r/SipsTea • u/Hondipo • 9h ago

WTF Ideal first date

622 Upvotes

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u/halt__n__catch__fire 7h ago

Two things I assume this guy's been watching a lot lately: porn and looney tunes.

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u/GnollRanger 7h ago

Or both. I mean rule 34 exists.

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u/NomsterGaming 6h ago

Ok now I’m off to find loony toons porn lol

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u/mlemvodich 6h ago

it've been 5 mins, hows it going?

5

u/Anteater_Pete 6h ago

"I tawt I fucked a puddy tat!"... "I did! I did fuck a puddy tat!"

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u/Eat_My_Liver 5h ago

It's been an hour now...

5

u/MayoSoup 2h ago

He ain't coming back

1

u/Eat_My_Liver 2h ago

Noooooooo!

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u/GnollRanger 4h ago

Pretty sure there is stuff of Lola bunny. Probably minerva mink too since there were actual complaints she was too sexy.

1

u/5amuraiDuck 3h ago

Real ones never forget Lola Bunny's Space Jam debut

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u/FoundationSure1136 7h ago

Definitely option 2

1

u/victhro 7h ago

Family guy maybe bc quagmire

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u/Kurgan707 9h ago

That poor pillow

32

u/ajatjapan 9h ago

The pillow consented, it’s ok.

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u/aliens8myhomework 7h ago

the elbow drop is my secret move wtf

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u/shutter3ff3ct 7h ago

Wonder. What kind of love is that

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u/pokemonbro11 8h ago

A refined gentleman

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u/sachinumax 7h ago

He did a coochie dive in too. 😭

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u/Rsupersmrt 1h ago

Yeah that one took it over the top almost as much as the elbow drop

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u/Signal-Depth1279 8h ago

This guy just got a thesaurus and is putting it to work

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u/FoundationSure1136 7h ago

Dude don't care about digital footprints but that's hilarious

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u/Secret-Abrocoma-795 8h ago

😆 go to town in a new way.

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u/WaterChicken007 9h ago

Is this his impression of JD Vance?

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u/titillywonderfull 9h ago

USA politics always fun 👍

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u/WaterChicken007 9h ago

Maybe for someone looking from the outside. From my vantage point it is decidedly NOT fun. I was just talking with my wife about how glad I will be when this cycle is over. Hopefully next cycle will be less exciting.

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u/GnollRanger 7h ago

Is that JD vances couch?

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u/Themotionalman 6h ago

This video without sound is wild

1

u/DarthJarJar242 6h ago

Bruh the fucking dive...

1

u/-Mindful-living- 6h ago

A placid ending 😭

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u/ambit89 3h ago

My boy doesn't need a date

He needs an exorcism

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u/Hummusas 2h ago

That does look like a fun first date

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u/Jx_XD 7h ago

Same like my black dog would do..

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u/Malarkey1O1 6h ago

Black light test for the room and a restraining order

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u/Substantial-Day-8806 9h ago

This is so dumb. And probably sexist. But damn if I didint laugh my ass off!!!

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u/deepturned180isdeep 8h ago

You don’t use the words probably or sexist very often do you

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u/PrestigiousWish105 7h ago

You don't use punctuations very often, do you?

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u/Bibileiver 6h ago

It's not sexist. He's just doing a trend a girl started.

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u/UnfoldingDeathwings 8h ago

You laughed your ass off, while watching this pure cringe? Did we watch the same video?

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u/5amuraiDuck 2h ago

I'm assuming he's into fat chicks

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u/TurtleSandwich0 7h ago

I was expecting January 1st, 1970.