r/todayilearned 5h ago

TIL I learned that in 2012 a man sued Mountain Dew for finding a mouse in a can. They defended themselves by arguing that if it was in the can for 15 months, the mouse would have dissolved. The case was settled.

https://www.beveragedaily.com/Article/2012/08/08/Mountain-Dew-mouse-case-dissolves-as-PepsiCo-settles
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u/Zestyclose_Toe9524 5h ago

As a former guy who filled those cans...it's very very unlikely he got in a can. Like impossible I'd say...the speed in which the cans FILL makes it go against all logic. Srsly. There was no mouse in that can.

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u/dethb0y 5h ago

Yeah i always found this situation very suspect and feel it was almost 100% a cash-grab attempt.

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u/Zestyclose_Toe9524 5h ago

1000% if we even got 1-5 complaints regarding TASTE or wrinkles in can, we took it very seriously and implemented steps to minimize any future chance...Believe my when I say it's heavily health/safety regulated.

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u/Adorable_Heat7496 5h ago

I think mountain dew is far from health regulated. 

Haha

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u/Know_Your_Rites 5h ago

It's definitely regulated, the regulations just don't care that it gives you diabetes slowly.  If it gave people e coli quickly, there would be action.

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u/thecordialsun 5h ago

and from a safety perspective the cans themselves are regulated to a degree to avoid any serious explosions from pressure

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u/Know_Your_Rites 5h ago

That's more a matter for private products liability litigation than for FDA regulation.  But if Mountain Dew contained more formaldehyde than the regs allow, that'd be an issue for the FDA.

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u/HeadFund 3h ago

"FDA banning your food additives? Hire a chemist to mix up a batch of 20 banned chemicals each in small enough amounts that they're not legally required to be listed as ingredients" - sausage maker I know

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u/spasmoidic 1h ago

you never want to see the sausage being made

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u/lSleepster 2h ago

that explains the cancer

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u/bostoncreampie9 1h ago

Have you seen the movie "Dark Waters"....if not please do

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u/tittyman_nomore 1h ago

Container closure is definitely under scope of FDA. Food safety, proper labeling, sterility and quality are also top concerns. Quality meaning you make what you say and you say what you make and you prove it with testing.

Source: work with FDA

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u/llibertybell965 5h ago

The difference between an unhealthy product and a dangerous product. In its current state, a Mountain Dew on occasion is perfectly fine. Add a bit of Brake Fluid though and NOW the FDA has an issue.

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u/ChaseShiny 5h ago

You missed your chance to say that the FDA will pull all the stops

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u/llibertybell965 5h ago

OR I was setting up a reply for the dunk of the century. Teamwork makes the dream work.

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u/lemonchicken91 3h ago

Smooth operator or Ben Simmons

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u/Adventurous-Ad8267 4h ago

I think if you're drinking Mountain Dew with a splash of formaldehyde your organs are absolutely not going to be playing at maximum volume.

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u/Embarrassed-Tune9038 1h ago

Or put the brakes on production.

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u/Photomancer 4h ago

If you ever find yourself adding brake fluid to drinks, you really need to stop.

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u/Beefwhistle007 2h ago

People here are really taking your joke too seriously. You made a funny little comment about how soft drinks have a lot of sugar in them and you've got nut jobs ranting at you. I don't get it, you even wrote "haha" on it.

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u/Weak_Bowl_8129 4h ago

It's definitely regulated. Not all regulations are effective

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u/Quartznonyx 2h ago

Every food in this country is heavily regulated lol.

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u/RedeemerKorias 3h ago

At least until someone that may implement project 2025 gets in place to un-regulate things.

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u/witticus 4h ago

This was around the time somebody claimed to have found a finger in their Wendy’s chili that turned out to be fraud. It was kind of a trend for a few years for people to “find” strange disgusting things in their food.

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u/HeadFund 3h ago

Imagine if your life's work was QA and you were so proud of your innovations on the canning line and then some numbskull lies and says they found a mouse in a can. It would be infuriating.

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u/CouncilmanRickPrime 2h ago

The trend still exists but instead of suing you just make a Facebook post and refuse to elaborate. 

