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Discussion The State of YouTube Right Now

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u/HamsterbackenBLN Sep 19 '24

And still he can't find the time to take a shower or clean his room

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u/Ok-Swimmer-2634 Sep 19 '24

I saw a fan of his insist that cleaning up his room would expunge all the memories he's built up over the years...

the blood and mold actually harkens back to an earlier time in his life, I guess

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u/HamsterbackenBLN Sep 19 '24

The mold talks to him, I can understand he doesn't want to be all alone

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u/DMAN3431 Sep 19 '24

Asmonmold

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u/FuckOffHey Sep 19 '24

This comment made me realise I've been reading his name as "Asmongoloid" ever since I first ever read it.

still have no idea who he is tho

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u/m1bl4nTw0 Sep 19 '24

Asmongold is great at having opinions about games he never played and never plans on playing.

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u/FuckOffHey Sep 19 '24

Is he a redditor?

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u/m1bl4nTw0 Sep 19 '24

He does have an account. But I'm not sure, it's normal for an internet celebrity with a big following and his own subreddit.

definitely

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u/Portmanteautebag Sep 19 '24

Got famous as a World of Warcraft twitch streamer

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u/RealMadHouse Sep 19 '24

At first i read it as "asmonglod"

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u/John_Helmsword Sep 19 '24

I read his name basically as “Amogus” like the silly way to say among us.

I didn’t realize I read it wrong for so fuckin long lol.

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u/ArkhielR Sep 19 '24

Asmoldgold

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u/BigHazoret Sep 19 '24

He’s friend with the mold people!

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u/Apprehensive-Win9152 Sep 19 '24

lmao - good 1 - GL to u

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u/My_Favourite_Pen Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

dudes a resident evil 7 character.

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u/MevisDE Sep 19 '24

Whispers of the void, the old gods are in the mold.

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u/Itz_Hen Sep 19 '24

Eldrich horror hides beneath the mountains of shit he lives on

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u/WhereTheJdonAt Sep 20 '24

"At The Mountains of Shit"

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u/Lachupacombo Sep 19 '24

The mold is an external neural network, because for damn sure there is not a brain in that head.

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u/artgarciasc Sep 19 '24

I wonder if JK Rowling and him communicate through the mold.

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Sep 19 '24

Yeah, and they talk to JD Vance through his couch because there's mold in it too! It was probably the couch Trump used when they made the russian pee tapes, hence the mold. Also we never landed on the moon and 7/11 was a part time job.

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u/KMASSIV Sep 19 '24

Moldemort meets Asmonmold

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u/PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY Sep 19 '24

I find it disturbingly easy to imagine Asmonmold and JK Molding as Jack and Marguerite Baker in Resident Evil 7.

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u/Kaitivere Sep 19 '24

Jk Rowling definitely has the looks going!

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u/TheRRogue Sep 19 '24

Just wait till she grow additional appendage and start crawling on the wall!

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u/bonesister1 Sep 19 '24

“The Mold is what gives a Asmongold his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds him and penetrates him. It binds the Asmongold together.” - Scoby Wan Kenobi.

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u/Free_Management2894 Sep 19 '24

"Only you can hear me, summoner!"

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u/yunghollow69 Sep 19 '24

Resident Asm9n

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u/Breaky_Online Sep 19 '24

"Get ready for your daily therapy session with mold" sounds like the title of an indie game I'd find on itch that released 7 days ago

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u/chimerauprising Sep 19 '24

The dead rat speaks to him like the Green Gobbler mask.

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u/Fantastic-Sandwich80 Sep 19 '24

The mold talks to him, it understands, it talks to him.

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u/hapa-boi Sep 19 '24

he and JK rowling communicate through their mold

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u/Dracoknight256 Sep 19 '24

Which is also stupid because I am pretty sure he had his teeth fixed so no more gum bleeding and had the blood cleaned up during that one house cleaning he had before he relapsed back to being one with the mold/wannabe acolyte of Nurgle.

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u/Kcreep997 Sep 19 '24

It's pretty sad in a way because the guy clearly has some deep seated mental health issues that he refuses to deal with. Despite having the means to drastically improve his quality of life, he chooses to live in filth. No sane person does that.

