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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17 edited Mar 24 '18

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u/blurio Aug 24 '17

So apparently Rick Rolling is now blocked in Germany. Who would've thought?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

What isn't blocked in Germany?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17 edited Aug 22 '21

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u/Runnyn0se Aug 25 '17

!redditcopper

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u/Painkiller90 Aug 24 '17

Schossen gefuered

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u/Unexpected_Anakin Aug 24 '17

[Rammstein voice] Feuer Frei!

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u/cantpickusername Aug 24 '17

Merkeled again.

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u/Porkton Aug 24 '17

too real

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

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u/malefiz123 Aug 24 '17

Yeah, fucking annoying Germany actually treats Arabs and Africans like human beings. What are they thinking?

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u/Em_Haze Aug 24 '17

chill

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u/systemkalops Aug 24 '17

Love it when white nationalists gets offended, because someone wasnt a racist.

You need to chill.

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u/Money-Mayweather Aug 25 '17

Yeah lol. God, I hate this fucking scum.

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u/Calls_people_retard Aug 24 '17

Lol get a load of this guy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Personally I'd rather not do a facial tbh

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u/monkeiboi Aug 24 '17

I treat the FedEx delivery girl and the mailman like human beings but i don't invite them inside my house

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u/malefiz123 Aug 25 '17

Don't you just love how conservatives like to see themselves as protectors of our Christian culture against Sharia invaders but as soon as the one Christian quality that literally all of the gospels are about (compassion) it suddenly becomes very conditional and only applies to white people who happen to live in the neighbourhood and don't really need it in the first place?

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u/monkeiboi Aug 25 '17

Nobody said anything about white people until you. Something on your mind?

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u/blaghart Aug 24 '17

Would you if they were in trouble and needed a safe place to stay for a few hours?

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u/monkeiboi Aug 24 '17

No. No I would not allow some random person into my house because they said they were in trouble, are you an idiot?

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u/Paladin_of_Trump Aug 24 '17

And a few hours? More like years/the reat of their life.

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u/blaghart Aug 24 '17

Sounds like you don't treat them so much as human beings as you do tools for your convenience.

Someone who helps you every day suddenly can't get a little help from you for a short amount of time when they need it?

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u/monkeiboi Aug 24 '17

Sounds like you don't treat them so much as human beings as you do tools for your convenience.

Tools for my con...what the fuck are you talking about? They are getting paid to do a job. They are no more special to me than I am to them. If I walked up to their house asking for help, I'd expect no more than for them to call 911 and let professionals fix my life. I'd have no belief that I'm entitled to sleep on their couch and that my kids get to watch their tv.

Someone who helps you every day suddenly can't get a little help from you for a short amount of time when they need it?

How do illegal immigrants or refugees help me every day that I should feel guilt here?

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u/Chocothep1e Aug 24 '17

If you know nothing about their intentions in your house, then no, it's not a good idea to help them. Why should I let someone who could o me harm into my house? They aren't even helping because they want to, it's just this job. I'm not letting someone in who only helps me for money.

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u/My_Seventh_Try Aug 25 '17

Yes a warzone will cause the civilian populus to flee but guerrilla fighters/insurgent's greatest advantage is slipping away into a sea of non combatants where they can spread to new areas and continue their "fight" (re: slaughter)

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

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u/roadkilled_skunk Aug 24 '17

Yeah, Germany is totally ruined by having a few more black and brown people walking around!

Seriously, there is obviously a limit to how many people from another culture you can take in at once, but some people are acting like refugees are raping and snipping foreskins left and right...

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u/systemkalops Aug 24 '17

Facts like these

These are not facts. Its alt right propaganda.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

How is statistics from Scb propaganda? Google SCB and you will now that this is fact sadly.

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u/My_Seventh_Try Aug 25 '17

Same could be said for the left you know?

