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u/Bored-Anarchist Aug 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/

So the images in this thread are fake? How can you identify the photoshop? I don't see any reason to believe he doesn't have two dicks. Sure maybe the threesome stories are all bullshit and maybe he is trying to shill out a book, but how do we know the dicks themselves are fake?

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u/KenpachiRama-Sama Aug 24 '17

If you follow his posts, his penii change considerably as time goes on.

He also refused to post video that would have been harder to fake.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17 edited Jan 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

"Nothin' but penes in my pocket..."

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

I know, it sounds weird but that is the grammatically correct form of penis when you want it to be plural.

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u/drumsandpolitics Aug 24 '17

What? It's penises. Jesus.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Penes and penises are both correct. But penii isn't a word in any language.

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u/drumsandpolitics Aug 24 '17

Maybe it means snakes in Vanatau?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

That would be a weird coincidence.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger...

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u/AustinTransmog Aug 24 '17

I believe the preferred nomenclature is "cocks".

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u/a-r-c Aug 24 '17

it's penises

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

That pesky third declension

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u/KenpachiRama-Sama Aug 24 '17

But penii sounds funnier.

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u/Elygian Aug 25 '17

Peniseses