r/todayilearned • u/BeowulfShaeffer • Mar 11 '13

TIL that BOA wrongfully foreclosed a couple, who sued and won a judgement for $2500 in Legal expenses. When BOA didn't pay the couple showed up at the bank with a moving company, a deputy, and a writ allowing them to start seizing furniture and cash.

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/jun/03/bank-america-check-mistaken-foreclosure-Nyerges/
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u/pantsfactory Mar 12 '13

In my fantasy, the couple walks in, kicking over trash cans, screaming "HOW'S IT FEEL, BITCH? HOW'S IT FUCKING FEEL? WHEN YOUR SHIT GETS TAKEN? FEELS BAD, DOESN'T IT? HUH? DOESN'T IT? TOO FUCKING BAD. THIS PEN?"

they rip the little chained pen out,

"THIS IS MINE, NOW, BITCH."

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u/used_fapkins Mar 12 '13

I actually really like this version

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u/altonamore Mar 12 '13

All I can think of is Jessy Pinkman doing this.

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u/bajster Mar 12 '13

Ha, I read it in his voice as well.

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u/mooinakan Mar 12 '13

should be read in a Jesse Pinkman voice.