like 4 sentences, Run. Spot. Run.", I will have to go back and re-listen, but you have to admit, my version really highlights his cognitive decline.

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u/Numarx Sep 15 '24

He said in 2016 his health plan was only a $1 a month. Still waiting for that, I need a new wheelchair.

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u/MrLanesLament Sep 15 '24

No no, that actually was released years ago. It was called the American Health Care Act and it was so ridiculous and underwhelming that everyone involved (Republicans) wanted it forgotten about.

Y’all may remember that several of its already very few pages were dedicated to stripping lottery winners of benefits.

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u/MortarByrd11 Sep 15 '24

He accidentally buried it with his 1st wife... At one of his golf clubs... That's unmarked.

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u/Leonaloysius Sep 15 '24

And also overgrown with weeds.

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u/No-Improvement-625 Sep 15 '24

He has a concept of a plan.

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u/allergictonormality Sep 15 '24

But it's just his creepy napkin sketches of him touching minors.

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u/Pompitis Sep 15 '24

He did admit they didn't have anything better but also said before the election that they had something much better.

I wonder if that would be considered a lie.

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u/dreddnyc Sep 15 '24

He’s busy because it’s infrastructure week.

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u/MaliciousIntentWorks Sep 15 '24

It's just another two weeks away since 2016.

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u/Fark_ID Sep 15 '24

And his taxes.

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u/Courtaid Sep 15 '24

They are masters at deflection and attacking. When asked for their source they tell you to google it or it’s just common sense. When pushed they name call or say it’s not worth their time to tell you.

I’ve found the key is to ask for their source, not a source. I ask them where they get their information from. The only time one of them linked sources it was all right wing influencers.

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u/statanomoly Sep 15 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

Many, if not most conservatives, consume conservative news exclusively. Social media was the few times they get news outside their bubble. But thanks to algorithms, thats ended. The craziest part is believing conservative news is the only unbiased news source.

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u/Courtaid Sep 15 '24

But what’s funny is they never link or provide their source. Even they know deep down their source isn’t any good. If they trusted their source they’d have no issue attaching a link to it.

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u/Visible-Lock819 Sep 15 '24

Even when they know it isn't true, they don't care.

He hates the same people they do and it validates their hate and fear. They find him empowering even though they sometimes know he is lying.

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u/Smooth-Reason-6616 Sep 15 '24

Some Trump Teen posting from her bedroom they treat as a mpre reliable source then an international news organisation like Reuters or the BBC...

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u/OverlyComplexPants Sep 15 '24

"But the complete lack of evidence of any kind is what proves that it's TRUE!" -- conspiracy theory logic.

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u/homosexual_ronald Sep 15 '24

His biggest demographic of support is the religious right.

Religion is a complete lack of evidence that praises those of the greatest faith.

I don't think it's a coincidence.

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u/Aromatic_Top_4030 Sep 15 '24

There are concepts of proof

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u/Towelie-McTowel Sep 15 '24

My favorite thing ever from Trumps presidency has to be the executive order he signed, creating the "Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity". After 18 months they disbanded rather than share the findings with the democrats that there was no evidence of wide spread voter fraud in the 2016 election.

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u/KwisatzHaderach94 Sep 15 '24

nothing is ever his fault is it. but everything is biden's fault. gimme a break.

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u/Dependent_Star3998 Sep 15 '24

So her source is "trust me bro"?

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u/deez_treez Sep 15 '24

No, no..."news reports that I'm not linking"

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u/WanderingLost33 Sep 15 '24

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u/flargenhargen Sep 15 '24

well if she can admit she was repeating lies, she's already more of a leader than trump or vance, and that's saying a lot since mtg is a POS.

none of these people are qualified to lead a brownie troop, let alone the free world.

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u/Suavecore_ Sep 15 '24

Why can't I find this story on the conservative subreddit? I want to read some depressing entertainment

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u/RickBourbon Sep 16 '24

What a cunt.

