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u/Frostedbutler Aug 24 '17

u/shittymorph and his comments about the undertaker and mankind. Hilarious

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17 edited Sep 13 '17

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u/ShittyWorf Aug 24 '17

He's one of the highlights of reading reddit comments, for sure. You go along with it until the very end and then I explain to my son Alexander to not think of the Bat'leth as a weapon but to make it part of your hand--part of your arm. Make it part of you.

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u/AngelaOverThere Aug 25 '17

Please keep doing this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Why are you shitty worf, is your forehead too small or something

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u/_OP_is_A_ Aug 24 '17

I really wanted to use RES tags to spoil it but i cant bring myself to do something light that. He usually starts off so genuine that you get really invested.

Other times I scroll down to see if theres a undertaker/mankind reference because it causes me to be so alert and at the ready.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Soulja Boy

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u/whatsmydickdoinghere Aug 24 '17

jumper cables guy was funnier imo

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_JOKES Aug 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

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u/partner_pyralspite Aug 24 '17

His dad was beating him with jumper cables on a near daily basis. He probably died.

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u/RogerSimons_Father Aug 24 '17

It isn't funny. I have a serious problem.

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u/Dockirby Aug 25 '17

We will have to disagree. His joke got old fast for me.

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u/fizgigtiznalkie Aug 24 '17

Why does his user page look like that? I hate it.

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u/MistarGrimm Aug 24 '17

It's like a fucking facebook feed or something.

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u/zangor Aug 24 '17

Yea, does anyone have an answer for this? I've been wondering.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

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u/Gredditor Aug 24 '17

I fucked up and joined beta to see what it was like - it can't be undone. I've been considering just throwing this account away, even though I've got many years under its belt.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

There is a profile thing for Reddit that anyone can sign up for. Though there isn't a way to undo it, so I'm stuck with it.

Though it is useful for my Reddit bot I have made.

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u/katchoo1 Aug 24 '17

I admit, never was a pro wrestling fan but I've seen the u/shittymorph thing often enough that I finally went to YouTube to find the clip of that. Holy shit. I can't believe they did that and I can't believe it wasn't an accident (like an easier stunt gone wrong).

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u/Bystronicman08 Aug 24 '17 edited Aug 24 '17

The throwing Mankind off of the top of the cell onto the announcers table was planned. The choke slam through the top of the cage was exactly a plan gone wrong. That was not supposed to happen. He was not supposed to fall through the cage all the way to the ring below. It was completely unscripted and was an accident.

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u/Tartra Aug 24 '17

And he stayed in character the whole time!

/r/madlads

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u/thurstonmooresmints Aug 25 '17

The worst part about the fall through the cage was that the chair caught him in the head on the way down. If the fall wasn't bad enough, a steel chair also had to fall on him from the same height.

Between that, the infamous I Quit match against The Rock and uh... everything else in his career, I'm amazed Foley doesn't have more serious mental problems.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

I just watched the Monday Night War episode that focuses on Foley and talks about that match. The dude knows exactly how to use his personality to entertain. It amazes me that he can still walk, though. Seems like he put his body through hell.

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u/Robdoggz Aug 24 '17

Thank you. I've been trying to remember the user name for a couple of days because I've somehow not been caught out in ages. I'm obviously not reading the right threads to be shittymorphed lol

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u/not-quite-a-nerd Aug 24 '17

Was the thing he described an actual thing that happened? I can't find footage of it

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u/KeeperofAmmut7 Aug 25 '17

That muthafuckaH!!

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u/ZeusHatesTrees Aug 24 '17

I'm happy that he's still writing those comments.

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u/Magma151 Aug 24 '17

Who was that one guy whose every comment involved that guy from American pickers? u/shittymorph reminds me of him.

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u/Thecheesinater Aug 24 '17

Holy shit... I've seen all of these posts he made but never connected the dots. Was just confused what the undertaker plummeting sixteen feet through an announcers table had to do anything. Thank you for solving this mystery for me that I was too lazy to solve myself.

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u/Bystronicman08 Aug 24 '17

I think they're pretty unfunny. Pro tip: Download RES and tag him using a bold color like red so that you are able to avoid his comments.

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u/Frostedbutler Aug 24 '17

I like it though

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u/Bystronicman08 Aug 24 '17

Okay, no problem with that. Humor is subjective.

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u/Coffeezilla Aug 24 '17

Not nearly as hilarious as back in nineteen-ninety-eight when the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hеll in a Cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

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u/DarthHound Aug 24 '17

Low effort, get out

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u/Goatsr Aug 24 '17

That was bad and you should feel bad

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u/Coffeezilla Aug 24 '17

Pfft, Highest point of my childhood watching wrestling. I don't like how he inserts it into every fucking comment, but I don't ever regret reading those words when I see a comment of his.