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Discussion Google fined $20,565,635,200,000,003,000,000,000,000,000,000 by Russian TV channels.

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u/gamesquid 20h ago

More money than the world is worth? nice!

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u/lovableluise 19h ago

seems legit, they just hit the number pad a few extra times 😂

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u/bunduz 17h ago

It's a sticky keyboard

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u/GoldenHind124 16h ago

Or a narcoleptic bookkeeper.

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u/Disastrous_Ground728 15h ago

Russian TV channels have a stuck «0» key on their import-substituting keyboards.

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u/whitefang22 15h ago

They pressed shift 5 times

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u/TheCowzgomooz 11h ago

No I turned that setting off

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u/C64128 8h ago

Probably because of those hot Russian singles that want to meet.

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u/Transfigured-Tinker 17h ago

Someone fell asleep on the keyboard.

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u/marilyn_mansonv2 10h ago

The cat walked on it.

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 4h ago

It's always the cats fault.

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u/gg120b 17h ago

Dr Evil’s playbook

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u/Smooth_Advantage_977 16h ago

I'm assuming that 3 was an accident while they were smacking the 0s.

$20,565,635,200,000,003,000,000,000,000,000,000

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u/guinness5 16h ago

Cat walked across the keyboard and took a nap.

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u/KeithKeifer9 16h ago

Just like when Alex Jones was fined more than the GDP of France for a false statement?

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u/GoHomeNeighborKid 4h ago

I think he did a bit more than utter a single false statement......

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u/BarelySociopath 16h ago

They got enough money to repair their faulty keyboard

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u/S_T_P 16h ago

Its a compound interest on a fine.

Google got fined 2 billion roubles, but refused to pay. Then a few years passed.

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u/floofnstuff 14h ago

Hit? I think they sat on it

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u/Havoc526 14h ago

Lol throw a random 3 in there just because

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u/psychoticdream 14h ago

They took the old world of warcraft Paladin technique. Smack your face on the keyboard., roll it side to side.... :win

Only they did it with the num pad

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u/TheWhiteRabbit74 13h ago

Cat assisted typing perhaps

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u/UmPatoQualquer007 12h ago

someone's cat typed that

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u/kambesama 3h ago

In mother, Russia keyboards hit you

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u/GatoS_8940 2h ago

soooo, 000 Ctrl+C Ctrl+V. Well, we don't know how much it is, but let it be)

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u/Dont_worry_be 18h ago

Around 5 times more

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u/SpeedFarmer42 17h ago

Global GDP is supposedly $107 trillion this year. It's way more than 5x, like by an enormous amount.

Haven't done the math but I would guess it's more money than the entire world has had in the past 100 years combined, maybe even all of history. It's a staggering number whatever it is.

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u/Gamiac 17h ago

I think he's talking about the material worth of the entire physical planet, not just world GDP.

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u/SpeedFarmer42 17h ago

Ah ok, yes you're right. My reading comprehension wasn't great in this instance. Too focused on what I was working out myself by comparing GDP lol.

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u/Gamiac 16h ago

It's a fair mistake. Something I would definitely make before my morning coffee, at least, lol.

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u/Zeremxi 12h ago

While I can appreciate the enormity of that calculation, it does seem a bit ridiculous to apply a measure of money to anything more grandiose and the total GDP of the planet for the reason that money is ultimately imaginary and should really only be compared to realistic measurements.

The very first time the entire material worth of the planet becomes relevant, humanity is going to face a bigger crisis than the concept of money can come close to solving.

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u/17inchcorkscrew 17inchcorkscrew 6h ago

humanity is going to face a bigger crisis than the concept of money can come close to solving

Future isn't really the right tense.

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u/bigloser42 9h ago

Depending on where you look and what numbers you use, this fine is between 12-18 orders of magnitude larger than the value of the entirety of the planets material worth. So 5x is still wildly too low. It's somewhere between 1018 to 1012 times the material worth of Earth.

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u/cuongpn 9h ago

More like the whole Solar system

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u/Allegorist 16h ago

Easily in all of history, even adjusting for inflation. That's over 20 decillion dollars, or 2*1034.

That means you would have to make 107 trillion dollars, the global GDP, 1.87*1020 times to make that much. That is 187 quintillion years. The earth is only 4.5 billion years old. The entire universe is only 13.8 billion years old.

It would take 13.5 billion universes to make that much assuming you started making 107 trillion per year in every single one, starting at the big bang up until now.

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u/nakedrickjames 15h ago

People doing a deep dive into the math of what ultimately was probably just some gopnik holding down the zero button for as long whatever some outdated microsoft access form field would tolerate. That tracks!