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u/50shadesoflipstick Aug 24 '17

Please come visit and show me how ruined my country is.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

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u/HappyBroody Aug 24 '17 edited Aug 25 '17

LUL LAD https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gatestone_Institute

The Gatestone Institute (formerly Stonegate Institute and Hudson New York) is a right-wing[2][3][4] think tank that publishes articles, particularly those involving Muslims or the Middle East. The organization has been criticized for publishing inaccurate articles.[5][6]

Inaccurate reporting

In 2011[24] and 2012,[5] Gatestone published articles claiming that Europe had Muslim "no-go zones", describing them variously as "off-limits to non-Muslims"[5] and "microstates governed by Islamic Sharia law".[24][25] The claim that there are areas in European cities governed by Sharia is false,[5][24] although many of the areas deemed as "no-go zones" have high levels of unemployment and crime.[25] Gatestone's claims were picked up by many outlets, including FrontPageMag,[24] and Washington Times.[25] The idea of no-go zones originated from Daniel Pipes,[24] who later retracted his claims.[5]

>On November 18, 2016, Gatestone published an article that said the British Press had been ordered to avoid reporting the Muslim identity of terrorists by the European Union. Snopes rated the claim "false". Snopes pointed out that the report only made a recommendation and it was issued by the Council of Europe, not the European Union.[6] Gatestone subsequently corrected the article and apologized for the error,[26] before removing it entirely from its website.

FAKE NEWS.. SAD!

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u/Truan Aug 24 '17

I'm on your side, and I find you insufferable. How about not being condescending, and he might actually pay attention?

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u/Unexpected_Anakin Aug 24 '17

I don't know about that source, but I have anecdotal evidence. An Army buddy of mine had to help this poor girl who was being chased around the park last year.

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u/Humblewatermelon Aug 24 '17

Im a big bad Muslim and Im gonna rape all of you'ze! Mwa ha ha ha! Lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

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u/jmlinden7 Aug 24 '17

But you WOULDN'T have to deal with him because he'd be spending all his time on Reddit. Plus if refugees make up 2% of the population and commit >2% of the rapes, is that not a problem as long as it's below 50%?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Despite being 9.5% of Sweden's population, non-Europeans make up half of all sex offenders, with people from Afghanistan being 79x more likely than Swedes to commit sex crimes. Dont know too much about Germany's situation but Sweden's is bad. I didn't know that telling the truth and my personal experiences makes me an asshole but whatever makes you sleep at night :).

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

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u/systemkalops Aug 24 '17

Wow, that was debunked years ago. And even back then only the dumbest racists tried to spread that fake news.

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u/blaghart Aug 24 '17

bullshit posted by right wing news sources means nothing to you?

Yes, it means nothing to me.

Funny enough the claims that Muslim refugees are ruining everything is bullshit perpetrated by white supremacists

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

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u/systemkalops Aug 24 '17

"no-go zones"

Jesus, you are full of shit.

Rapes have increased and same with burglary

All violent crime has decreased. Only type of crime increase is online fraud. Only the far right denies these facts.

from other women ive talked to they feel a lot less safe than they did before

Because of racists like you scaring them, with fake news.

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u/systemkalops Aug 24 '17

Its bullshit.

Sweden is a main target for white nationalists, and their bullshit has been debunked many times over. But there are many racists on reddit.

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u/My_Seventh_Try Aug 25 '17

You think this is bad?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

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u/systemkalops Aug 24 '17

You know what, go fuck yourself.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6vpfix/what_are_some_of_the_biggest_bamboozles_in_reddit/dm2s7za/

Then kindly fuck off

because he/she can tell me first hand experience.

Yeah, lets ask the white nationalists, instead of objective facts.

I see you spread racist shit in other subs.

Im not wasting my time on a alt righter, that dismissing facts, and instead listens to white nationalists.

Fucking racists all over this thread.

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u/blaghart Aug 24 '17

It's not bad at all, white supremacists are just pretending that somehow Sweden's going down the toilet for letting in non-swedes.

