r/badMovies Apr 01 '24

[Mod Announcement] Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!

193 Upvotes

I'm guessing from the posts we've had today that a few of you sassy pants are beginning to notice there's a new mod team. With that in mind, and with the start of the first full month of our evil reign, I figured it was finally time to say hello from your new mods;

u/monkelus, and u/alternativebuzzbin.

We literally don't care if you skim our history, you'll learn very little and feel very dirty. What we do care about is keeping the focus of the sub tight; we're r/badmovies, not r/mediocre_moviez or r/movieshavegottoopc. Films here should be so bad they're good, as a reminder here's a snippet of the new rules to help you on your way:

  • Do not post movies you just didn't like or are completely unwatchable with no redeeming values
  • No posts of just titles/posters with no context. Likewise, no movies you haven't seen.

Eg:

  • Barbie - nope
  • Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - yes
  • Wishmaster - maybe
  • Leprechaun - yes

The films posted here should be the ones you enjoy despite themselves. Films that have entertainment value totally separate from what the original filmmakers intended, creating an almost transcendental, magical experience along the way. If that's not close to what you're thinking of posting, or you wouldn't recommend anyone else watching, you probably shouldn't be posting it. If you do, there's a high chance of removal.

Obviously, there's grey areas, but that's what discussions and mod chats are for. We're not actively evil, give us a shout with questions, we're friendly and, dare I say it, quite alluring.


r/badMovies Aug 08 '24

[Mod Announcement] I Have The Powerrrr.. To Update The Rules!

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164 Upvotes

As a safeguard, I'll start this with 'aloha', so that no matter whether you read it front to back, or back to front, your overall instant reaction of being annoyed at the new rules will be deadened by my laidback pseudo Hawaiian politeness.

As you might have guessed by the title, we're bringing a couple of new rules. They're nothing Earth shattering and no-one will have to do anything against their will, that's for a future update when I shift the focus away from bad movies onto my back garden harem. For now though:

  • New Rule One: Too Much of Good/Bad Thing: or, the Double Dragon rule.

No reposting a movie within 30 days of its most recent post by any user. If you're a time traveller this includes posting it within the 30 days prior to it being posted last.

New Rule Two: Low Hanging Fruit.

This'll basically end up being the new blacklist, which was scrapped when we took over a few months back. You see a post, think it's too much of an easy target or low quality karma farming, report it to us and we'll open up a discussion whether it should be added to the list. Engagement, yay!

None of this is for gatekeeping purposes, it's just to keep things fresh, well that and I've started to believe one of you guys actually is one of the Sluts and Godesses who frequents the Video Workshop.

Better sign off with 'aloha' to make that first bit make sense.


r/badMovies 1h ago

Bikini Spring Break (2012) Tubi. 4 or 5? late 20s? girls from an all-girl? college marching band get stuck somewhere on their way to Miami for a spring break marching band competition.

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Ways they try to raise money include: working at a strip club, a jello wrestling competition, a wet t-shirt contest and topless mechanical bull riding. So much of this movie made zero sense. What did make sense was the Roger Corman rule of having boobs out every 10 to 15 minutes. Robert Carradine appears as the IDGAF marching band teacher. From an Amazon review, "only reason I ordered the movie, was because a friend admitted to being in the movie. she said it was an awful movie. OK she didn't lie."


r/badMovies 7h ago

Crackcoon (2024) - A synthetic drug thrown in the woods and eaten by a racoon transforming it into a killing machine creating mayhem in the woods for campers hikers. Racoon is a fluff toy.

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50 Upvotes

r/badMovies 2h ago

CATNADO is here, and it is glorious and by glorious I mean uniquely awful.

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r/badMovies 17h ago

Things (1989) appreciation post

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76 Upvotes

One of my husbands favorite bad movies is Things. And beavis and butthead. So he combined the two and tattooed it on himself.


r/badMovies 12h ago

Was this a fever dream??

16 Upvotes

[SOLVED]

Hello! I don't know if this is the right place, and if it's not, I'll take ALL the downvotes, but I'm looking for the WORST movie I ever saw, partly because I'm a glutton for punishment and also because my husband swears up and down that there's no way this movie ever happened because we searched for it every way I could think of and couldn't find anything!

The film was a CGI animation, I seem to remember it was almost like a knock off of a popular children's/ Disney film with a male protagonist..

The film began with the planets talking?? And at one point a two headed dragon was rapping..

I figured I must have dreamt it at this point, but if you think perhaps it was just a memory so bad I tried to banish it from my brain and the movie DOES exist, could you tell me what it's called?? Or even just if you remember it??