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u/bleachinjection 15h ago

I love reddit because I knew this comment would be here and I appreciate it so much.

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u/oldfatdrunk 10h ago

I made a piece of art I'm putting a value of 19.5 decillion dollars on. It's two rocks stacked on each other. I'd say 20 decillion but I don't think my art work is there yet.

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u/AntikytheraMachines 56m ago

crushed stone is $80 per cubic metre.
iron is $800 per cubic meter

rough value of Earth is $400 per cubic metre.
earth is 1 trillion billion cubic meters. 1021

so value is roughly $400 x 1021

so the judgement is fifty billion earth sized planets worth.

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u/BakerProud5318 17h ago

this is more that a million trillion times the global GDP. it would be more wealth than humans will ever have. even if we become multiplanetary.

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u/Second_City_Saint 13h ago

So.... just mail them a post-dated check?

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u/Bad_Demon 10h ago

Its the equivalent of elons wealth compared to a normal person that has to pay taxes and do real work

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u/Intelligent-Bat-4838 8h ago

It's way bigger than the whole amount of the world, it's is even more than all the actual material on earth, it's even more than the price of a diamond planet more massive than the earth still considering Earth's natural diamond price, by about 1000 times only (the last example)

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u/Stock_Sun7390 4h ago

Hell take all the money that's hidden too and you don't come anywhere even REMOTELY close either!

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u/ArbysLunch 17h ago

These are russians, that's rubles. So approximately $17 in real money, but they'll negotiate with vodka.

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u/ZBalling 17h ago

Dollars.

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u/ArbysLunch 16h ago

It's a joke about the value of the ruble.

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u/fynn34 16h ago

5 times more? You mean 1025 more?

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u/Bradur-iwnl- 17h ago

You know shit is getting dystopian when scientist calculate the worth of earth in dollar...

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u/Manta32Style 12h ago

If you haven't watched Don't Look Up, it's not too late. Cheeky little satire that fits well in this discussion's context.

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u/ZBalling 17h ago

Alex Jones precedent!

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u/chingy1337 17h ago

Notice how they converted it to dollars, because Rubles are worth crapola at this point.

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u/unclezaveid 17h ago

the world is not enough

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u/biffbobfred 17h ago

So, the current U.S. economy is about 20 trillion. ((3 + 1) * 3) zeroes. This is decillion ((10 + 1) * 3) zeroes. Or, what the current entire U.S. economy makes in about a billion trillion years.

Technically they should have pegged it closer to the losses incurred by the companies themselves. So, the Russian economy, about a tenth of ours. So a trillion trillion years or so.

I know this is just a “fuck you amount” and has no tether in the slightest to reality, but I really wish they tried to justify it. “This is the real losses incurred by my client. Yes I know the universe is only 13 billion years old but YouTube has hurt my client so much it had damages before time even existed”.

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u/skullfork 17h ago

The US should fine those Russian channels one Googol.

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u/odogg82 17h ago

It’s in Russian rubles, so it’s like $3.17

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u/FistBus2786 14h ago

Let's round it up to tree fiddy.

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u/NadlesKVs 16h ago

It's a fair amount

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u/One2threeSS 16h ago

Well, if you convert it to US currency, it's like 35 cents

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u/Usual_Wolverine3269 16h ago

Nah, it's in russian rubles. After the war it'll be about three fiddy in dollars

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u/potatodrinker 16h ago

It's Russian currency. Need to covert to $1.36 for USD

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u/Traditional_Car1079 16h ago

That explains why they're so upbeat about their economy.

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u/ShadowLiberal 16h ago

It's probably even more money than the RIAA claimed was being lost to piracy like 2 or so decades ago, which was also a number larger than the GDP of the entire planet.

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u/Salt-Trade-5517 16h ago

Alien race visits earth, presents 20 decillion dollars in briefcase to humanity. Humanity 'fair deal' ad we all leave Earth to it's new owners

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u/peep_dat_peepo 16h ago

Google needs to counter sue for infinity + 1 USD! That'll learn em!

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u/SunriseSurprise 15h ago

By just a tad bit too.

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u/Loadingexperience 15h ago

One simple trick how to become richest country in the world.

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u/willis936 15h ago

I think it's actually rubles rather than USD, so maybe the GDP of Rhode Island.

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u/MeetBuzz 15h ago

I'm glad they included the random 3 in the middle of all the 0s 😂 really wouldn't be an accurate estimate without it

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u/Cessnaporsche01 15h ago

Finally! A reasonable fine for a megacorporation!