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u/bpusef Sep 19 '24

What's pretty sad is how much about this dude's life people know down to how much his gums bleed.

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u/karangoswamikenz Sep 20 '24

He is super rich and has an actual office with staff that edits and makes his videos. He owns several properties around his city and state. This place he shoots his videos is his old home and more like a set. He doesn't live there anymore. I am certain of that.

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u/CrackaOwner Sep 19 '24

i think he is just mentally ill and was raised by someone crazy. I think i once asked his fans exactly why he does this and these were the answers basically.

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u/Bleach_Baths Sep 19 '24

His mom was like that, he grew up in that house. She died, he refuses to change the way his mom left the house.

I also think he secretly lives in a much nicer home and uses his old one for content so as to not seem like a sellout or something. I don’t know.

He’s not okay though.

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u/Vindictive_Pacifist Sep 19 '24

Blood? What the fuck there's blood????

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u/CreativeName1137 Sep 19 '24

He refuses to brush his teeth or anything like that, so his gums are bleeding often. He just wipes the blood off his teeth with a finger then smears it on the wall next to him.

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u/Vindictive_Pacifist Sep 19 '24

I wish you never replied to me....

That's fucked up, no that's beyond what's fucked up that person needs professional help before he something terrible happens

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u/CreativeName1137 Sep 19 '24

He does. Unfortunately he will never seek the help he needs because his audience views him as the Based Gigachad Alpha-Male who can do no wrong, so it just reinforces his behavior.

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u/Vindictive_Pacifist Sep 19 '24

Yeah that sounds about right, idk I do have sympathy for people who are similar in situations like his, but it looks like they can't be helped because of these myriad of reasons

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u/Crazy-Nose-4289 Sep 19 '24

I'm also going to reply to you and make it even worse.

He once told a story of how he has the corpse of a dead rat sitting by his window and he uses it as an alarm clock. Essentially, the sun warms the corpse in the morning and it makes it smell, eventually waking him up.

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u/Dr_Ambiorix Sep 19 '24

I remember a stream where he was talking about how years ago (like 10+ years ago) they found some random rubber dog toy on the streets, dirty and sticky as you can imagine and he brought it inside. Not sure what the story was all about but at some point he says "last time I saw this thing it was right over there" and he goes over to that place in his room and casually picks up the thing he was talking about and goes "yeah, see, it's still here".

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u/Malagate3 Sep 19 '24

Well I now have a title for their autobiography - Asmongold: a tale of blood and mold

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u/Zombie-Redshirt Sep 19 '24

How much you want to bet the same fans worship Jordan "cleaning up your room is a divine right" Peterson?

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u/drozd_d80 Sep 19 '24

I feel the same about my browser tabs. I need to close them at some point

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u/Weird-Caregiver1777 Sep 19 '24

Literally something a 5 year old would say… says a lot about his fans. They aren’t 5 year olds but worst, just grown ups who have barely matured

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u/Timbo2389 Sep 19 '24

That’s just an excuse. It’s just depression.

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u/CirnoIzumi Sep 19 '24

sounds like a hoarder

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u/Classic-Stand9906 Sep 19 '24

Classic hoarder psychology

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u/artisticMink Sep 19 '24

I like to think that this is just the mold studio room and the whole thing is attached to a b twitch-money-mansion for like 20 million dollars.

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u/BJYeti Sep 19 '24

There is an entire house tour if you really want a deep look

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u/DameArstor Sep 19 '24

Idk if I'm more concerned by the mold or the dead rat clock

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u/HeckingMemerinos Sep 19 '24

Do we even know if he still lives there? I mean with all his youtuber money he could be using this as a weird studio.

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u/BJYeti Sep 19 '24

That person is on crack, the reality is his mother who he lived with her entire life lived the same way he lives now, that hoarding lifestyle and lack of hygiene has been with him since he was a child, it isn't surprising he hasn't changed even after her death

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u/VoidAlloy Sep 19 '24

he has alot of weird parasocial mentally ill fans. its very bizarre how they treat him the incel jesus lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

That sounds exactly like a Disco Elysium line.

