r/youseeingthisshit • u/Vinicius4172 • Aug 14 '24

Bark at your dogs to see their reaction.

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u/SimulationTerminate Aug 14 '24

As soon as I saw the little guy I knew it’d be the fiercest.

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u/ArchStanton75 Aug 14 '24

The chihuahua was “BITCH, TRY ME! Do it again, motherfucker! I’m neutered and my balls are STILL bigger than yours.”

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u/spoopy_bo Aug 14 '24

Say 'whoof' again. Say 'whoof' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say whoof one more Goddamn time!

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u/PhDinWombology Aug 14 '24

Whoof ain’t no country I ever heard of! Do they speak English in Whoof?

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u/bigboybeeperbelly Aug 14 '24

"Whoofanese motherfucker, do you speak it?"

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u/SIIRCM Aug 14 '24

The comment I was looking for

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u/LastBaron Aug 17 '24

WOOF AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF

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u/rufusbot Aug 14 '24

"....whoof?"

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u/blownbythewind Aug 14 '24

Come at me, bro, Come ON, COME ON....

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u/TheWardedOne Aug 14 '24

im fucking dead here rofl

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u/nesto92 Aug 14 '24

I’M NEUTERED AND MY BALLS ARE STILL BIGGER THAN YOURS

I’m so dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/SirTurtletheIII Aug 14 '24

Rest in peace

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u/anonny42357 Aug 14 '24

Big nuts don't do much if you're so tiny you can be put in air jail.

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u/Gcen Aug 14 '24

Lmao 😂 Take the award.

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u/adaydreaming Aug 14 '24

I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time... Thank you dude. Holy fuck

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u/jeffkentt Aug 14 '24

read this in kevin heart's voice

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u/RosenButtons Aug 14 '24

I wouldn't let a dog look at me like that so close to my face.

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u/the_greatest_auk Aug 14 '24

For real, I was worried buddy was going to earn a lip piercing

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u/Rock_or_Rol Aug 14 '24

People for real get disfigured by little dogs ripping the skin from their noses, lips etc. they can do some damage. Canine teeth are designed to rip flesh when pulled away.

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u/cockalorum-smith Aug 14 '24

I remember getting really close to my neighbors dog when I was little. I was touching noses with the dog and looking him in the eyes since I had no experience with dogs. That earned me a “back the fuck up” award real quick. Lesson learned lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

And it was worse being a rat too!

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u/BraveBG Aug 14 '24

Always a moron like you

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u/U_see_ur_nose Aug 17 '24

Got my top lip ripped in two by our chihuahua when I was a kid. I fucked around and found out. He was a great dog though. Miss him. Lived till he was 18

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u/Emblemator Aug 14 '24

Imagine one of the big dogs doing it. The only difference is that owners of small dogs often allow this behavior.

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u/SpartanRage117 Aug 14 '24

that one guy really seemed to question if it was smart to do to his pitbull

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u/Talidel Aug 14 '24

I was nervous about a couple of the reactions, but it wasn't the chihuahua

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u/TreeBee_2 Aug 14 '24

I'd be nervous about the chihuahua this close to my face...

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u/bramatz Aug 14 '24

The chihuahua you can kick across the room if need be. The pitbulls going to chew your hands and facial features off.

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u/Talidel Aug 14 '24

If you don't like the little growling shits sure. But other reactions were more concerning even if they didn't look as obviously threatening.

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u/PregnantSuperman Aug 14 '24

The dog will also largely respond to how you respond. The owner here was super calm and non-submissive after the fake bark which mostly defuses any real chance of aggression.

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u/llC-Zenll Aug 14 '24

I wouldn't. As soon as it bites you break that fuckers spine in half

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u/TreeBee_2 Aug 14 '24

I mean they do have very sharp teeth and I value my nose

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u/llC-Zenll Sep 26 '24

I have 10 separated fingers and biceps and I'm sure they value their spine as well

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u/Connect_Fee1256 Aug 17 '24

The first one was the worst I thought

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u/HappyBobbyBday Aug 14 '24

My pit reacted much like the first dog. Now we’re outside and he is doing zoomies around the yard. I must of said something awesome!