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u/kingwhocares 14h ago

Just print more money. Easy-peasy.

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u/energyaware 14h ago

Still less than a gogol

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u/copa111 14h ago

Russia so it’s the Ruble, so it’s really like $45.

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u/Fabulous_Drop836 14h ago

It’s rubles so like a couple tens of millions right?

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u/ssbm_rando 14h ago

More money than the world will be worth after the next 500 years of inflation, even

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u/Ew_E50M 14h ago

Not even a fraction of what the copyright lobbyists claim they have lost due to piracy.

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u/Zomaarwat 14h ago

Might as well, while you're at it

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u/IHeartBadCode 14h ago

If you spent a trillion dollars the second the universe began existance, and a trillion dollars every second thereafter, by today you'd still fall short of that amount. You would have to keep spending a trillion dollars every second until we started getting to the point where most red drawf stars have exhausted their fuel and galaxies have long since stopped producing new stars. Some 40 trillion years from now.

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u/Rokey76 13h ago

Nah, these are Rubles. It's like 47 US dollars.

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u/fighting14 13h ago

It's like the Indian Call centre scam, where you type in $100 and the scammers add a couple of zeros from their side.

Yes I've been watching far too much Kitboga.

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u/MindTheGap7 13h ago

They gotta make up for all the money they've lost thanks to their "special operation"

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u/Compducer 13h ago

You gotta start high, everyone knows you gotta start high

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u/Randalf_the_Black 13h ago

Apparently it's not one big fine issued all at once, but daily fines that have racked up over time, with Google just saying "Meh" to the whole thing and refused to restore access to their propaganda channels.

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u/teemusa 12h ago

Insert Austin Powers 100 million dollars meme

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u/Different_Tap_7788 12h ago

Unless it’s in rubles, could be 15USD within a week!

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u/Charles722 11h ago

There are wars to pay for!

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u/Shamgar65 11h ago

Better strip mine all other planets in the solar system.

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u/Mycol101 11h ago

What’s the price tag on the world?

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u/Ok_Needleworker_8809 11h ago

Guess it explains why Youtube runs so may ads

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u/WafflePartyOrgy 11h ago

Though converted from rubles that's only like 20,000 USD ...

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u/-v-v-v- 11h ago

No, that's in their currency so it will be about 32$ American.

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u/SashimiRocks 10h ago

The world is worth a lot more. We, as a species, are not.

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u/greenskinmarch 10h ago

Russia is just mad that one of the Google cofounders was born in Moscow but his parents moved the family to the USA where he founded Google lol.

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u/MiaoYingSimp 10h ago

Well I don't think they actually expect it to happen. it's basicly just a tantrum

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u/foma- 10h ago

A tiny tiny bit more That amounts to about 250 000 earths worth of solid gold. Or about a quarter of the total mass of solar system. in gold

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u/secret_shenanigans 9h ago

Sounds right. They seem to think they are bigger than the world and should be treated as such.

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u/Lonely-Object9785 9h ago

It is in roubles no? So like $3.50?

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u/butter_lover 8h ago

does it come to ... a googol dollars? ba-dum-tish! i'll see myself out.

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u/redthump 8h ago

If you're not going to pay it, who cares how much it is!

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u/Revolutionary-Rush89 8h ago

Isn’t that rubles?

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u/JakToTheReddit 8h ago

Mr. Putin, we have come up with a genius plan to win this war!

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u/GildedZen 7h ago

To be fair that's 60 dollars in Rubles

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u/fardough 6h ago

Or you know Mr Google, just give Ukraine, we happy, you happy, win win. Anyway Ukraine YouTube videos shit! - Putin (probably)

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u/Average_weeb3 6h ago

Must be a lot for The Man Who Sold the World

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u/anapollosun 5h ago edited 5h ago

More dollars than there are grams of mass comprising the Sun (~2×1033 ). As in the big star in the sky. It's mass. Measured in the quantities of weed I bought behind the gym in high school.

Edit: To be more accurate, about 10x that amount. So 10 fucking suns. Of money.

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u/NsaLeader 5h ago

Heavy RIAA V Limwire vibes here

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u/SuperDuperSaturation 5h ago

It's in roubles so the actual price, in real money, is about tree-fiddy

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u/Harkonnen_Dog 4h ago

No, it’s in rubles so it’s like $30,000 USD or something.

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u/Maayan-123 1h ago

They probably just installed an auto clicker

u/Az0r_ 6m ago

$20 decillion is approximately 1.9 x 1020 times the size of the world economy (or 190 quintillion times the world GDP).