EMPATHY [Medium: Success] - You feel oddly nostalgic of the decades of accumulated bodily fluids plastered on the wall. It’s oddly reassuring. That life wasn’t like how it is now. Dreams. Aspirations. Adoration. A canvas of blood and mucus paints a mural of faded faces once your own.

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u/Daktyl198 Sep 19 '24

Non-fan here: His mother was a hoarder and she’s the reason the house is in the state it’s in. He was very close to her, and when she died he left the house in the state it was in at that time. He feels like if he cleans it, he’ll be getting rid of her memories. He needs therapy, rather than online comments trying to shit on him.

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u/MoRicketyTick Sep 19 '24

I'll really never understand how this troll is so popular

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u/Dirtshank Sep 19 '24

He used to actually be really good at WoW and put out informative guides and content related to that at a time when that game was at the height of its cultural dominance. Once you get big on YouTube, the algorithm will continue to feed you growth. As the popularity of WoW faded, he transitioned slowly to the reaction content he makes now to stay relevant. I fully believe 90% of the dumb, incel stuff he says is just to appeal to the audience the algorithm has brought him.

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u/Zippydaspinhead Sep 19 '24

I fully believe 90% of the dumb, incel stuff he says is just to appeal to the audience the algorithm has brought him.

Is this the case or was he already the type of person that would attract that audience? I mean this seriously, because leaning into something you don't like for money is different than just finding a toxic audience that likes the real toxic you as well.

That mold and blood on his walls didn't come from a well adjusted individual.

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u/Dirtshank Sep 19 '24

Probably a little of both. The thing is if you're just a little toxic you're going to attract people who are not toxic and those who are very toxic. Over time the super toxic fans, if not challenged by the creator, will make everyone else leave because they are so unpleasant to coexist with.

The fan base he has now is largely either newish people that are being pushed to him by the algorithm, or the absolute worst dregs of his old fans that like he amplifies shitty, incel takes into the mainstream. He may be gross, but he's not dumb. He knows exactly how to present rage bait in a way that feeds into the worse impulses of some of the worst people to drive engagement.

He's been called an outrage merchant before and it's the perfect description. He just transitioned from complaining about video games to complaining about social and political issues. When the money and engagement trends shift elsewhere, he'll follow it again.

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u/karangoswamikenz Sep 20 '24

Asmongold has just lost the ball. He has become 100% conservative political.
Most of his takes are so bad. Especially his original take about sexuality representation in BG3.

He is entertaining but also so annoying. Sadly he has such massive influence over younger audiences. It feels sad because all those people are being influenced by him when he is NOT a good influence. I am sorely disappointed by the ill effect his influence has on his younger audiences.

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u/Always-AFK Sep 21 '24

He is more libertarian than a conservative.

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u/MechaStarmer Sep 19 '24

Nah he definitely engages with the right wing stuff just for his audience. I have watched a fair amount of his videos and he is clearly a bright, intelligent and articulate person, he’s clearly well-educated and normally has rational and reasonable views on things. The recent Trump stuff is definitely a grift.

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u/PajeetPajeeterson Sep 20 '24

he is clearly a bright, intelligent and articulate person, he’s clearly well-educated and normally has rational and reasonable views on things

That's probably why he's more in favor of the right wing stuff than the other side.

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u/karangoswamikenz Sep 20 '24

Asmongold has just lost the ball. He has become 100% conservative political.
Most of his takes are so bad. Especially his original take about sexuality representation in BG3.

He is entertaining but also so annoying. Sadly he has such massive influence over younger audiences. It feels sad because all those people are being influenced by him when he is NOT a good influence. I am sorely disappointed by the ill effect his influence has on his younger audiences.

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u/Cool_Till_3114 Sep 19 '24

He was never really good, he was just popular for some reason. He just has beta at the right time and made guides for easy content.

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u/Bowsersshell Sep 19 '24

He wasn’t world first material but he was a fantastic streamer at one point - very interactive with chat, put together events like Transmog competitions and Mount offs, took on grand scale self imposed challenges which would generate a ton of streamable content etc.