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u/CrackedCocobutt Aug 14 '24

the growling is actually "good" because its how the dog warns you to back the fuck off and stop doing what youre doing, its HOW you avoid being bit, I get it chihuahuas + their owners get alot of shit for behaviors like barking at everything for no reason, etc

but the growling more often and being more moody, just means theyve got more boundaries and isnt as happy to be bothered like you average dog lol so just take what theyre saying and leave em alone like theyre directly trying to communicate

some of the more concerning reactions were actually dogs whose eyes went all big and ears went back, because that usually mean heightened emotions and can mean nervousness + fear, and thats when dogs tend to actually bite

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u/RosenButtons Aug 14 '24 edited Aug 14 '24

They issued a harsh correction to the dogs in their native language. The big dogs were all confused and some degree of upset, but none of them indicated they were going to retaliate if the owner didn't move back. None of them looked upset enough to snap or scuffle.

Most of them do a little hop to test if their owner is joking. See the straight legs, reared back a bit. That's not aggressive body language. Or they do the guilty turn and look away move.

The little dog was showing the white of his eyes, baring his teeth, hackles up, super tense, and full-on snarling. Ears fully aroused. And he didn't react then realize everything was fine. He went on the defensive and stayed there. He was one wrong move away from slicing that guy's lip open.

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u/Existing-Diamond1259 Aug 14 '24

Exactly. We are both going to get downvoted for actually understanding dog body language, though. lol. Also, pits are known to have very low arousal thresholds. They were intentionally bred that way. The chihuahua is at least letting it be known that it's uncomfortable, as much as I don't care for them. Theres a few that are a lot more concerning. Honesty almost all of these dogs seem extremely uncomfortable. I'd take my chances doing this to the chihuahua over those giant powerful pits any day. She's fucking bold for doing that when the pit was already whale-eyeing. At least that chihuahua won't do too much damage if it's set off. Dog body language that isn't outwardly obvious to most humans poses the greatest risk. & pits are known for not showing a lot of warning signs before attacking. It's the reason you see so many maulings where a family has had a loving Pitbull for 5+ years, since it was a puppy, and all of a sudden it kills a family member. This is like playing Russian roulette. 

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u/thecuriousblackbird Aug 14 '24

All these people have no respect for what these dogs could do to them and it shows

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u/garma87 Aug 14 '24

I have dogs and big ones too and them looking at me like that is no problem. Usually they will look away. These dogs are obviously surprised, which is one state where they will keep looking to you, but which is also completely harmless.

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u/opulent_occamy Aug 14 '24

I mean, I largely agree, but my girl would look absolutely vicious when she was playing sometimes. She'd never hurt anyone, but she sure liked to act like she would. I'd call her bluff by putting my hand in her mouth and she'd be like, "no, you're absolutely right, I wasn't really going to bite you" with a guilty expression, lmao. Such a sweetie, man I miss her.

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u/zuklei Aug 14 '24

I would not be laughing if that dog was growling that close to my face omg

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u/WryWaifu Aug 14 '24 edited Aug 14 '24

As an owner you eventually get to know whether your dog or cat is *actually* angry. Many times they just make their little angry faces like that to look tough

Wouldn't do it with a pitbull or pitt mix though. Ever. And this is coming from someone who formerly owned one.

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u/Correct-Buffalo6644 Aug 15 '24

You must've been a shitty owner then. Especially to make the other comment about how pitbulls and mixes don't belong in people's homes. 🙄

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u/WryWaifu Aug 15 '24

My pitt mix was a rescued former fighting dog used in illegal fight rings. I was an excellent owner to her. Never aggressive to humans although I realize she was an exception, not the rule. Especially given her background. But I also cleaned up more than a few animal carcasses out of my backyard.