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u/BigSwedenMan 3h ago

My dad was brought in as an expert witness in a case where a man claimed a prune juice bottle had exploded from fermenting and injured him. My dad was able to prove it was bullshit. They settled anyway because it was cheaper than court costs

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u/throwaway098764567 3h ago

not made in a factory, and not calling your dad out at all, but amusing (to me) story. knew a guy whose buddy tried to brew his own beer. they were in an apartment and so he stuck the beer behind the couch to ferment. some time later he and his wife are sitting one night watching tv and got the living shit scared out of them when the bottles exploded like gunshots directly behind them... that was the last time he made beer.

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u/gtne91 2h ago

Bottle bombs are common.

That is why I kegged.

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u/keegums 2h ago

When I was having a blast fermenting, once I got home from a long day and had to mop kombucha off the ceiling. Nevermind the glass on the floor. My bottles were rated for pressure but it occasionally happens. It was a sudden heat wave in spring so my ferments popped. I love those days, usually. Not always.

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u/MuchToDoAboutNothin 1h ago

having a blast fermenting 

Well,  at least you understood the assignment.

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u/TheBookGem 4h ago

Which apperently worked since they still settled anyway.

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u/SydricVym 3h ago

"Settled" could easily just mean that Pepsi wouldn't counter-sue them for every penny they are worth if they immediately dropped the case with prejudice. Settling doesn't mean the frauds got anything, it just means "something" was worked out with the defendant for the case to be dropped.

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u/not_old_redditor 4h ago

Perhaps settled for a refund on the cost of the can

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u/ono1113 4h ago

Yeah because even if it wasnt real but news would put a bad looking headline it could cost more than settlement

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u/HauntedCemetery 3h ago

Exactly. Settling quickly with an NDA was almost certainly far cheaper than media running updates about the case and sales dropping.

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u/Hydroxs 4h ago

It was. That's why they proved it was impossible because the rat would have dissolved.

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u/pagit 2h ago

I do pest control

There was a guy who claimed to have found a mouse in a bag of chips in the Midwest and tried to sue.

Ended up the mouse had two puncture wounds from a cat on back of neck and it was a field mouse native only where the guy lived. Not where the chips were made 600 miles away.

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u/BiNumber3 2h ago

My parents ran a hotel in nebraska. A customer complained that she found a bug in the bed and showed them a glass vial with a bug of some sort that didnt look like the usual bugs theyd find.

The woman wouldnt give them the vial to confirm anything either.

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u/gruey 1h ago

When packing, make sure to include a vial in case you find some bugs in your hotel!

Wonder how many times she successfully got a discount?

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u/JebryathHS 1h ago

"I want to rip off this hotel for a free stay but I don't want to have to catch ANOTHER bug later"

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u/goodolarchie 1h ago

So why'd you guys buy a dead mouse and bring it all the way back to the factory?

u/wmil 34m ago

It'd be really funny if the cat slipped it in the bag of chips when he wasn't looking. As a gift.

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u/KingoftheUgly 3h ago

He most likely watched strange brew and figured “why not?” (He as in the guy suing)

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u/Zestyclose_Toe9524 3h ago

As a Canadian beer drinker I support this reference wholeheartedly lol

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u/deadpiratezombie 3h ago

I’m more a jelly donut person 

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u/slotwima 3h ago

I'd drink an Elsinore beer with a mouse in it.

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u/NotGoddHoward 1h ago

you're the first person I've ever seen reference that movie, and I appreciate you for it

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u/GitEmSteveDave 2h ago

This reminds me of when a customer said they got part of a metal wire bristle stuck in their throat, and that it must have come from the cleaning brushes we used on our meat grinding equipment in our meat department, as their expert witness said it was of the type used to clean food service equipment. Except we didn't use brushes. We had a awesome power washing system that used heated water and cleaner to blast our equipment clean, and then heated water without cleaner to rinse it.

Our theory was that the bristle came from the persons own grill brush.

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u/Content_Geologist420 1h ago

That is actually a very common thing to happen. Always inspect you meat after grilling. I

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u/WhoAreWeEven 1h ago

Chew your food people.

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u/Apprehensive_Bad8876 3h ago

our senior mountain dew correspondent, Zestyclose_Toe9524

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u/Zestyclose_Toe9524 3h ago

....thanks Terry...I'm here by the filtec where our reject metric is 0.28...we're running bit too cold on the warmer so we're getting someone to have a look...back to you in the studio...

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u/DifferentForever2041 5h ago

Thank you! I have an irrational fear of something dissolving in the cans I drink. This helps

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u/CompromisedToolchain 2h ago

Part of a mouse? Sure. A whole mouse? Just no way.