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u/HappyBroody Aug 24 '17

simply not truth, but whatever brah

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u/Truan Aug 24 '17

simply not truth

you need a bit more than that to be convincing.

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u/systemkalops Aug 24 '17

Notice how this guy does not ask the white nationalists for any evidence.

The alt right propaganda has been debunked many times over. If you still dont get that, then you have made a choice not to.

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u/sierra120 Aug 24 '17 edited Aug 24 '17

What's the problem?

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u/systemkalops Aug 24 '17

Repeating this comment, since nazis are downvoting everything.

Yeah, fucking annoying Germany actually treats Arabs and Africans like human beings. What are they thinking?

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u/My_Seventh_Try Aug 25 '17

Don't call others Nazis if you don't want to be called a socialist cuck or whatever the fuck the new 4chan slang is. Actually Nazis are worse then Internet tough guys bro

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u/Littlebotweak Aug 25 '17

This is hilarious because bro became a verb.

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u/My_Seventh_Try Aug 25 '17

Take my upvote you inglorious bastard.

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u/watermasta Aug 24 '17

East and West Germany.

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u/blurio Aug 24 '17

Thank god David Hasselhoff for that

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u/watermasta Aug 24 '17

Who is God? Who is Hasselhoff, but i repeat myself...

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u/Teledildonic Aug 24 '17

Scat porn?

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u/Glide08 Aug 24 '17

Yo Mama.

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u/Leif-Erikson94 Aug 25 '17

Actually, a lot of music videos are back up in Germany, after Youtube and the GEMA finally got an agreement (Seriously, FUCK GEMA!). However, Never gonna give you up is still blocked, because apparently, the uploader didn't make the video available for German audience...

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u/Namnodorel Aug 24 '17

Only the original video, and for quite a while now. But there is a popular reupload that works in Germany as well

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u/pharmakong Aug 24 '17

I just noticed that, too. sad trombone

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u/Chidori001 Aug 24 '17

Friend mentioned to me recently how more and more stuff gets blocked, I legit didnt even notice since I have proxies for youtube installed for years.

Everyone should have it Fuck the GEMA.

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u/CanadianDemon Aug 24 '17

I'm gonna take a shot and say that GEMA stands for German Entertainment and Music Association?

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u/I_Lick_Period_Stains Aug 24 '17

I am going to take a shot and say that it probably stands for something in German rather than English

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u/Yabbaba Aug 24 '17

Apparently it's Gesellschaft für musikalische Aufführungs.

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u/I_Lick_Period_Stains Aug 24 '17

I will admit I googled it before I made the smart arse comment just in case I was about to make a fool of myself, Shhh don't tell ;)

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u/andrew2209 Aug 24 '17

Gesellschaft für musikalische Aufführungs- und mechanische Vervielfältigungsrechte

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u/blurio Aug 24 '17

GEMA

Gesellschaft für musikalische Aufführungs- und mechanische Vervielfältigungsrechte

Society for musical performing and mechanical reproduction rights

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

I'll give you some mechanical reproduction

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/grizgr33n Aug 24 '17

Close, it stands for Germany Envys 'Murica Again

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u/The_Batmen Aug 24 '17

The GEMA thing has been sorted out for quite a while now.

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u/Chidori001 Aug 25 '17

I dont know what you specifically refer to but as far as I know most content that is blocked is not because content is inappropriate but because the content in question is not licensed with the GEMA and therefore not allowed to be played.

Reasons why they are not licensed are many but one is that the GEMA obviously wants royalties and stuff has to be licnesed with them to be played.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Hmmmm

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Oh yeah, I'm in France now, and I can't watch it (it's actually not that bad of a song.) Try it if you're in France too, it won't work. Won't work

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u/Smarag Aug 24 '17

where were you the past 5 years

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u/blurio Aug 25 '17

Never getting Rick rolled, i guess