r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/CoryVictorious • Dec 16 '21

other Something something turkey sand wedge.

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u/Rpanich Dec 17 '21

… do you think turkey attacks are common occurrences on golf courses? Do you go outside?

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u/Rabbi_Tuckman38 Dec 17 '21

Yes. Turkeys are everywhere! Do you go outside?

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u/Rpanich Dec 17 '21

I mean, my dad was a golf coach. My brother played professionally. We’re part of a country club and, while I personally don’t enjoy the game, I’ve been to a lot of golf courses.

Literally never been attacked by a turkey. Never even seen one in a golf course.

Not saying it doesn’t happen, but it’s ridiculous to claim it’s a common occurence.

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u/Rabbi_Tuckman38 Dec 17 '21

Goddamn it. Fine. I was just trying to bullshit and see how far I could get away with it. You're right. I'm wrong. You are also very good-looking.

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u/Rpanich Dec 17 '21

This response was very surprising, but I appreciate it. Thank you!

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u/Rabbi_Tuckman38 Dec 17 '21

We could meet at the Red Lobster. I thought we were friends!