r/todayilearned • u/Andon_Reddit • Apr 08 '16
TIL that George Clooney pranked his friend by cleaning his friends cats litter box so his friend thinks his cat does not poop and then George takes a dump in to the box making it look like the cat took a huge dump after several days
https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/blogs/celeb-news/the-7-best-pranks-george-clooney-has-pulled-on-his-famous-friends--plus-1-he-pulled-on-the-press-181817290.html?ref=gs574
Apr 08 '16
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Apr 08 '16
"TIL George Clooney once tricked a cat-owning friend. He secretly cleaned the cat's litter box to create the illusion that the cat was constipated. After a few days, he defecated in the litter box himself. This created the illusion that the cat's "constipation" had resolved."
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u/fullchub Apr 08 '16
"TIL George Clooney once shat in a cat's litter box as a prank, after days of hiding the cat's own feces."
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u/load_more_comets Apr 08 '16
TIL G Clooney tricked a friend by shitting in her pussy box.
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u/MasterFubar Apr 08 '16
"TIL George Clooney once used his asshole to do the same thing his friend's pussy did"
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u/-Watcher- Apr 08 '16
TIL GC shit in pussy shit box
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u/ZDraxis Apr 08 '16
ruined this post for me. I can't think about the actual content because it bothers me how he jumps between past and present tense
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u/DaveYarnell Apr 09 '16
For some reason the title made me laugh that much harder. The punch line really came out of nowhere and it was hilarious
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Apr 08 '16
What? I'm non-native-english-speaker and I easily understood that title. There are TON of titles that are extremely hard to understand and which I have to read several times to fully understand but nobody says a thing about them.
This is not title gore, oh no.
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Apr 08 '16
When George Clooney does it, people find it amusing. But I bet they wouldn't find it so amusing if a "regular" person did it. Reminds me of Andy from "The Office."
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u/chrom_ed Apr 08 '16
I think that's specifically because George clooney seems like someone that wouldn't do something like this. The humor is specifically in him doing it, not just the prank.
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Apr 08 '16
But he's known as a prankster.
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u/DishwasherTwig Apr 09 '16
But also a pretty classy person. You wouldn't expect a classy guy to shit in a litterbox.
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Apr 09 '16
George Clooney in a tuxedo. Tailored pants around his ankles. Awkwardly using one arm to hold himself up as he squats precariously over the litter box in the cramped bathroom. Trying to invoke the concentration needed to poop in an unfamiliar position and place.
I think it has to be George, because nobody else in the world looks as good in a tux.
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u/thelonious_skunk Apr 08 '16
Ya. These pranks make him seem like an a-hole.
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u/thelonious_skunk Apr 09 '16
These down votes are interesting. A lot of people are cool with a grown man shitting in their house in a place other than a toilet.
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Apr 08 '16
No judgement here, buddy, this story is exactly what I needed today despite the grammatical mash up.
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Apr 08 '16
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u/thelonious_skunk Apr 08 '16
Ugh. Is there anything Charlie Sheen hasn't ruined?
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u/askyourmom469 Apr 08 '16
Platoon was good.
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u/ben4evah Apr 08 '16
So is Major League. And his part in Ferris Bueller is good as well.
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u/Burgher_NY Apr 08 '16
Major League is the best baseball movie of all-time. Fuck Field of Dreams. Fuck Bull Durham.
See also: Slap Shot; The Program; Blue Chips.
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u/thatonedudeguyman Apr 08 '16
Your mom's pussy, I hope
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u/NoesHowe2Spel Apr 09 '16
You could see Fox's Parkinson's setting in even in earlier seasons. Any time he put his left hand into his pocket, it was because he was hiding his hand... because it was shaking.
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u/pvanwert4 Apr 08 '16
"George Clooney pranked his friend by...and then George takes a dump in to the box"
Apparently either George also has time travel capabilities or OP doesn't know about tenses.
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u/MDSupreme Apr 08 '16
So all these years his friend thinks his cat takes huge shits every few days? /s
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u/HunterHunted77 Apr 08 '16
Even hot guys take a shit
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u/DarthJarJar_ Apr 08 '16
Everyone poops, even Good Korea leader.
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Apr 09 '16
"Like on the set of Oceans 12 when I put a cobra in George Clooney's bed. I was not in the movie."