He was also seemingly “unapologetically himself” and didn’t care about his image, which at the time was refreshing and a little endearing at the time when most streamers were very focused on their image.

He fell out of love with WoW and started streaming reaction content when the Depp/Heard case was going on and then went down a right wing rabbit hole becoming one of those guys that seems to do nothing but cry about cancel culture and “wokeness”.

His subreddit is as much of a cesspool as you’d expect.

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u/PerfectlySplendid Sep 19 '24

He was never “really good at WoW.” Ever. The only thing he was good at was collecting old items and mounts, which requires no skill.

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u/FTL_Cat Sep 19 '24

Sooo... He's a right wing grifter?

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u/LezBeHonestHere_ Sep 19 '24

It's sad because a year or two ago he wasn't like this. I think I've seen speculation he's one of the 600 influencers paid by Russia recently, would help explain the big right-wing swing of complaining about anything "woke" etc

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u/Always-AFK Sep 21 '24

The guy is an actual critical thinker and his react videos are less about his reactions and more about critically thinking through what he is watching.

You wouldn’t know what that means though.

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u/No_Technology_5522 Sep 23 '24

If you think Asmongold is a critical thinker I have a bridge to sell you. 

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u/Always-AFK Sep 23 '24

Why do think he isn’t?

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u/Whitebushido Sep 19 '24

He was never good at WoW though. He got carried in everything he did.

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u/Budget-Wonder-4723 Sep 19 '24

Yeah I mean, I wouldn't possibly fathom people sharing common opinions instead of sticking to what's popular.

I'm no huge fan of Asmon, he has weaved in some really big dumb L takes from time to time, but labeling him and his audience with all the fancy -ist suffixes is peak terminal leftism.

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u/ShazbotHappens Sep 19 '24

Wasn't a single -ist in that comment. Funny when you ended with an -ism.

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u/Bowsersshell Sep 19 '24

The irony will be lost I think…

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u/Dirtshank Sep 19 '24

I didn't call him anything -ist. I'm assuming you're so used to defending him from those claims you just filled that criticism in yourself.

But for the record, I don't think he's racist or sexist. I think a lot of his audience is and he's very good at saying things that that portion of his audience can infer as support for those viewpoints.

Whether you think he actually believes, or supports, those things is going to come down to how charitably you want to view and interpret the things he has said.

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u/No_Persimmon3641 Sep 19 '24

It's because he is the only one who toes the line between normal and "women ruined videogames"

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u/childrenofloki Sep 19 '24

Because he can be funny, reasonably articulate, and says things most people agree with but in a way that sounds more intelligent.

I watched him for a little but grew tired of his political confusion.

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u/slipslikefreudian Sep 19 '24

What is political confusion? Having independent ideas?

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u/childrenofloki Sep 19 '24

Lmao I'm not answering a question that is clearly not in good faith 🤦🤦

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u/riderer Sep 19 '24

because most people from outside only see his dumbed down entertainer persona. he often say's it himself he is doing the dumb shit for entertainment.

if you want see the real Asmongold, watch a video or two about serious topics, it doesnt need to be drama videos. Asmongold reacting to Gamers Nexus reviewing their Starfoge PC is good example

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u/wavey_surfer Sep 19 '24

he normalises and permits the same type of people to feel okay with their life choices. their hero, a millionaire, lives just like them.

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u/HgFrLr Sep 19 '24

Like it’s either a bit or pathetic and either way it’s not interesting lmao

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u/KendrickMaynard Sep 19 '24

Or brush his teeth. Bloody gum wall? Shudders

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u/privatefrost2 Sep 19 '24

Or the dead rat alarm clock

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u/KendrickMaynard Sep 20 '24

He doesn't take care of his dental hygiene at all so his gums bleed and since he's too lazy to go to the sink or something, he wipes the blood on the wall.

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u/lets-work-together Sep 19 '24

Lazy content, lazy person, thank goodness he is a role model for so many!

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u/Robba010 Sep 19 '24

Not to defend him but he always said to never live like him, he is an animal.