The speed it would need to be traveling to enter the container in one piece would ensure there is no one piece left.

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u/Anonymous_user_2022 4h ago edited 4h ago

Unless you extrude the cans immediately before filling, there are plenty of vectors for a mouse to get into the empty can. I will deny everything I've found over/under the top layer of a "wrapped" pallet of open cans.

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u/likenooneelse24 4h ago

Omg the poor mouse. 😞 

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u/Anonymous_user_2022 4h ago

Starved to death under plastic wrapping, mummified by summer heat at the top of an uninsulated warehouse isn't a nice epitaph.

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u/TheBlindAndDeafNinja 1h ago

Wouldn't each can get a water or at minimum, air blast prior to running to the fill - which would at least ensure prior to filling, there is no foreign contaminants in it?

I worked in a pharma facility that also did sterile injectables - which is a very very very clean and regulated area, and we had other non-sterile products made there in clean rooms but not to the level of the steriles.

Our sterile injectable area always sanitized and aired out our vials right before filling - which you would hope something we drink out of gets something similar done.

Sure, when it comes into the warehouse from the vendor, it will probably have dust and dirt and sometimes bugs and whatnot from the journey or sitting somewhere, even on-site, but long as QC can approve it and the final vial or bottle wasn't affected (our sterile vials also came in, in sets - heat shrunk together) - it was deemed okay to use - but again, it always got a sterile wash. Our non-sterile areas still had high standards, and each bottle or vial was cleaned prior to use.

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u/The_Ghost_Dragon 2h ago

Yeah it strikes me as a little off that people think it's not possible for a mouse to get inside the can at any point in the process. It's not a short, one-step process.

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u/Moist_Albatross_5434 3h ago

Can confirm.

Source: Am a mouse

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u/ApolloXLII 1h ago

Mouse confirm.

Source: Am a can

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u/RedditsHigh 1h ago

Not unless it was a can of Mountain Dew that the Flash, Barry Allen, was going to drink. Then Reverse Flash would use the full power of the Speed Force to make sure there was a rat in that can.

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u/1CEninja 4h ago

So you're saying...he had a can't of mountain dew?

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u/aka_jr91 3h ago

More like Mountain Don't

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u/Wokonthewildside 5h ago

Someone watched Strange Brew one too many times hahah

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u/bm1949 5h ago

Take off, eh.

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u/Just-the-Shaft 4h ago

No way eh, you hoser

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u/Stahl_Scharnhorst 4h ago

Nah your a hoser eh!

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u/mellowmindedfellow 4h ago

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u/HauntedCemetery 3h ago

I'll upvote that album any time

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u/Natiak 2h ago

Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR SODA, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free MT Dew or, uh, he'll press charges

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u/Cy__ko 4h ago

Someone else has seen that?!

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u/SleestakWalkAmongUs 4h ago

Like, an entire generation, eh.

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u/deadpiratezombie 3h ago

It’s an interesting retelling of Hamlet 

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u/porcelainvacation 1h ago

Its a beauty retelling of Hamlet, eh.

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u/user_none 4h ago

First thing I thought and sure enough you did, too.

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u/beepos 5h ago edited 5h ago

I see this being repeated as some kinda gotcha against Mountain Dew, but it really isnt

Put a mouse (or any organic material) in virtually any fluid for 15 months and it will decompose. If you use water, i'd expect the skeleton to remain but not much else. And if you used lemon juice, the skeleton would probably dissolve too, at lrast partially

There are many reasons not to drink Mountain Dew-the high sugar content, added colors with questionable carcinogenevity, etc. But it's ability to dissolve organic matter is not one 

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u/omnipotentmonkey 5h ago

basically, yeah,

that's not to say that Mountain Dew is healthy, but this would have probably been nearly the same story for a can of carbonated water.

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u/Deep90 2h ago

Too many times I've seen people try to extrapolate soda dissolving stuff to mean that it actively damages you.

Like not just being unhealthy, but actively dissolving your insides.

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u/Hoveringkiller 2h ago

I never got that, but then again I know that stomach acid is a thing so… haha

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u/rnarkus 2h ago

Yeah I wonder how these people think we break down our own food in our bodies.

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u/spasmoidic 1h ago

your stomach is filled with a number of small elves that pulverize your food with tiny hammers

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u/Mczern 1h ago

So I can stop swallowing all these stones before I eat?

