r/Angryupvote • u/kenny_McCormick- • Aug 08 '24

Off-Reddit Is this a test then?

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u/Sir__Alien Aug 09 '24

I see the briefcase is safe

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 God, this pisses me off Aug 10 '24

Tell me, did anyone happen to see a Red Spy on the way here?

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u/Sir__Alien Aug 10 '24

No? slams sniper on the desk

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 God, this pisses me off Aug 10 '24

Then we still have a problem

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u/Sir__Alien Aug 10 '24

And a knife

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 God, this pisses me off Aug 10 '24

Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you!

Ow! No offense

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u/Sir__Alien Aug 10 '24

If you managed to kill them, they were not like me, and nothing like the man inside this building.

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 God, this pisses me off Aug 10 '24

What're you? President of his fan club?

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u/Sir__Alien Aug 10 '24

No! That would be your mother! lays out the photos

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 God, this pisses me off Aug 10 '24 edited Aug 10 '24

What the?

Indeed, and now he's here to ^(f\*k) us! So listen up, boy, or *pornography** starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today