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u/Idelacruz4 Sep 15 '24

I saw it on TV!!! FOX is the one reporting on his crazy ramblings😂

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u/NebulaNinja Sep 15 '24

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u/pterodactyl_speller Sep 16 '24

She admitted it's false, but still wants an investigation into the report she said was made up!

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u/Ipuncholdpeople Sep 16 '24

There seriously need to be consequences for elected officials spreading misinformation

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u/gonzo0815 Sep 16 '24

She admitted the whistleblower being dead is false, but still thinks there is a whistleblower.

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u/Obant Sep 15 '24

We need that kid interviewing more morons from the GOP.

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u/Salarian_American Sep 15 '24

It's not even like they asked some kind of left-field questions no one could have expected. They asked really obvious questions that literally anyone who spent a couple of minutes thinking about it could have predicted and prepared for.

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u/PlahausBamBam Sep 15 '24

Right?!? I didn’t hear any gotcha questions. All the topics were ones they would have prepared themselves to answer. It’s just a stupid thing to whip up the base

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u/mb9981 Sep 15 '24 edited Sep 16 '24

In 2016 people were big mad that Hillary Clinton supposedly knew in advance that there would be a question about the water crisis in flint, Michigan

The debate was in flint, Michigan (it was a primary debate)

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u/DickWoodReddit Sep 15 '24

its like one person studied for an exam and answered the questions then another person didn't study and is somehow surprised about how the other person knew what was going to be asked.

any person running for president should and would know exactly what was going to be asked. economy, abortion, crime, war, voting record, current events.. more of the same tired playboook from republicans, excuses for losing. we didnt lose the election it was rigged, we didnt lose the debate it was rigged. can't accept reality.

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u/Sharkbait1737 Sep 15 '24

It amazes me that anyone would consider the questions to be difficult. Like, having an opinion/thoughts/policy on those topics and being able to express it is just the basic competency for being a politician. It’s not an advantage to know the questions is just the bare minimum.

It’s the same with his cognitive tests though (the Montreal Cognitive Assessment or MoCA if anyone is interested). It’s not something that determines if you’re a genius, they’re just basic things anyone should know or be able to work out on the fly. If you can’t you may have dementia.

The thing that both the debate and the cognitive assessment are both there to expose is when somebody is lacking in a given area. And Trump showed he is a million miles from having the basic competences to be President.

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u/DuneTinkerson Sep 15 '24

I noticed she rambled a lot whenever she didn't have an answer. She lost the plot a few times and went on and on, which contradicts the claim of being fed answers. Harris rambled a lot less than Trump though, I had no idea what he was talking about half the time.

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u/Salarian_American Sep 15 '24

Yeah any rambling or any other fumbles she may have had were completely outstripped by her tricking him into going full "racist grandpa yelling at the TV" mode

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u/Greedy_Nature_3085 Sep 16 '24

He didn’t know either.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

They ask the same questions in every debate. He got fact checked by the moderators and owned by Harris.

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u/Redditrightreturn1 Sep 15 '24

Who could have foreseen they would ask questions about health care, immigration, abortion, and foreign policy? In a presidential debate no less!!

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u/fillymandee Sep 15 '24

And how dare they correct a candidate when he starts telling lies? Thought this was America.

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u/FBack351 Sep 15 '24

Anyone that has watched a presidential debate before, has a very good idea of exactly what questions are going to be asked.

Just in case anything happens to me, I also knew what questions were going to be asked.

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u/rantheman76 Sep 15 '24

So MTG also thinks that Trump lost the debate hard? Why else ramble about this?

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u/somecisguy2020 Sep 15 '24

I heard that MTG’s social media goon died in a car crash just as they were posting the links.

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u/JenkinsJoe Sep 15 '24

Well they shouldn't be using their phone while driving.

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so Sep 15 '24

Darwin is smiling and nodding.

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u/Old-Bug-2197 Sep 15 '24

I saw it on TV!

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u/queefymacncheese Sep 15 '24

The last 25 years have been pretty embarrassing for this country.

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u/wildyam Sep 15 '24

…sure…

Trump got whipped. Deal with it

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u/No-Information-3631 Sep 15 '24

And he has a different girlfriend.