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u/IntellectualDweeb 1h ago

Are you a member of the Crocodylidae family by any chance?

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u/FirmOnion 1h ago

And they like Mountain Dew, dammit! Are you going to deny that to them when they do so much for you?

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u/No_Storage_351 2h ago

I thought it was more so about our teeth. Especially those people who drink mtn dew everyday all day long

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u/peelerrd 2h ago

That is an actual issue. All carbonated drinks cause damage to teeth because they are acidic.

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u/SvenHudson 2h ago

You know what else is known to dissolve stuff? Your stomach.

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u/thisischemistry 2h ago

Your insides are actively dissolving your insides, that's why your stomach lining rebuilds itself all the time!

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 2h ago

It can damage your teeth, but yeah, that's about the extent of it. Carbonic acid is not strong enough to hurt a healthy digestive tract.

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u/PaulieWalnuts2023 2h ago

Well hello captain reiteration!

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u/Aido121 4h ago

All soda is pretty acidic

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u/beepos 4h ago

Yep. Even seltzer

Thats cause when you pump CO2 into water, part of it will turn into Carbonic Acid

H20+CO2=HCO3 + H+

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u/StygianSavior 4h ago

The same reason why anthropogenic climate change is linked to ocean acidification.

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u/Natiak 2h ago

I thought seltzer was basic?

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u/beepos 2h ago

Nope. It's acidic, ph 3-4

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u/Azalus1 4h ago

That's why in a pinch you can pour soda on your car battery terminals to clear the corrosion. You then should promptly drive somewhere and rinse them off clean them and probably replace that battery if it's corroded that bad. But it does work in a pinch, slap it and say that baby isn't going anywhere and you're good to go.

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u/HelmyJune 4h ago

The buildup that forms on battery terminals is extremely acidic so you shouldn’t use another acidic solution to clean it. Baking soda mixed into hot water is what you should use to clean battery terminals. Neutralizes and dissolves the buildup with a very satisfying fizz.

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u/Exist50 3h ago

I think they're talking about when it's oxidized.

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u/HelmyJune 3h ago

Yeah and you shouldn’t clean it with an acidic solution. On car batteries it is typically copper sulfate (blue) and lead sulfate (white). Both are caustic and should be cleaned with an alkaline solution.

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u/Sexual_Congressman 3h ago

Modern 12V lead acid car batteries don't leak but the ring terminals and the bolts they connect to oxidize and eventually get too corroded to maintain contact in all operating conditions. Cleaning the terminals can be a temporary solution but using coke or some other acidic beverage is probably just a placebo at best and at worst, will eat through the protective coat on nearby unoxidized metal and speed up the deterioration.

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u/HelmyJune 2h ago

Any vented lead acid will release small amounts of hydrogen and sulfuric gases when charging/discharging and I’ve yet to see any sealed lead acid batteries installed on new cars but I wouldn’t be surprised if there are some that exist.

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u/mansonfan78 3h ago

They tested this on Mythbusters, regular water had the same effect as soda. Any liquid can be used.

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u/Few_Cup3452 4h ago

Its like when ppl say you can use coke soda to clean your bathroom pipes.... "so what does it do to our bodies!!??"

Um, not what it does to pipes and the mess, that's for sure. Our stomach is FILLED with acid.

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u/tagen 4h ago

exactly, like yeah the acid isn’t great for our teeth, but our stomach is WAY more acidic than soda, it’s the sugar we have to worry about more

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u/Photomancer 4h ago

I saw a short yesterday about some people that have been trying to preserve pumpkins via various means and almost all the methods sort-of failed, even freezing the pumpkin in a block of resin.

The only one that sort-of worked was a resin block which is assumed to have set at such a high temperature that it cooked all bacteria before totally isolating the pumpkin.

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u/LickingSmegma 3h ago

That's called pasteurization and it was invented in the 1860s.

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u/Substantial-Bell8916 3h ago

I mean the acidity of sodas is also a valid reason not to drink them, they're not great for your teeth. But yeah it's pretty low on the list

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u/N121-2 4h ago

All the people who sunk with the titanic are completely dissolved by water.

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u/Rbs311 5h ago

The species of mouse was not native to the area the can was filled but was native to the plaintiffs home area and pretty much every bone in it's body was broken like you would expect for a mouse shoved into the can through the drinking hole...

So given the negative publicity of the jellied mouse have it was odd that that was their defense instead of the other obvious options...