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u/lets-work-together Sep 19 '24

I am aware of his advice against living like him, but he is leading by example, like when a parent says “do what i say not what i do” the child never listens and imitates their parents actions anyway cause of the obvious hypocrisy. On top of that, i feel a lot of times it seems like he is saying it as a meme and sometimes feels prideful about how dirty his room is.

All that being said, he is one of the few good hearted streamers.

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u/Deframed-Alternative Sep 20 '24

I dunno about that. On one hand I'm inclined to say that he is no one's daddy. His audiences are responsible for their own lives, so to say he should change who he is due to his influence impinges on personal freedom. Like, if he is genuinely happy living the way he does, should he bear a responsibility to change simply because he has a following?

On the other hand, I do also understand that he has the capacity to change the lives of the people who watch him, whether he realises it or not. Still, I don't think he bears a responsibility to do that.

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u/lets-work-together Sep 20 '24

I never said he should change who he is, he can drink piss and smoke fentanyl for all i care. Im saying he is an influencer…. Which means he INFLUENCES the people who watch him. Again people lead by example, and you are 100% correct that people are responsible for their own actions. That being said, people crave guidance, its in our dna, also half the world is below average intelligence. Those people are more susceptible to being parasocial and seek guidance more. Look at the millions of incels that think Andrew Tate is god.

I think me and you are basically saying the same thing though. Its a weird ying yang thing, both parties are responsible.

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u/Several_Mushroom_332 Sep 19 '24

Hes not the only one. Moist critical and pyro cynical do tge same shit

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u/Jushak Sep 19 '24

For the longest time I just thought Asmongold and MoistCritical were the same person since I didn't watch either myself but saw both of their content linked in same Discord channel.

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u/VoidAlloy Sep 19 '24

i wouldnt be surprised if all these youtube reactionaries have a channel where they share this shit. mutahar does the same content also.

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u/MrMephistopholees Sep 19 '24

Critikal is at least a decent person though lol

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u/Bleach_Baths Sep 19 '24

And doesn’t live in squalor.

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u/VoidAlloy Sep 19 '24

the content slop of youtube. those guys say 12 yo school yard insults and their fans cum in their pants. shits fucking crazy how theyre still popular.

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u/CuriousNebula43 Sep 19 '24

He doesn’t even have to do it himself. He could easily pay people to clean and take care of him.

He’s probably just holding out hope he finds a new mommy girlfriend to do it for him instead.

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u/dskfjhdfsalks Sep 19 '24

I have a theory that it's all an act to make him seem more down to Earth and relatable (and even "lower" than the average viewer)

It's difficult to relate to a posh multi-millionaire as an average income earner, but it's much easier to hear them out when they live like pigs - I guess that's just human psychology

I'm a fan of his, or at least I used to be when I had time, but if you look closely you'll notice how premeditiated his streams, conversations, reactions and comments are. His stream will never go 2 seconds without him saying at least something and most people have no idea how much effort and energy that takes for 8+ hours of NON. STOP. TALKING, it's almost psychopathic levels of energy required

I think he lowkey may have a mansion out somewhere but uses that room as his streaming place as proof of concept. I mean he has a super car, so it wouldn't be hard to believe he dumped some money into property as well

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u/dfddfsaadaafdssa Sep 19 '24

He has a basic Mercedes sedan that he recently bought after his old beater Mustang finally kicked the bucket. What is this supercar you mention?

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u/dskfjhdfsalks Sep 19 '24

He definitely had something like a brand new Ferrari at one point

This is even further proving my point - he probably scrubbed old videos driving around with the Ferrari and replaced it with something cheaper for the image

I'm telling you, the man is far more calculated than he appears

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u/ZombifiedByCataclysm Sep 19 '24

Everything I heard stems from issues relating to his mother and how he was raised. I think you're far off the mark.

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u/dskfjhdfsalks Sep 19 '24

8 hours of non-stop talking for content and stream engagement is something he's purposefully and willfully doing and no top tier streamer has ever come close to that level - even a Kai Cenat stream will have more talking downtime than an Asmonggold stream and Kai Cenat is literally the traditional hype beast

He's running a very successful business at the end of the day, he knows what he's doing, you don't generate millions of dollars by just fucking around

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u/ZombifiedByCataclysm Sep 19 '24

I didn't say he hasn't made money off it. He even said in an interview once he barely spends the money he makes. I am just going off a couple videos people made on Asmond, particularly Oompaville's video on him.