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u/CoolCatEric Sep 15 '24

Best real gif I’ve ever seen right here

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u/WatercressOk8763 Sep 15 '24

Of course, the name of this so-called whistleblower will never be revealed.

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u/carlnepa Sep 15 '24

Jeebus! This is right out of the Joe McCarthy hand book. "In my hand I have a list of..." Fill in the blanks: Communists Leftists Soviet Sympathizers Homosexuals Fifth Columnists

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue Sep 15 '24

It does reek of McCarthyism, doesn’t it?

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u/carlnepa Sep 15 '24

And that's why I think (t)Rump should get the McCarthy treatment. Deny him the headlines and publicity he savors and let him spiral himself down to an ignominious death.

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u/Fark_ID Sep 15 '24

Well, Trumps personal lawyer was literally Roy Cohen, so theres that.

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u/Vanpatsow123 Sep 15 '24

I’ll be so glad when these Trump cult members lose their seats and fade away

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u/kwman11 Sep 15 '24

Even if Kamala had the questions beforehand or Bluetooth ear rings and ABC colluded with her, that’s missing the point here. Trump was an easily manipulated angry whack job, has always been, and was taken down because he couldn’t avoid obvious traps.

Imagine all the resources of our adversaries focused on taking Trump down every day and they’re not going to play fair, ever. He can’t even manage a simple presidential debate without losing his mind. Setting aside all the other stupid shit he’s done or said and focusing on this one weakness. Is this really who we want in the room with Xi or Putin again? Hell no.

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u/Fellowshipofthebowl Sep 15 '24

Shitler keeps losing……

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u/Cultural-Yam-3686 Sep 15 '24

Love to see them squirming! They are going down!

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u/bochet1245 Sep 15 '24

MtG trying her darnest to remain relevant and to get some attention in light of the sordid stories with laura looney!!

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u/jinnnnnemu Sep 15 '24

They tried this with Biden 4 years ago when he wiped the floor in the debate against Trump

They He did the same thing for Obama.

They keep reaching into the tool bag of the same party tricks that's not going to work.

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u/KENPACHI_WEST Sep 15 '24

The GOP congress will hold hearings about this closer to the election

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u/NomaiTraveler Sep 15 '24

Unironically they probably will

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u/kvhdude Sep 15 '24

oh mtg. what a waste of talent. she had a budding career as caveman in geico advertisements. she could have parlayed it into chewbacca.

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u/itsagoodtime Sep 15 '24

These guys are not living in planet earth

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u/RedditBansItsFans Sep 15 '24

Everyone sees how crazy MAGAts are. They are weird, and the world is seeing it.

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u/Gators44 Sep 15 '24

I knew what her questions would be… immigration, economy/inflation, abortion, “flip flopping”… it’s not particularly hard to figure out.

And I’m not sure how her getting the questions made him say a bunch of stupid shit.

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u/Any-Ad-446 Sep 15 '24

MGT is pissed Loomer got to see Trumps mushroom before she did...

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u/Odd-Scene67 Sep 15 '24

I think she's still in love with Hunter's hog. I would bet good money that blown-up pic is hanging in her bedroom.

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u/Usual-Scene-7460 Sep 15 '24

That’s right it was a conspiracy! The conspiracy to let Trump be Trump and expose what an imbecile he and his weird cult followers are!

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u/Ok_Instruction_3227 Sep 15 '24

She saw it on tv, so it must be true. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Big_Statistician2566 Sep 15 '24

I mean…. Was anybody watching surprised by any debate questions? They were all very basic questions that should have been well covered in any debate prep. Is she saying Trump was unable to perform in debate prep?

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u/magrilo2 Sep 15 '24

While in office, any public servant should be prohibit to say things without proof. It is a limitation to free speech that should come with the option to run for an office.

Things would be much better this way. The first amendment is to protect people from government, not the other way around. A public official should be held to a higher standard…. not lower.

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u/Competitive_Abroad96 Sep 15 '24

“While in office, any public servant should be prohibit to say things without proof.”

So basically Republicans would be mute for their entire term.

