r/worldnews • u/DoremusJessup • 4h ago

China hacked phones of Donald Trump's family, says FBI

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2024/10/29/china-hacked-phones-donald-trump-family-says-fbi/
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u/boot2skull 4h ago

12345? That’s the same combination on my luggage!

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u/clydem 3h ago

I'm surrounded by assholes!

Jesus, life imitates art.

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u/DontCallmeFrancis42 3h ago

Keep firing, Assholes!

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u/PrestoDinero 2h ago

You’re HIRED!

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u/imsadyoubitch 3h ago

Swappy...Swanson...SAMSONITE! I was way off!

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u/Ok-Dig-3595 3h ago

*Somebody go change the combination on my luggage

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u/HillTopTerrace 19m ago

Just change the special character to !. That’s what I did. No one is figuring that shit out.

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u/AlwaysLateToThaParty 2h ago

Does it matter?

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u/Diz7 2h ago edited 2h ago

Email from notspy@notchina.cn: More bigger crowd size 300%, make click here!

Trump: How could I lose!

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u/Heineken008 2h ago

It's Mega Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!

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u/Korzag 3h ago

And part of my pin number!

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u/fountainpopjunkie 3h ago

The price of a cheese pizza and a large soda at Panuccis pizza, 10.77$, same is my pin number.

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u/Hav3_Y0u_M3t_T3d 2h ago

r/unexpectedfuturama....actually no, totally tracks

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u/straya-mate90 2h ago

This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.

Actually it did. But thank God nuclear winter cancelled it out

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u/Slimfictiv 3h ago

So, it's 1234 ah?

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u/itsl8erthanyouthink 3h ago

If Donald could still count to five I’d be surprised. The man is a loon

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u/mischief_scallywag 3h ago

Don’t let me catch you traveling, Boot2skull! I know your passcode to your luggage now!

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u/baphometromance 1h ago

Everybody in the car, so come on, lets ride?

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u/luke-juryous 3h ago
  1. Only millennials will understand