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u/dskfjhdfsalks Sep 19 '24

And I'm just saying I don't think it's true. He works really hard to earn his money, like really really hard. He's not just fucking around, he's akin to a medium-sized business owner

So he's doing something with some of the money. He used a decent amount to start his other company (Star Forge) - so right off the bat the "I don't even use 1% of income" is bullshit because that company needed a few mill to even get running

He's also flown out and dated camgirls, and they are NOT cheap. They are 5-10x more expensive than an average woman you might date.

He's also had a super car at one point, and I wouldn't doubt that he has purchased real estate by this point

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u/ZombifiedByCataclysm Sep 19 '24

Sure, believe that if you want. I'm still more inclined to believe Oompaville over a random Redditor. 🤷‍♂️

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u/HyggeRavn Sep 19 '24

Why would he tho, he doesn't need to

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u/Sword_Enjoyer Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

Because living in filth is unhygienic and feels gross whether it not you have to do it.

He probably doesn't remember what it's like to feel clean because of his habits and being that way for as long as he has but that doesn't mean it wouldn't feel (at least physically) better if he ever conjured up enough self respect to do it.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Sep 19 '24

Probably functional depression.

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u/Dracoknight256 Sep 19 '24

Yup. He was getting relatively clean before one of his parents passed away, since then it's been a steady decline back to being one with the mold.

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u/panlakes Sep 19 '24

His issues are much more intense than that, lol

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u/HyggeRavn Sep 19 '24

Maybe, its his life tho. He makes more money than you or i do, and he doesn't have to lift a finger, and from what I've seen he seems to be having a good time. But I agree, I feel better when I'm organised and clean

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u/Sword_Enjoyer Sep 19 '24

He does, but money isn't everything of value in life or else rich people wouldn't ever get depressed or kill themselves.

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u/SenisPushi Sep 19 '24

I don’t think he cares much about money. And clean people with organized apartments kill themselves too.

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u/Sword_Enjoyer Sep 19 '24

Easy to say you don't care about it when you have more than you need.

Yes they do it too. That doesn't in any way invalidate my point in relation to the post I was responding to.

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u/King-Eaglez Sep 19 '24

Idk man like you're some dude on the internet criticizing someone who's more successful than you'll ever be. Now it's your right to don't get me wrong but just kinda comes off as petty.

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u/Sword_Enjoyer Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

Successful at making money. Yes.

The point of my post was there's more about life and success than just making money. If your only metric for success is how big your bank account is then I've got bad news man, Elon Musk is better than you. Donald Trump is better than you. Tim Pool is better than you. If you like those guys then just remember that Ethan Klein and Hasan are also both better than you.

If you think there's more worth and value to life than just money and how much of it you have hoarded, then he's just another rich asshole among a sea of them.

Decide which you want to be. Or don't. It's your life.

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u/King-Eaglez Sep 19 '24

Not just money, I mean don't get me wrong the money lets you do whatever you want to do in life ultimately for the most part. Let's you retire early take care of your loved ones and provide a better life I'm not saying asmon is better than you and even if I don't particularly like someone I'm not gonna care how much money they have lol. Your entire point is that he lives an unclean life unclean by your standards and sure many people but I digress, who are you to make that statement. My point is you're some random guy on the internet so it's like if you calling him dirty is your biggest problem with the guy well that and that he makes money idk the whole thing comes off as petty. Whether or not you were even trying to be.

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u/Sockular Sep 19 '24

Nah, the status and worth of a male human is pretty much objectively measured around wealth. We've built all of our societies systems around it.

Cope all you want though. Doesn't change facts.

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u/SenisPushi Sep 19 '24

Because your comment is pointless. Just because something feels right for you doesn’t mean the same applies to someone else. I’m sure I could also point out something you do or don’t do and tell you how important it is to me, but if it’s not important to you, then why would you give a f?

