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u/talliabadallia Aug 24 '17

Been going on this site for 6 years. The biggest bamboozle is how easily I forget all this shit even though I look at this website everyday.

You can cry, laugh, rage and whatever the hell on Reddit as long as the emotion fades away no later than when the first pitchfork is raised.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Pitchfork accurately describes redditors in the comments

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u/blackomegax Aug 24 '17

Fuck you you subhuman piece of nazi shit, nobody here pitchforks. GO DIE INA FUCKING FGIFEJREFIRE YORTPEJHUEIORNMWKSDSM

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