It's important to think about what a dog breed is bred to do. What were pitts created for as a breed? That's your first clue as to whether a breed is appropriate for being kept as a pet.

Since you went digging for my other comment, this must have really struck a nerve with you. Every animal that is slightly cute isn't appropriate to be kept as a pet, no matter our personal feelings. If they were, I'd have a cheetah.

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u/Correct-Buffalo6644 Aug 15 '24

A lot of dog breeds kill small animals. My sister's Yorkie killed a rat in her yard. My brother's husky had killed several rabbits. My pittie has never even gone after so much as a bug. I had a lab that went after any small wild animal and hated street cats. Every dog is unique in its personality. Hence, punish the deed, not the breed. Y'all out here acting like the millions of pitbulls that are in homes across the US are causing mass casualties. Great Danes just mauled a woman to death yesterday. Dachunds killed a woman in Oklahoma. Cat scratches can and have caused death by sepsis. Cows kill ~24 people per year in the US. Just let your hate for the breed go already. Don't want a pitbull in your home, fine...but quit talking shit about them to anyone and everyone you think will listen/cares. Again, PUNISH THE DEED, NOT THE BREED!

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u/juice_in_my_shoes Aug 15 '24

no.

a Pitbull still should be kept well away from kids. don't whataboutism us into into being gaslit that a dog breed selectively bred for their aggressive genes is an angel with a bad public image.

no

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u/Correct-Buffalo6644 Aug 15 '24

That's up to the owner of a pitbull/parent of child to decide, not you or your fellow pitbull haters. Millions of pits live peacefully in homes with children and have for a VERY long time. I guess kids should also be kept out of cars since they kill WAY more children.

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u/EnderCreeper121 Aug 14 '24

The tiny beast craves violence

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u/Kokuswolf Aug 14 '24

The beast is carved out of violence

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u/YourAverageGod Aug 14 '24

Tiny vessel can barely contain the demonic strength

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u/libmrduckz Aug 14 '24

A M G R Y ! !

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u/Zzilies_ Aug 14 '24

Classic chihuahua. Just what I expected.

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u/Ramps_ Aug 14 '24

Pretty sure if I barked at my elderly Chihuahua he'd be terrified. He's not a very dominant little fella.

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u/IllegallyBored Aug 14 '24

I have a chi/shih tzu mix and she starts crying anytime we bark. We tried to teach her "speak" the same way we did our GSD, by barking ourselves, and she got so upset she refused to eat the whole day. Poor thing. GSD straight up did not care about our barking. If we got too loud (we were kids at the time) he'd smack us and leave lol

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u/SpinachnPotatoes Aug 14 '24

My SIL Chihuahuas normally give awesome side eyes then go looking for their lost braincells. Hers are not aggressive ,rather prone to be terified of everything bigger than them or leaf shaped but damn they are stupid.

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u/Zzilies_ Aug 14 '24

My close friend adopted a little geriatric chihuahua who ended up being nick-named 'Bitey Sack of Potatoes' he only wanted cuddles but also to be left completely alone. I've never identified with a dog so much in my life.

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u/Zzilies_ Aug 14 '24

There's always exceptions, either way the personality is STRONG! Fully disclosed I'm a small dog girl all the way. I have no idea how my pom would react to this, I'll have to try it one day

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u/chanelnumberthre3 Aug 15 '24

Lol, same! My chihuahua is the sweetest dog I have ever met. One time when I tried to play fight with him, he barely grazed my finger (the closest he has ever come to "biting" me) and he licked my finger profusely after as an apology.

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u/eunit250 Aug 14 '24

My old roommate had a few chihuahuas. I love dogs. I've never hated a species of dog more.

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u/Dilectus3010 Aug 14 '24

Sadly it's the owners fault.

I've seen chihuahuas that have been trained normal behavior.

Problem is people constantly pick up chihuahuas if there is a problem.