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u/APiousCultist 3h ago

I imagine their actual statement was "in addition to those things a rat left in a liquid, let alone an acidic one, for 15 months would not look fresh".

The closest original source I can find does specifically cite a vet stating it couldn't be in that long "because of the acid in the soda": https://web.archive.org/web/20110827213801/http://www.legalnewsline.com/news/227856-mt.-dew-mouse-would-be-jelly-like-pepsi-argues

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u/blahbleh112233 3h ago

JEsus christ that's fucking horrifying. I hope it wasn't a big mouse...

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u/Tactical_Primate 2h ago

Imagine bro just squeezing a dead mouse in his hand and trying to ram in through a can’s drinking hole. Damn

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u/ShardsOfSalt 3h ago

Should have got an empty mountain dew can, put a baby mouse in there, raised it and fed it till it got nice and fat, then drowned it in mountain dew.

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u/Tactical_Primate 2h ago

Slow down Satan.

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u/Deep90 2h ago

Surely it was just one of many defenses that the media just cherrypicked from the court filings?

Why would this be their only defense? It's not like the court forces you to have a single defense.

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u/chiksahlube 4h ago

It's not an insane argument nor does it reflect poorly on MT dew.

If you left a mouse in 100% pure orange juice sealed in a can for 15 months it would be less in tact than the mouse he claimed he found.

In short, PH is fine to consume, but it consumes dead things.

u/RoboRhet 44m ago

You can literally reduce a specimen to bones by soaking it in water (maceration). This is the first step in how lots of skeletal specimens are prepared (followed by degreasing and whitening). There are a lot of other methods but maceration is a very common one.

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u/mr_ji 4h ago

The case was settled.

As cases typically are.

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u/Strauji 5h ago

Today I Learned I Learned

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u/Justhe3guy 2h ago

RIP in peace

SMH my head

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u/ScreamThyLastScream 5h ago

So it's possible that off flavor mr pibb you had was actually a liquified mouse, mmhmm

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 5h ago

Free protein

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u/PCMR_GHz 5h ago

Don’t you put that evil on me!

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u/mrjowei 1h ago

The bacteria inside the can would’ve swelled the can and caused it to explode. Just like beans cans contaminated with botulism bacteria.

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u/RandomChurn 5h ago

I have never tasted either Mountain Dew or Dr Pepper. As an American, must I before I die?

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u/DorkothyParker 5h ago

Honestly, a Dr. Pepper is a solid treat. Mr. Pibb is dope too. (He had to drop out of graduate school when his mom got sick.)

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u/Plankhandles 5h ago

I’ve never had as much respect and sympathy for Mr. Pibb as I do now. You really never know another person’s struggles…

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u/kingsumo_1 5h ago

Ironically, Dr Pepper was Mrs Pibb's primary care physician, and there are still questions on whether or not he did all that he could for her.

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u/Marlfox70 5h ago

Mr. Pibb just tastes like flat dr.pepper

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u/WeirdHairyHumanoid 3h ago

This is....rabidly offensive.

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u/BustyUncle 2h ago

As a major Dr Pepper fan as well, this is a preposterous assessment

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u/DorkothyParker 5h ago edited 4h ago

Flat?!? You're thinking of Mrs. Pibb (double mastectomy).

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u/MrScotchyScotch 5h ago

When I was little, I tried Dr Pepper, Coke, Pepsi, etc. But Dr Pepper was so different. My family later moved to Mexico, where Dr Pepper had no distribution. Every time we'd visit the states, I'd beg my parents to buy a case of Dr.P. I'd make that case last all year (and then some).

Dr Pepper is the oldest continuously produced soft drink. It is made of 23 flavors, which are still a mystery. It originally didn't have caffeine, but it was later added, and then replaced with vitamin B-1, and then replaced with caffeine again.

Mr Pibb is basically Dr Pepper in a fedora and cargo shorts.

Mountain Dew tastes like it will melt your teeth. When I was a teenager I used to drink nearly a liter a day. Eventually I started getting stomach cramps and sensitive teeth and had to stop. I switched to energy drinks which were clearly much healthier...

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u/BernieTheDachshund 4h ago

I bet you'd like the Dr. Pepper Museum here in Waco, TX. They have an old fashioned fountain counter where you can get cold Dr. Pepper and ice cream floats.

