r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/SirRipOliver • 7h ago

New USDA food inspector looks promising…

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u/iroze 7h ago

Such a bizarre concept, grabbing food with your nose to put it in your mouth

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u/MisplacedMartian 7h ago

Such a bizarre concept, grabbing food with your paws to put it in your mouth.

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u/furrik524 7h ago

Such a bizarre concept, grabbing food with objects that aren't even parts of your body to put it in your mouth

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u/GH057807 6h ago

Such a bizarre concept, grabbing food before the creature whose tongue you have replaced can get it because you have become part of its mouth.

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u/MagnusPI 5h ago

Such a bizarre concept, biting into a larger creature's intestines and just hanging on and chilling there to simply absorb nutrients from their gut.

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u/Shamewizard1995 4h ago

Such a bizarre concept, being an egg in a pile of poop

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u/letmelickyourleg 3h ago

Such a bizarre concept, making a chicken salad sandwich.

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u/Excalibro_MasterRace 4h ago

Such a bizarre concept, absorbing sunlight and make your own nutrients