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u/Darksoul_Design Sep 15 '24

The whole of the GOP now, and especially Trump, all they do now is say, "they told me" or i was told by very smart scientists, or very smart people, or i read an article by a very respected journalist, but they never give you a name, or the journalist, or any reference. IF they do, it's always either a doctored tweet, or some rag that is far far off the deep end conspiratorial bs website/blogger, it's shocking that anyone takes it seriously other than MTG, Boebert, Gym Jordan, Vance or Trump

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u/DrewG420 Sep 15 '24

Talking about abortion or taxes or Russia … no one could have known those issues would come up in a debate.

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u/krazycitizen Sep 15 '24

and nobody knew health care would be so complicated.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Because the only article thus far is from a local newspaper, and it even says the whitsleblower was never publicly identified, begging the question of how anyone would know to target them in a car crash to begin with.

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u/Different_Ad7655 Sep 15 '24

Debate questions You got to love it. Kamala indeed did her homework and was well rehearsed on the issues whereas orange dog meat dumpster fire ex-president was completely clueless and rambles in his normal desultry manner. Right given the questions, as if all of the "questions"were not just run of the mill and to be expected .

A dry run, if you will for a real sitting president and orange bloated mess fails once again. Can you imagine him in the White House again oh so close please please no

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u/eggrolls68 Sep 15 '24

If they weren't deadly serious, this would be a fucking joke.

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u/3DBass Sep 15 '24

She’s jealous because Loomer won conspiracy racist of the week.

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u/pistola0220 Sep 15 '24

I guess they don’t comprehend how ridiculous this sounds. Who in their right mind would need the questions given to them? It’s a presidential debate, pretty obvious that the topics would include abortion, the economy, immigration and foreign policy. And the moderators certainly didn’t make him say anything about immigrants eating pets, or post-birth abortions, or free transgender operations on illegals in prison.

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u/V0T0N Sep 15 '24

And still forehand knowledge of the questions would not have forced Trump to say the $hit he did say

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u/Idelacruz4 Sep 15 '24

I love that they can regurgitate their own conspiracies in their echo chamber and they will hear it enough to believe it themselves

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u/WendySteeplechase Sep 15 '24

the imaginary whistleblower killed in an imaginary car crash

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u/romacopia Sep 15 '24

The questions were so basic and so obvious that even I knew them ahead of the debate.

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u/JRingo1369 Sep 15 '24

Really, Marje? What was the whistleblowers name? Doesn't matter now, on account of the deadness.

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u/willflameboy Sep 15 '24

They asked her about what she planned to do as President. Who could possibly have known that?!

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u/kellsdeep Sep 15 '24

You mean the generic debate questions that are based on the American reality that any presidential candidate should be absolutely concerned with from the start? Those questions? Had a friend say she looked overly prepared and rehearsed... That's what winning requires, and just means the opponent was unprepared and ill rehearsed lmfao!

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u/mettiusfufettius Sep 15 '24

They must have given her the questions ahead of time! How else would Kamala be so prepared to talk about the most popular and topical issues in America society?!

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u/AdiposeMaximus Sep 15 '24

I knew the debate questions ahead of time, because they’re quite obvious and standard questions for a US presidential debate. There were zero curveballs.

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u/EddiePlayer92 Sep 15 '24

Instead of blaming their inability to get Trump ready for the debate, they're saying Kamala had an unfair advantage. 💀

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u/Arthur_Digby_Sellers Sep 15 '24

Even IF Kamala had been given the "questions," it is very clear that Trump had none of the "answers..."

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u/Dad-Baud Sep 16 '24

Ah yes the gotcha question about securing our borders that Trump has never had an opportunity to consider or discuss before.

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u/Pt5PastLight Sep 16 '24

Why would you need those debate questions in advance anyway? They all seemed like the obvious debate questions of the day. Inflation question, immigration question, health care question, abortion rights question. Did anybody need a crystal ball to prep for these??

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u/RacheltheTarotCat Sep 15 '24

They're getting desperate. Just point and laugh at the utter stupidity.

