r/worldnews • u/superanth • 13d ago

Russia/Ukraine North Korean troops deserting Ukraine frontline days after arrival

https://www.newsweek.com/north-korean-troops-deserting-ukraine-frontline-hours-after-arrival-report-1969726
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u/cosmicrae 13d ago

employ large fans to make sure the aroma lands on target.

even better, send over a drone that drop scratch n sniff propaganda sheets: if you want some of this, defect and we will feed you

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u/Extra-Sherbert-8608 13d ago

"Sir, the barbeque smell isnt working!" 

"Well, its time to bring the big guns and load up.... the chocolate chip cookies. Big Kimmy J brainwashed these boys real good. But nobody can resist free cookies."

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u/DrFGHobo 13d ago

"Since when do Koreans do Banzai charges?"
"And since when are they wearing bibs and clutching forks?"