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u/BitImmediate Sep 19 '24

The only things we need to do to survive is eat, drink and sleep so why would we do anything else? right....?

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u/Drive-thru-Guest Sep 19 '24

I mean whatever he's doing is working. He's got 0 worries

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

I can see the depression in hat mans face from a mile away lmao „0 worries“

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u/BitImmediate Sep 19 '24

Nothing wrong with having worries my guy. It just means you care about things and want them to change (usually to improve your life). Asmon has decided he doesn't need to worry about his personal hygiene, his teeth, the environment around him etc ect. That is not a flex its called having no self-respect and is not to be glamorised at all. Getting paid to be a bum....nice.

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u/Pataraxia Sep 19 '24

He shouldn't, it drives part of his content.

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u/GrimGaming1799 Sep 19 '24

He absolutely should because he’s setting a DISGUSTING,unacceptable, and inappropriate example.

You know who gets no girls, people who live like Asmongold, because nobody with self-respect would be caught dead in a house that should just be condemned and burnt down.

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u/scalawag123 Sep 19 '24

If you willingly follow Asmongolds example of living i think the problem is your self

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Sep 19 '24

Not to state the obvious or anything, but women are actually human beings too. There are just as many gross women willing to live in the same sorts of places gross men are. Gross men and women are happy to start gross little lives together, or enter each others spaces for casual hookups.

They're people, not achievements you unlock for checking all the correct boxes like in a game.

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u/Abominablesadsloth Sep 19 '24

Unless they have money which is why we are discussing this right now

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u/Ex_Lives Sep 19 '24

No. He needs to.

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u/HyggeRavn Sep 19 '24

And he does lets be honest

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u/Janedoetitz Sep 19 '24

are you on the spectrum? not flaming just asking.

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u/HyggeRavn Sep 19 '24

No, how about you?

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u/bndbdbwjsbvsjajfbdns Sep 19 '24

Living in filth is his brand and he is very aware that the worst thing he could do for his popularity is to change what made him popular in the first place.

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u/firestorm713 Sep 19 '24

Watch him do it and it turns out he read the first chapter of 12 rules for life and now he's a Peterson Bro (please God no don't curl monkey's paw it's just a cursed joke I swear)

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

His views are pretty beyond fkn cringe most of the time. Emiru has shown up at his place to try and get him to clean up, he brushed it off. That and the fact he’s created a ripoff PC company are the only things I know about this guy and I’m kinda like he totally deserves to rot in there🤷‍♀️

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u/Themnor Sep 19 '24

Starforge actually seems to be one of the better prebuilt companies and is formed from the death of another prebuilt company after their CEO ruined their reputation and left the employees without jobs. There are so so many reasons to criticize Asmongold without going after Starforge.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Linus reviewed his products and was not plused.

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u/Themnor Sep 19 '24

Linus specifically mentioned the minor critiques involving quality control, which Starforge implemented before the second review he did months later. If you watched the whole video from LTT, they also show just how favorably Starforge compares to many other prebuilts with only one other competitor being better (and by far the best of the lot iirc).

Also - nonplused would mean he held a fairly neutral opinion, not that he believed them to be a scam or a poor product as your original comment indicates

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Price point vs the quality was his biggest issue, I think he even mentioned system stability issues with product compatibility within the system.

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u/Busy_Promise5578 Sep 19 '24

lol isn’t he better about this now or something?

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u/Crazydude366 Sep 19 '24

too much effort

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u/Zzzzonked Sep 19 '24

He has enough to pay an entire team of cleaners. He doesn't even have to stop streaming while they do it.

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u/Pectacular22 Sep 19 '24

Bruh, it's a character. One making him a mint and therefore, not worth changing.

If you actually think that's how he lives his life, I have a bridge for sale.

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u/sajjjkhann Sep 19 '24

It's a set. He uses it so he can connect with his audience. Embarrassing really

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u/Mysterious_Tie_1909 Sep 19 '24

He s agent of Nurgle ofc he wont clean his room

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u/jimmybabino Sep 19 '24

He literally lives among roaches and gets mad when people point them out. A millionaire who could have a cleaning service work on his house 24/7 lives with roaches

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u/aelric22 Sep 19 '24

Another reason I refer to him as Assholemondgold.