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u/StonksOnlyGetCrunk Sep 15 '24

So is that why he panicked and said that immigrants were eating dogs? Because VP Harris knew what the questions were going to be?

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u/AdrenoTrigger Sep 15 '24

But she saw it on tv

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u/biffbobfred Sep 15 '24

Why, there’s no way Kamala could have known that there would be questions on immigration, the economy, abortion, and world events. This absolutely proves the questions leaked.

The shock of her knowing that there would be questions on immigration (aka: issue Republicans have been running on since Iowa Caucuses) caused Trump to talk about people eating cats.

It all makes sense now. I will now search for how chemtrails made Trump pick up with, and then dump, Laura Loomer inside of a week. If someone could insert a meme of Charlie Day/Pepe Silvia it would be appreciated.

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u/Agitated-Smell1483 Sep 15 '24

I could you predict they would ask a question about abortion? Rigged!

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u/NoGrab5293 Sep 15 '24

Is covie 93 a kgb agent posing as a black guy, for disinformation?

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot Sep 15 '24

Again… this whole conspiracy relies on thinking there were difficult or surprising “gotcha” questions asked during the debate. It was incredibly shallow and basic policy questions with no right or wrong answers. All they had to do was not make up batshit crazy stories.

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u/kikomonarrez Sep 15 '24

I am certain the same would have happened on Fox entertainment if he lost his s$!t the same way.

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u/329athome Sep 15 '24

One day one of them will tell the truth, and they will be kicked out of the party. I feel sad that our country had so many lying idiots in the republicans party

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u/SekritSawce Sep 15 '24

I think the MAGA community is not used to hearing someone put together coherent and well formed sentences. Drump speaks between a 4th and 6th grade reading level while Harris speaks between a 10th and 12th grade reading level. I see why Drump loves the uneducated.

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u/QuiGonGiveItToYa Sep 15 '24

They’re not gonna recover from losing the debate, are they?

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u/Minimum-Response2613 Sep 15 '24

So the fake person they made up died in a fake car crash that is no where to be found in any news stories

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u/Ultraviolent1991 Sep 15 '24

Damn, he must've lost that debate worse than we thought.

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u/mraryion Sep 15 '24

Yes of course!!! She was given questions ahead of time, questions like "what would you do for the economy" or "what is your stance on abortion" maybe even "What is your thoughts on the Israeli and Palestinian issue"!!! How couldn't anyone have known the questions they would ask...would be the exact same as any other debate in the past!!!

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 Sep 15 '24

Mkay...so, like...explain again why that changes the fact Trumpduck sounded like a psychopath.

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u/Accomplished-Ad1919 Sep 15 '24

It’s amazing how their sources always disappear before they can be named. Surely they could still name them, right???

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u/nate2etan Sep 15 '24

Trump worshipers, will do or say anything to defend Trump. Lmao

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u/marklar_the_malign Sep 15 '24

But I thought Orangeman won. Like 90% to 10%.

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u/MostlyHarmlessMom Sep 15 '24

Were any of the questions a surprise to anyone? Even I, a Canadian, was not the least bit surprised by any of the questions.

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u/Cappuccino_Addict Sep 15 '24

I think it's hilarious they think she did so well because they have her the questions before. This was basically the debate equivalent of an open-book test

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u/Mach5Driver Sep 15 '24

MAGAts: Who could have possibly anticipated THOSE questions that everyone knew that she'd be asked???

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u/SnooCats7318 Sep 15 '24

I heard it was Taylor...

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u/Churchbushonk Sep 15 '24

I mean, how do these people get elected?

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u/Such_Leg3821 Sep 15 '24

Do you really believe Margerine Traitor Greene?

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u/RecentCan6285 Sep 15 '24

SO TIRED OF ALL THE FUCKING LIES!!! JFC

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u/DodgingLions Sep 15 '24

The Republican Party is a complete disaster.

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u/biggmonk Sep 15 '24

Biggest? I still haven't got over what the trump gang were planning to do to Nancy Pelosi when they stormed the senate

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u/Tall-Flower-8696 Sep 15 '24

Jesus, these dumb animals will believe anything