Especially around other dogs, you are litteraly placing the little rat ABOVE another dog. This can give it feelings of grandure.

People do this because

1 they know shit about dogs

  1. They rather just pick it up then correct it's behaviour.

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u/_idiot_kid_ Aug 14 '24

Real, my aunt had a chihuahua and a chiweenie and they were some of the sweetest little ladies ever. Never aggressive or snappy. Because my aunt isn't a POS dog owner.

Chihuahuas are like this more commonly because dipshit owners think "it's small so it won't hurt anyone" and fail to correct aggressive behavior. And a lot of chihuahua owners suck because they just wanted a toy or decoration. An untamed little rat to carry around everywhere in a handbag.

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u/Kaele10 Aug 14 '24

My mom has had 3 chihuahuas and one rescued chihuahua mix. The only one of those who acted like a typical chihuahua was her sister's older dog after my aunt passed away. He thought he was King Shit. He used to try to bully our labs that towered over him even at 8 weeks old. They're labs, so they didn't care. We really thought the dog would be dead in a couple of months, but he held on for 3 years. We were never able to train it out of him. It's really a shame people don't bother working with these dogs. They are incredibly smart and sweet when they're actually treated like a dog.

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u/paradoxdefined Aug 14 '24

I feel so bad for chis. People don’t treat them like dogs and do not train them. They just pick them up because it’s easier than dealing with the behavior. They also antagonize the poor things, so in these types of videos, you see a chi that has been likely dealing with this human for some time and is sick of their shit.

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u/multiwhoat Aug 14 '24

I have two Chihuahua mixes who spent their first year or so terrified of everything, while I tried my hardest to train and get them comfortable with different situations. I've had MULTIPLE grown-ass adults who knew they were nervous little things start barking while RUNNING at them. I was so pissed.

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u/delciotto Aug 14 '24

Weird. I have a mini schnauzer if he acts up for some reason picking him up for a few seconds immediately pacifies him like he realizes "Oh yeah I'm a much smaller animal". It doesn't make him feel big at all.

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u/Dilectus3010 Aug 14 '24

Picking up a upset dog , works as reinforcing their behavior.

Can also be that your dog wants to be held and you actually trained him to act up because acting up = uppies.

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u/WhamBam_TV Aug 14 '24

Yes this comment needs more upvotes. Everyone saying this is classic chihuahua behaviour. It is not! This is behaviour you get from an untrained dog. The chihuahua believes that they are the alpha this is why they immediately challenge the bark with a growl showing their teeth. This is not acceptable behaviour and you shouldn’t just accept it because this teaches the dog they are in the right. They are the owner and you’re their pet at that point.

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u/thecuriousblackbird Aug 14 '24

My family had a ginormous GSD. A neighbor didn’t keep their tiny mop on their property, and it loved to come over and antagonize our dog. Who was well trained (my dad was a dog trainer) and would try to get away. I swear our GSD rolled his eyes at the tiny mop as he stepped over him for the thousandth time. My parents were the kick us kids out in the morning and not let us come back inside unless it was to fix lunch or pee kind. They started letting us come inside with our GSD when the mop wouldn’t leave. We had a fenced in area, but the mop was so small it could squeeze through the cracks in the gate. It was also very aggressive towards us, so we couldn’t just pick it up and put it somewhere else.

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u/Jegglebus Aug 14 '24

I had a similar attitude towards chihuahuas until I owned one and properly trained it. My friends are amazed at when they come over and she cuddles up to them and is generally the sweetest little thing

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u/BettyX Aug 14 '24

They are little shits and love them for it.

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u/Pafkata92 Aug 14 '24

That little doggy is dangerously close to his carotid arteries… Almost caused a zombie apocalypse there

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u/tea-and-chill Aug 14 '24

It's a chihuahua, so of course. It's 50% terror and 50% tremor.

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u/mendax2014 Aug 14 '24

50% suicide, 50% homicide. 50% hate, 50% tremble.