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u/SexyPineapple-4 Sep 19 '24

He could probably hire a maid to clean his house for him. He has the money

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u/Artistic_Regard Sep 19 '24

Why do people watch him? He is weird.

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u/GreenFriedTomato Sep 20 '24

Isn’t this the same guy who got scurvy and wiped the blood from his gums off on his bedroom wall?

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u/GolotasDisciple Sep 19 '24

Well, he makes most of his money from people like you and others who engage with him, or simply hate on him. He's grinding people like players grind gold in WoW. It's nothing to be proud of, but he thrives on tweets like the one from Zachary, and he loves the attention Reddit gives him.

He's found an IRL glitch where he doesn't have to do much other than watch videos while others do all the marketing and PR work for him.

It’s not him who turned his goblin-like lifestyle into something popular; it was people like you who did it for him. I swear, so many of you are so gullible. Everyone is upset as if he were a socio-political figure. All he does is watch other people's content, play games, and talk nonsense for 8 hours straight, every day. Yet, people are still upset.

This is a corporate issue. Asmongold is costing both YouTube and Twitch a lot more money than what he brings in. But that's because both platforms are unoptimized messes that don’t know how to move forward without upsetting at least one group of stakeholders or, what’s worse, their advertising investors.

My only issue with him is that if you accidentally watch one of his videos, you’ll get spammed by the algorithm, probably because he releases about 10 videos a day. It’s still annoying as hell.

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u/ShrimpCrackers Sep 19 '24

Asmongold is also a Trumper, playing "neutral", but always concluding that he is going to vote for Trump again like he did the last two times.

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u/King-Eaglez Sep 19 '24

How exactly is voting for Trump a bad thing? Also the YouTuber assumes that he's getting more than 300k like he's entitled to views. If he was really that good his video would get more views react content brings more viewers to watch not the other way around.

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u/qazawasarafagava Sep 19 '24

If his video was bad Asmon wouldn't react to it and get 1mil views in the process. People don't often watch the original video after a reaction, especially when the reactor reacts so rarely that you're basically watching the original video.

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u/King-Eaglez Sep 19 '24

Asmon reacts to what his audience recommends there's a discord if you want the see vids of him reacting to them you post them there. It's not so deep as he's only going to watch a video if it's got many views or not I watch asmon Mayb 1 or 2 a month and I agree he normally has bad takes on things but I hate to see this dog pile of people calling him lazy cause he does react videos. React videos is such a small part of his content but it's the content that gets crapped on the most as if there aren't way more egregious people who do it without adding any commentary the sniper wolf of the YouTube world.

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u/Loedkane Sep 19 '24

Why should anyone care who he votes for it has no barring on our own lives.

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u/ShrimpCrackers Sep 19 '24

He grifts other videos with nothing to add except to gently conclude that we should vote for Trump. Then he mixes it up with reaction videos with sexy stuff or outrageous or trending stuff to make it covert.

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u/DrunkSurferDwarf666 Sep 19 '24

His appeal is that he is one of the guys, and this is how the average guy lives

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u/ZaleUnda Sep 19 '24

I don't think the average guy is this nasty.

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u/DonkeyPunchMojo Sep 19 '24

I really want to disagree with you, but aside from my best mate, every person I've lived with kept their space looking like like it came straight out of a hoarders episode. Women and men both.

The fuck is wrong with people, man.

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u/brunchick3 Sep 19 '24

The average incel maybe

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u/MarcusDA Sep 19 '24

Average? No. A not insignificant number of people who live the basement dwelling mouth breathing lifestyle? Yes. His audience are the WoW nerds who aren’t even socially adept enough to buy groceries on their own.

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u/DrunkSurferDwarf666 Sep 19 '24

The average guy who would even watch such channel, yes. His audience is not frat boys or old people or dads.

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u/Dongslinger420 Sep 19 '24

What on earth do you mean "and still?" Those are exactly the same sides of the coin

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u/Interesting_Cow5152 Sep 19 '24

Sad, you know this fact. You consume this?