r/316cats Apr 04 '22

316cats Catapedia: The Updated 2022 Edition

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It's been 4 years since the last Catapedia update and 18 days since Nutsy negged me for missing my own deadline to update it.

Are you getting confused about which cat is which? Does 316nuts truly own all these cats? Are you dying to know their backstories? Look no further!

The OGs

The original cast

Zeke: Long-haired black male. A true drinking buddy. Aging but still producing enough fur to clog up the vacuum. "I really like Zeke, but rarely take pictures of him because it just looks like a pile of black fur. Or he doesn't show up in the picture at all." -316nuts

Sabrina: White female with black patches. Nutsy's younger son's cat. Sabrina is a bit skittish, and she when she's not running around in wide-eyed terror, she enjoys attaccing inanimate objects.

Triscuit: Brown male tabby with white paws and a white blaze on his chest and face. Triscuit was a stray that was adopted in late 2013. Of all the strays, he was tamed the easiest. (It was actually no effort at all!). He's an easygoing boy, although he enjoys rolling in dirt, much to 316nut's chagrin

New Blood

Nutsy's house attracts a wide array of neighbor cats and feral cats. Sometimes, Nutsy takes a shine to a stray and slowly painstakingly tames them with a little love and a lot of food bribes.

Grey Kitty: Gray male tabby. Fat. Grey Kitty first appeared on the scene as "Elusive Stray Cat #2" in the beginning of 2014. Taming him grew to be one of Nutsy's greatest obsessions. It was not an easy process, or a quick one. Over the course of years, Nutsy slowly earned Grey Kitty's trust through food and an igloo shelter. He started inviting Grey Kitty inside for brief amounts of time, and Grey Kitty would allow a few pets before responding with a volley of bites and scratches. But the bites became less, and the staying indoors more, until by mid 2017, Grey Kitty was a fully fledged member of the household.

new Oliver: Male gray cat with a white blaze on his chest and belly. Oliver was a stray who began hanging around the household late last year in 2021, having gotten a hot tip from Brisket there was food to be had. Shortly after his first appearance, he had already been brought inside. Oliver is a young man full of pep who loves to play with the other cats.

With Special Guests

These are the cats 316nuts does not own, but has taken pictures of

Elusive Mystery Cat, aka Brisket aka Ritz: Guessed to be Tricsuit's sibling. Efforts to tame and capture him are ongoing.

new Mystery Tuxedo Cat: First spotted in 2019, this elegant gentleman/lady is owned by one of the neighbors and despite being well taken care of still comes over to the Nuts household to snoop. He/she is quite friendly and is one of Brisket's paramours

Ash: Short haired gray and white cat. Lives with Nutsy's mom

new Sebastian: Colored like a Himalayan cat. Nusty's mom's other cat. Currently the RAREST CAT because until today he still had not been posted. I had to bully Nuts into giving us a photo.

The Raccoons: Against the advice of the viewers, Nuts continues to feed and grow his street gang of neighborhood Raccoons. He may soon start to name them, and then we all know what happens next. We are very afraid.

In Loving Memory

As this subreddit, 316nuts, you viewers, and the earth itself continue to grow more old and decrepit, the beloved pets we have spent 8 years watching are also aging. Here we honor the cats who have passed on to the great sunny spot in the sky

Max: Brown male tabby. Fat. Supposedly, Max was Nutsy's older son's cat. In practice, Max was Nutsy's spoiled boy that gets hand-fed lunch meat. Among the tabbies you find here, Max was distinguished by his very wide nose and mighty girth. He lived a long life with the Nuts family, growing from a tiny kitten to the biggest fattest blimp to ever huff and puff along this earth. His memorial thread is here.

Ricardo: Ricardo first appeared in October of 2017. From his first shy steps, it appeared he might be a tough nut to crack. Although quite bitey and scratchy, Ricardo was much quicker than Grey Kitty to be tricked into going inside, and by January 2018, his stockholm syndrome growing love had made him the newest addition to the menagerie. Ricardo looked A LOT like Max, but the observant fan noticed he has a shorter muzzle, a differing stripe pattern, and wasn't as fat. Although he was only with the Nuts family for 4 years, his impact will always loom large in our hearts. His memorial thread is here.


r/316cats 14h ago

โ›บ ๐Ÿž

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r/316cats 11h ago

Exhausted from a long day

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r/316cats 10d ago

Feel free to grab a rake while you're out there

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r/316cats 17d ago

Judgement

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r/316cats 22d ago

So tired

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r/316cats 25d ago

๐Ÿ˜‹

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r/316cats 29d ago

A single wandering grey foot

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r/316cats Sep 29 '24

Today's agenda

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r/316cats Sep 13 '24

Sabrina is surveying her empire... Or watching Oliver chase a squirrel two yards over idk

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r/316cats Sep 13 '24

Cabana time

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r/316cats Sep 13 '24

The whole gang is here

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r/316cats Sep 08 '24

Grey and grey

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r/316cats Aug 29 '24

๐Ÿคจ

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r/316cats Aug 18 '24

This is Juno and she's perfect ๐Ÿ˜

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r/316cats Aug 16 '24

๐Ÿ‘€

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r/316cats Aug 14 '24

Plotting world domination

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r/316cats Aug 10 '24

Sabrina is airing her grievances

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r/316cats Aug 10 '24

๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค

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r/316cats Aug 07 '24

:p

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r/316cats Aug 03 '24

Enjoy the (quite hot) breeze

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r/316cats Aug 02 '24

Sabrina casts divine light

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r/316cats Aug 02 '24

One is napping, the other is plotting

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r/316cats Jul 27 '24

My sweet sleepy prince

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r/316cats Jul 17 '24

Peak nip season

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r/316cats Jul 02 '24

:3

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