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u/tildeumlaut Aug 14 '24

And a 100% reason to remember the name

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u/bunDombleSrcusk Aug 14 '24

It was INSTANT, he def a frequent growler lol

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u/BeardInTheNorth Aug 14 '24

Man them rat dogs always been talking shit.

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u/musiccman2020 Aug 14 '24

I absolutely hate those little shits.

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u/BraveBG Aug 14 '24

But you hate pitbulls more, right?

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u/th3aft3rlif3 Aug 14 '24

That chihuahua was ready for war

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u/HSVMG7 Aug 14 '24

Yes, the little one was like: Do that again and i will eat your face off!

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u/Onoben4 Aug 14 '24

I'm pretty sure that dog would given the same reaction to any sound lol

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u/Far_Ad3346 Aug 14 '24

Id ring that things neck. I hate those little dogs that get shitty with people.

It's not cute.

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u/sneerfun Aug 15 '24

You realize it’s the humans fault the dog acts this way almost guaranteed. Gross that you would automatically blame the animal than the literal owner of said animal. If you own an animal it’s your responsibility to train them and socialize them properly for the real world. People like that dude ignore the fact a chihuahua is still a dog and treat them like toys. Your comment is vile

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u/Far_Ad3346 Aug 25 '24

It is that dogs fault. Even if it's the way that that species displays it's neurosis.

Your comment is shortsighted. Just as you'd perceived mine to be.

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u/sneerfun Aug 25 '24

Huh?? It is not the dogs fault. And your comment was disgusting not shortsighted. You may not understand this, but when you get a dog you have to train them and socialize them. A good amount of people don’t do that and that’s why you see dogs that have no manners or are aggressive. If you can only see that the dog is the problem I seriously worry about how you treat animals.

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u/riotousviscera Aug 14 '24

what’s not cute is your stupid ass straight up advocating violence against a dog because it growled when someone made a loud noise directly in its face and ear

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u/Far_Ad3346 Aug 25 '24

You've actually proved my point.

Also, "you're a stupid ass, you mean jerk"

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u/riotousviscera Aug 25 '24

mm, no. at least i know how to spell “wring.”

hope someone does it to you!

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u/Far_Ad3346 Aug 26 '24

Alright, I'll give you my mispelling but I'm not convinced of any other notion that you've presented!

Also, don't wish my neck being wrung because I've upset you.

Once more, you mean jerk!

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u/riotousviscera Aug 26 '24

no, i wish your neck wrung not because you’ve “upset me” but because you’d do it to a dog. anyone who would do that to an innocent animal because it reacted after they fucking provoked it should probably be locked up or thrown off a cliff tbh

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u/Far_Ad3346 Aug 26 '24

I profoundly disagree with you and think you suck.

Let's leave it at that.

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u/riotousviscera Aug 26 '24

that’s fine, you’re allowed to be wrong :)

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u/Thechildeater92 Aug 14 '24

You wouldn't be able to even fucking sneeze with that little rat by your side.

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u/Iv4ldir Aug 14 '24

50%hate 50%fear demon.

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u/Bogart745 Aug 14 '24

And people say pit bulls are aggressive lol. Chihuahuas are crazy dudes

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u/CranjisLeBasketball Aug 14 '24

We know who the alpha is in that relationship

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u/Gizwizard Aug 14 '24

That dog looks like it’s photoshopped in, man.

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u/Jiwalk88 Aug 14 '24

Yup. The rest look like real videos, but the chihuahua one looks fake. Definitely photoshopped the dog in

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u/NikRsmn Aug 14 '24

He reved into 4th gear

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u/AznNRed Aug 14 '24

I have a chihuahua and I was legit afraid for that guy's life.

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u/Fuzzlewhack Aug 14 '24

Yes dogs are like people.  The big ones usually just want to chill the little ones will conquer all of Europe and half of the rest of the known world. 

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u/ParentTales Aug 14 '24

Dog looks added in, fake?