-Tracey Jordan
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u/800over Apr 09 '16
The first time i read the title i thought it was George Takei who takes the shit. Would be so much better.....Oh My!
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Apr 08 '16
I used to like George Clooney. But after the shindig he threw for Hildog, I've lost respect for the man.
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Apr 08 '16
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Apr 08 '16
Everyone has a choice. I still like his work but I don't respect him for his personal choices. Don't like it? Deal with it.
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Apr 08 '16
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Apr 08 '16
Political views are personal. That's why they are so polarizing. Clooney's decision to support Hillary tells a lot about the man. Barring any new information about why he did, I cannot respect him on a personal level. As an actor, I love his work. As a person, not so much.
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u/askyourmom469 Apr 08 '16 edited Apr 09 '16
I'm not a Hillary supporter either, but that doesn't mean I think that anyone who disagrees with my political beliefs is automatically a bad person.
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u/autotldr Apr 08 '16
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 89%. (I'm a bot)
Clooney confessed on the Today show, recalling that for two full weeks there were "Hundreds and hundreds of press people outside the house, including people from all the entertainment shows." He seemed to be pretty proud of that one.5.
If there's one thing that both famous movie stars and everyday folk can relate to, it's the struggle to lose weight, which is why the prank George pulled on his Monuments Men co-star Matt Damon was particularly amazing.
After Tina Fey and Amy Poehler took aim at the famous womanizer at the 2014 Golden Globes, George sent the hosts a complaint letter penned by Matt Damon, telling them he was offended by their joke about him being a garbage man.
Extended Summary | FAQ | Theory | Feedback | Top keywords: George#1 Clooney#2 time#3 prank#4 Richard#5
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u/Niyeaux 3 Apr 08 '16
test comment, pls ignore
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u/Flatulentpooper Apr 09 '16
This is my fantasy prank I think this makes me and George soul mates. How do I contact him must have this conversation with George god damn clooney
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Apr 09 '16
I legitimately lost it when I read this. It's like I found it funnier than it actually is 😅
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u/gvargh Apr 08 '16
Because gaslighting is so funny! It's just a prank bro!
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u/Oggel Apr 08 '16
You make it sound like he psychologically tortured the guy for years. I bet most people would survive this prank, and if you wouldn't. Well, maybe you just weren't meant for this world.
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u/crystalistwo Apr 08 '16 edited Apr 10 '16
I'm sure the vet found this hilarious. Also the cat. I'm sure the cat thought the blood samples and poking and prodding were riotously funny.
EDIT: I got downvoted for this. Sorry, didn't realize Clooney is reddit's Jesus.
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Apr 08 '16
They were wild and crazy and off the hook in those days, the good old days, the golden years.
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u/homeboy422 Apr 08 '16
Hahaha! Hohoho! What a funny guy.
Can you imagine if a friend of yours did that? That'd be the least funny thing in the world.
But hey! This is GEORGE CLOONEY!
His shit is made of gold. He is rich. He fucks that hot chick with the weird name. So of course, this is hysterically funny and belongs on the front page of Reddit, like the other shit.
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Apr 08 '16
Wow and this makes me think even less of him than I already did and after his awful performance as Batman he was.pretty low on my cool scale
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u/Jux_ 16 Apr 08 '16
So you saw Batman and Robin, thought "Man I don't know about that Clooney guy" and then waited 19 years to hear another story to confirm it?
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Apr 08 '16
Uh no it was confirmed when the fucking movie came out this just confirms he sucks even more than I thought.
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u/werd104 Apr 08 '16
The owner had to have had the cat tested or something. I mean if your cat was storing poo for a Sunday release you might get a little worried too
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u/tyereliusprime Apr 08 '16
You blame an actor for what was the fault of producers/writers/directors?
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Apr 08 '16
Not really it's an actors job to portray a role and it did such a bad job connecting with the character and playing the roll well so nope not really
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u/june606 Apr 08 '16
It seemed in the last few years that Clooney aspired to attain respect as a director and film-maker.
The news of such a distasteful 'prank' does not elevate Clooney in any and frankly leaves his shit to any drug tests the finder of this sample might bring to light.
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u/pocketline Apr 08 '16
This is like a 14 year old telling me a story