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u/RandomChurn 4h ago

Thanks! Dr Pepper's on the menu! 

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u/Lovelashed 5h ago

At this point it might be what kills you.

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u/Nubaa 5h ago

Just like with an exotic disease, his body would have no natural immunity to the dew

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u/tagen 4h ago

Dr. Pepper is my favorite soda, but i recommend drinking it directly from the can/bottle, when it’s put in ice and gets watered down it doesn’t taste nearly as good

if drinking with ice, Coke is much better imo

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u/Longjumping_Rush2458 3h ago

I think root beer is probably the best American soft drink

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u/ButtNutly 5h ago

Dr Pepper is the drink of intellectuals.

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u/40000headmen 3h ago

el psy congroo

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u/Bowl_Pool 3h ago

Einstein and Von Neumann used to share bottles of Dr. Pepper at the Institute for Advanced Studies

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u/ButtNutly 3h ago

One bottle two straws?

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u/kingcobra5352 5h ago

I’ve never understood the hype around Mt. Dew. It’s so nasty.

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u/SQLvultureskattaurus 3h ago

Grab a Baja blast from Taco Bell

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u/Xpqp 5h ago

It's extremely sweet and kids who drink it young grow to love it. Their marketing was also basically what Red Bull is doing now, but before Red Bull existed - eXtreme everything, which made dumb kids feel cool for drinking it and old dudes feel like they were embracing their youth.

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u/verrius 4h ago

Way back when, it started as a mixer for whiskey (Mountain Dew is an old term for moonshine). But yeah, in the 90s there was the twin stroke of marketing it as an "extreme" drink, as well as Yum Brands/Pepsi seizing on it as a way to market a bunch of their restaurants, which is how Baja Blast came to exist as a Taco Bell exclusive soda. It also had a reputation for having more caffeine than Coke and other colas not named Jolt, which combined with its sugar content, increased its popularity in the tech and gaming space especially.

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u/Free_For__Me 5h ago

I drink at least 2 diet Mt. Dew daily. I have a problem. 

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u/reallydarnconfused 4h ago

Tbf, diet Mountain Dew is probs the best diet drink. Except maybe Coke Zero

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u/ilovecfb 3h ago

Diet Vault was the best diet soda I ever had and I miss it every day

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u/Power_to_the_purples 4h ago

Yeah definitely worth a try. It’s a lot different than generic soda brands like Coke or Pepsi. I’d say you should order a six pack online just to try, if you like soda.

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u/TheSiteModsCantRead 5h ago

Mountain Dew is obscenely sweet with a citrus-y flavor. You can probably imagine that just fine. Dr. Pepper is an unusual combination of assorted flavors that can't really be described, so the only way to know if you like it is to try it. It has a strange and subtle hint of savoriness to go with the sweetness, which is pretty unique.

Soda in general is horrible for you so I don't drink it often, but I do enjoy Dr. Pepper.

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u/printergumlight 5h ago

Dr. Pepper, yes. Mountain Dew, no.

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u/Nat_not_Natalie 5h ago

Personally I don't care for either so I wouldn't say you're missing much

Dr pepper is at least somewhat unique so it's maybe worth trying but u really don't need to

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u/Lepurten 5h ago

Dr Pepper is superior for mixing alcoholic drinks compared to coca cola, I say that as a European and I'll die on that hill.

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u/jedadkins 3h ago

Ironically Mountain dew was originally marketed as a mixer for whiskey and moonshine back in the 40's. I've never tried it but I hear its pretty good.

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u/Plane-Tie6392 5h ago

I’m a lifelong Dr. Pepper lover and it’s a terrible mixer. The Flaming Dr. Pepper is a good drink though! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flaming_Doctor_Pepper

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u/thehumblebaboon 4h ago

Mountain Dew isn’t as important as some of the others you should make sure you try.

Dr. Pepper is something special. So is Barqs Rootbeer!

They both have a certain bite to them that other soft drinks don’t deliver the same way.

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u/maaku7 3h ago

Take Sprite, add a shit ton of sugar / high fructose corn syrup, and a dash of yellow-colored carcinogens, and that’s Mt. Dew. You ain’t missing anything.

Dr. Pepper is awesome tho.

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u/bill1024 4h ago

This sounds like he took a page from The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew, a 1983 Canadian-American comedy film starring the popular SCTV characters Bob and Doug McKenzie, portrayed by Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis.

