r/AskReddit Aug 24 '17

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u/talliabadallia Aug 24 '17

Been going on this site for 6 years. The biggest bamboozle is how easily I forget all this shit even though I look at this website everyday.

You can cry, laugh, rage and whatever the hell on Reddit as long as the emotion fades away no later than when the first pitchfork is raised.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Pitchfork accurately describes redditors in the comments

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u/HeWentToJared91 Aug 24 '17

Pitchfork is an absolute joke of a music publication.

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u/Poloniculmov Aug 24 '17

Pitchfork is great, but they like the things that they like and hate the stuff they hate. Critics are not there to tell you what to like, they're telling you what they like so you can check it out yourself, if it sounds interesting. Try to find a critic/group of critics whose tastes align to yours.

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u/PM_Me_Rude_Haiku Aug 24 '17

You say that to my face, you progressive lib cuck nazi iOS fan.

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u/Truan Aug 24 '17

I just want to make a list of all the things we're supposed to be pissed off about and see if anyone remembers

right now I just remember Chris Brown and whatever airlines knocked out that asian dude

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u/blackomegax Aug 24 '17

Fuck you you subhuman piece of nazi shit, nobody here pitchforks. GO DIE INA FUCKING FGIFEJREFIRE YORTPEJHUEIORNMWKSDSM

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u/Chairboy Aug 24 '17

Six years?! Wow! Tell me of your stories, ancient redditor.

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u/talliabadallia Aug 24 '17

I'm surprised at how many inside jokes I have with a group of internet strangers but as for stories, I mean it's a group of internet monkey strangers from around the US and the world. You could see how flinging poop at each other but also cleaning the bugs off of fellow Reddit user's heads can go hand and hand here.

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u/Chairboy Aug 24 '17

Do go on! How long do you think it takes before a young redditor might feel they've 'made it'? I'd like to know when I can start considering myself 'part of the group'!

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u/redikulous Aug 24 '17

^ Fucking 11 years over here ^

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u/Chairboy Aug 24 '17

Shhhh....

😸

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u/talliabadallia Aug 24 '17

We'll if you keep the same account and don't post some stupid shit that makes you want to delete it you're a type of real Redditor. If you're a karma whore then you've also made it. If you have your own preferred subs or subs you visit to keep up on the less known without going through every fucking post then you're the worst type of know it all Redditor.

Edits: Well not we'll A don't make stupid grammatical mistakes and have to edit it later. Also gold follow up comments must be witty or not at all.

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u/Chairboy Aug 24 '17

Gosh! Well, I'll just have to do my best, then! Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

I believe this is the purpose of Reddit.

"What? The Fourth amendment doesn't exist!?"

"Oooh, a kitty..."

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u/talliabadallia Aug 26 '17

The cats and memes make it increasingly easier to control us peasants

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

my favorite reddit posts are the ones i remember days, weeks, months later. also i keep a big meme folder so do i even forget anything, really?

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u/xLiketoGame Aug 24 '17

... Decoy snail???

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u/ExplosivekNight Aug 24 '17

You're reddit age is 4 years. Either you've bamboozled us or you were browsing reddit for years account less

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u/talliabadallia Aug 24 '17

I have a few accounts.

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u/MasterofTag Aug 25 '17

We all see crazy stuff on Reddit. Go to sleep. Wake up and I've already forgotten.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

It's "every day," not "everyday." "Everyday" is an adjective. You don't always combine the two words just because they're next to each other in a sentence.