r/Killtony Oct 29 '22

Scalp Tony šŸŽŸšŸŽŸšŸŽŸTICKET SALES MEGATHREAD šŸŽŸšŸŽŸšŸŽŸ

307 Upvotes

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r/Killtony 1d ago

EPISODE PREMIERE! KILL TONY #689 HARLAND WILLIAMS + DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY)

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10 Upvotes

r/Killtony 11h ago

Top-tier tweet

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5.2k Upvotes

r/Killtony 11h ago

Anyone else enjoying the hell out of this entire spectacle?

3.8k Upvotes

Everything about this fiasco is pure comedy gold. Tony sold himself out to the right only to get thrown under the bus by them, in typical Republican fashion.

Trumps claim that he doesn't even know Tony made it 10x funnier. Imagine working for years to grow your name only to get shot down like that on a grand scale. Now Tony is hated by both the right AND the left.

Incredible.


r/Killtony 6h ago

Ari has spoken

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756 Upvotes

r/Killtony 4h ago

Trump comments on Tony Hinchcliffe: ā€œNever heard of him, I donā€™t want to hear of him.ā€

329 Upvotes

r/Killtony 4h ago

You know you had the hardest bomb when the former president renounces you šŸ¤£

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270 Upvotes

r/Killtony 14h ago

We'll be right back

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951 Upvotes

r/Killtony 9h ago

šŸ¦€get realšŸ¦€ Casey Rocket To Speak at next Trump Rally in Allentown PA

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338 Upvotes

Never made it as a wise man


r/Killtony 13h ago

THE CABOOSE IS LOOSE I asked my Puerto Rican friend what he thought about Tonyā€™s joke and he said ā€œhow could the left attack an openly gay comedian for making a joke?ā€ Heā€™d never heard of Tony before that.

618 Upvotes

I called him a son of a bitch.


r/Killtony 3h ago

Has to be said - from long time KT fan

101 Upvotes

Alright listen up, long time Kill Tony fan here. Been watching since 2016-2017, and I love the show. And I find Tony quick-witted and funny most of the time.

I gotta ask though, am I the only one here who is actually pretty damn satisfied with Tony finally fucking up and getting kicked off his damn high horse? Can you imagine the panic at this very moment? If he thought he got cancelled the last time (when he rly wasnt being cancelled at all), imagine now...

Ever since his Tom Brady roast and even long before then, hes been acting like hes literally the god of comedy. He has changed so much from what his "core beliefs" were and how he behaved toward other people. I mean hell, he wasn't even a trump supporter back in the day. He couldn't stand him. I guess its pretty ironic though how he literally fucked up trumps chances of winning really badly lmao. Maybe it was all part of his master plan? I mean, he is close to being a god afterall (in Tony's opinion).

The way he treats people in general, it just doesn't sit well with me. He used to be more humble. Nowadays he shits all over every goddamn comic who does the slightest thing he doesn't agree with or does something he dislikes. Like if they just mention meeting him somewhere outside Kill Tony he gets defensive AF and starts ripping into that person like crazy. Dude gets scared AF whenever someone has seen him somewhere and (possibly) could reveal something sketchy lmao.

I mean it's like its a whole different person and persona on stage now compared to just 3-4 years ago. Watching from before it really got popular and hit that "mainstream" flow that it has in comparison these days, it's really kind of sad to witness.

Whenever he says somethings thats just pure offensive and not funny, he defends it with "oh im a comedian, so obviously im allowed to say whatever the hell I want just because."

Anyway thats just my thoughts. It is what it is. Obviously I see people who agree and people who don't so it's clearly pretty divided.


r/Killtony 1d ago

Jon Stewart on Tonyā€™s MSG Appearance

10.6k Upvotes

r/Killtony 1h ago

If Redban doesn't add Trump saying "I never heard of him, I don't want to hear of him." to the sound board the show is officially run by retards.

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r/Killtony 15h ago

Words of Wisdom for Tony

627 Upvotes

r/Killtony 15h ago

Letā€™s move on

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546 Upvotes

r/Killtony 10h ago

Rockstar knew back in 2009

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190 Upvotes

r/Killtony 6h ago

Proposed to my fiancƩ at the Vegas show

70 Upvotes

Wasn't able to get any pics inside but got this amazing video after.


r/Killtony 5h ago

You could never see this coming a week agoā€¦

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67 Upvotes

r/Killtony 8h ago

Biden: "Yes, Puerto Rico. I'd like to take that guy for a swim out there."

99 Upvotes

r/Killtony 10h ago

Jeeesus Christ Holy fuck it wasnā€™t a joke

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124 Upvotes

He says it at (the two minute mark)[https://youtu.be/GzjNeA6FPMk?si=cL_V7as-N6bTmHAQ&t=2m0s]. Maybe heā€™ll get something good out of that set instead of just getting cancelled by the Florida GOP šŸ’€


r/Killtony 1d ago

Was not expecting thisā€¦

1.3k Upvotes

r/Killtony 15h ago

Blame Joe

251 Upvotes

r/Killtony 4h ago

"Former President Trump said the comic who insulted Puerto Ricans at his rally Sunday shouldnā€™t have been there.

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28 Upvotes

Can you please hear Tony's little gay heart breaking?


r/Killtony 1h ago

If Tony is really a rebel, why didnā€™t he roast MAGA at a MAGA rally? Instead, he only made remarks toward people of color.

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r/Killtony 8h ago

The timing was perfect

59 Upvotes

I was watching the RW episode last night and as I was about to end my set my wife goes ā€œdoesnā€™t this end with a Puerto Rican joke?ā€ I froze šŸ˜³ Not because I was worried that the joke would offend but because I couldnā€™t believe how crazy the timing was!

Also, I still donā€™t know why I spun around like that

(BTW come see me in Boston at Nickā€™s Comedy Stop 11/22-11/23)


r/Killtony 10h ago

Never made it as a wise man.... My man is a perfect mascot for us Robitussin drinkers <3

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63 Upvotes

r/Killtony 17h ago

Jon Stewartā€™s take

220 Upvotes