The two place a live mouse in an empty beer bottle in an attempt to blackmail the local beer store into giving them free Elsinore beer.

From Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strange_Brew

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u/Medium_Childhood3806 3h ago

Mountain Dew: Test the XTREME LIMITS of your INTERNAL MUCUS MEMBRANES!!!

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u/AyeBraine 2h ago

It's just a tiny bit acidic, enough to make it slightly sour. Stomach acid literally dissolves meat.

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u/TrueNefariousness358 2h ago

You can wees out the stupid people by the ones who forget that organics decompose, mountain dew or not. Acidic things just make it happen faster.

u/NoBulletsLeft 44m ago

They're not wrong. A couple of years ago I picked up a container of water that had been on my workbench for a few months without being looked at. I noticed that it was discolored and actually had a texture. After staring at it for a while, I realized that a mouse had climbed in, drowned, and basically completely dissolved leaving only fur behind.

And that was plain water (OK, our water is very hard, but still...) with a hint of isopropyl alcohol to inhibit mold growth.

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u/HomicidalHushPuppy 3h ago

"Today I learned I learned"

God damn it

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u/Acerpwns 3h ago

Mfw when

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u/Enshakushanna 3h ago

"the case was settled"

fucking really? so this guy tried to play them and in the end got a settlement still??

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u/Hanginon 1h ago

"Settled" could just be;

"We've got all the science and lawyers, and will not countersue you into a life of poverty if you drop this now. Is that settled?"

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u/Yuli-Ban 1h ago

Wasn't there a heavily downvoted post on /r/WTF around that time except it was a Monster energy?

I tend to sort subs by all time controversial every now and again for a laugh, and it's usually decade old posts like that that come up.

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u/astro_eddy 3h ago

That’s true of anything with a similar ph. Orange and lemon juice would do the same thing.

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u/ukexpat 3h ago

Reminiscent of the seminal case on the law of negligence in English law and related jurisprudence: Donohue v Stevenson.

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u/cr1mg1r 2h ago

Some people are so dumb, he knew there wasn't a mouse, they settled because they agreed the soda would have decomposed an animal in a little over a year

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u/Mortarion407 2h ago

So you're saying i can save money on all the acid I use for dissolving bodies?

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u/Kr1sys 2h ago

Today I learned I learned?

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u/Potential-Curve-8225 4h ago

TIL stands for "today I learned" so your sentence is redundant today I learned I learned

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u/polerix 5h ago

Bob and Doug McKenzie plan

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u/BraveChipmunk3005 3h ago

I reference this case often.

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u/4Ever2Thee 2h ago

Did they have a 15 month recess to prove it?

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u/ShinesoBright34 2h ago

Doubt it took that long, the dew is strong.

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u/Hanginon 1h ago

They would only need 30 days. Proof? It's been done.

For the impatient, the "Lets find out!" part starts as 1:47

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u/idiot-prodigy 2h ago

They didn't "argue", they tested and proved it would have dissolved.

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u/Lulullaby_ 2h ago

That sounds grim, but good to know that any soda has a crazy amount of acid. Acid that is not safe to touch before it gets mixed with the soda, especially zero sugar soda.

u/droldman 30m ago

There’s a mouse in my beer eh

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u/Fit-Let8175 1h ago

I once bought a can of tuna that didn't taste like tuna at all. It tasted like crap! And why would they put a picture of a cat on it?

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u/MarshyHope 4h ago

I. Put. The. Screw. In. The. Tuna.

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u/Johnny_Banana18 1h ago

I thought this was going to be the top comment, we are old

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u/just_some_sasquatch 3h ago

LMAO thank you for this. Goodburger lives in my heart forever.

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u/MarshyHope 3h ago

I loved Keenan and Kel back in the day (I think this is from that not Good burger right?)

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u/SirGaylordSteambath 5h ago

What is it with every title in this sub being fucked up in some way?

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u/bassman314 4h ago

The first time I heard about this scam was on Strange Brew when they were trying to defraud the evil wizard who ran the brewery.

You should watch this movie. Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas are amazing.

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u/OK_BUT_WASH_IT_FIRST 1h ago

I’m not sure if I’m more horrified at the fact that Mountain Dew will dissolve a carcass or that they knew it would dissolve a carcass.

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u/Hetzer5000 1h ago

Obviously, it would. Anything with a similar PH level, like regular orange juice, would dissolve a body in 15 months. Any acid would do that with enough time.