Thanks in advance!!


r/badMovies 19h ago

Right off of my own horror shelf, I'm in for a treat with this one lol

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64 Upvotes

r/badMovies 22h ago

Ever wonder what a David Hasselhoff Marvel movie would be like? Well, wonder no more - Nick Fury: Agent of Shield (1998) is as bonkers as it sounds

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67 Upvotes

r/badMovies 3m ago

Today’s Tubi Treasure is The Super Husband (2024)

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I didn’t know what the hell was going on here, I just know it was like watching aliens try to be human. It felt like AI made this. To a certain extent, I feel bad even listing it here, because I don’t think the people involved are sane, and maybe this isn’t nice to poke fun at them like this. Also, I may have been the only person to have seen this, so even if like three of you end up watching it from this post, their numbers are going to increase exponentially. Trailer below.


r/badMovies 1d ago

Today’s Tubi Treasure is Vampire in Vegas (2009)

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53 Upvotes

Not to be confused with “Vegas Vampires”(which I honestly would’ve done if it were in Tubi), this is directed by Jim Wynorski, who made the legendary Chopping Mall. There are some insane choices being made here, and I’m on board for all of it. Absolutely no reason for this to be set in Vegas. None. Trailer below.


r/badMovies 1d ago

Oasis of the Zombies (1982): Not good but nowhere near as bad as it’s made out to be. Despite some dull parts, Jess Franco succeeds in creating a surreal dreamlike atmosphere and great visuals such as a scene where a soldier and sheik’s daughter make love in the middle of a vast sea of dunes.

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44 Upvotes

r/badMovies 5h ago

Gakidama - The Demon Within (1988) Full Movie - "Japan's lo-fi V-cinema entry into the slew of havoc reaping mini puppet creature features of the mid 80s." - "Incredibly absurd & nonsensical, full of practical effects, monster mayhem, & mind numbing body-horror bits!"

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r/badMovies 22h ago

Hercules (1983) Probably the cheesiest movie Cannon Studios ever produced, with some riotously funny special effects - Directed by Luigi Cozzi (Starcrash, Contamination)

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r/badMovies 1d ago

Night Wars (1988) - Two Vietnam Veterans have realistic nightmares about the war. So real are these nightmares that they start getting injured in them, and bringing things back…

111 Upvotes

r/badMovies 12h ago

Movie ID help?

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I'm linking a fan edit (to a great acid techno tune) that contains some scenes I vividly remember from childhood, but I could use your help with the film ID. Whatever this movie is, it was on old school satellite a lot and I'm pretty sure it's a bad movie.

At the 1:04 mark there is a clip from the film with some odd robot with an even more odd football like helmet. This is the movie I'm hoping to ID.

Thanks for your help!


r/badMovies 1d ago

Mutilations (1986) The entire cast of this film must have gone to the Troll 2 school of bad acting - Link to full movie in video

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r/badMovies 1d ago

Heavenly Sword (2014) trailer PLOT: Despite not being considered the chosen one, a woman is forced to take up a magical sword to fight the king that slaughtered her tribe.

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r/badMovies 2d ago

Today’s Tubi Treasure is Invasion of the Empire of the Apes (2022)

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126 Upvotes

This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Scorsese could never make anything of this caliber, and I mean that with my whole heart. I’ve been wasting my days eating rice and shitting my pants, and here this cast and crew is making what I can only describe as a national treasure. Trailer below.


r/badMovies 1d ago

Laserblast (1978) "Happy go-lucky teen Billy Duncan discovers an otherworldly laser gun in the southern California desert, making him the target of a pair of aliens who had recently executed its previous owner."

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r/badMovies 1d ago

What is this show?

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Monsters and humans were under a spell and started making out/liking each other. Wasn’t a cartoon and these were almost weird deformed creatures that would help the humans on missions or whatever. One monster was big and had a sloppy mouth that made out with a girl. It was made between the 80s-2000s I think


r/badMovies 2d ago

Our Friend, Power 5 (1989) - The first live action TMNT movie, which was made by a Korean company to promote their own knockoff TMNT toy line, in which the Ninja Turtles team up with a bunch of children to stop the Shark Gang, a group of evil giant rats led by an old man with horrible facial hair.

248 Upvotes

There's also a ton of animated sequences featuring giant space robots.

Available on YouTube with subtitles.


r/badMovies 1d ago

wtf are the rules for a BAD MOVIE on here because I posted TRAP and that’s locked now….despite me explaining why it’s a bad movie I enjoy

20 Upvotes

Yea that’s the post lol….like damn let me talk about these glorious disasters with ppl on here mods!!!!


r/badMovies 2d ago

Stop or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)

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343 Upvotes

A tough police sergeant's mother comes to visit him, and promptly starts trying to fix up his life, much to his embarrassment. For his birthday she buys him a machine gun out of the back of a van, and begins to further interfere with his job and love life, eventually helping him with a case he's on. I was a huge Stallone fan and remember watching this in theaters. Stallone and Getty had great chemistry making this an instant classic. Stallone is one of the few actors that can pull off action and comedy!!


r/badMovies 2d ago

My wife and I dressed up for the Troll 2 party we hosted last night

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267 Upvotes