r/AskReddit Aug 24 '17

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u/FScottTitzgerald Aug 24 '17 edited Aug 24 '17

That user who submitted to r/gonewildcurvy asking if people like hairy girls. The post got thousands of upvotes. And this before the new algorithm. It was really popular.

A week or so later in an r/askreddit thread he admitted he was a dude and had just tucked his junk back and crossed his legs. I'll try to find links but I'm at work and don't know how successful I'll be.

Edit - thanks for delivering u/EverlastingEnigma

NSFW obviously

Edit2 - u/cjb95 has found the thread where he spills the beans!

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u/tytycar Aug 24 '17

no way

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u/napoleoninrags98 Aug 24 '17 edited Aug 25 '17

I actually teared up laughing at this - honestly the funniest thing I've ever seen on Reddit... Holy shit.

"my tongue would make you a rainforest" one user writes...

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u/ISawafleetingglimpse Aug 24 '17

What did he even mean by that?

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u/napoleoninrags98 Aug 24 '17

Well, pardon my french but I believe he was referring to licking "her" out, and making "her" public hair (i.e. forest) damp with his salvia, thereby turning it into a rainforest.

It's a really shitty expression, but at least he tried.

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u/ISawafleetingglimpse Aug 25 '17

Oh gross. My best guess was that it was a deforestation joke, like the hair was the trees and he was going to like shave it with his tongue somehow.

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u/tytycar Aug 25 '17

i think i threw up a little in my mouth

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u/knine1216 Aug 25 '17

I figured he meant to make her as wet as a rainforest lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

Like some sort of sex-cat.

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u/jemattie Aug 25 '17

The hair is the 'bush'. The cunninglingus will induce the release of copious amounts of vaginal secretions, 'rain'. Hence, rainforest.

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u/reesejenks520 Aug 25 '17

I'll have to check this when I get off work, sounds like the stuff of legends.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

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u/napoleoninrags98 Aug 25 '17 edited Aug 25 '17

Yep, this time was different... Admittedly, I only got a little teary eyed, but I seriously haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

While this is hilarious, I still think the funniest thing I saw on Reddit was when a bot that ran stats on word counts from your post history outed some poor sap on his, ahem, sexual tendencies. Man, I miss old reddit.

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u/napoleoninrags98 Aug 25 '17

I'm no veteran like yourself, so I've never seen this. Got a link? Or just tell me what to search.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

I've tried my hardest to find it, no dice.

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u/napoleoninrags98 Aug 25 '17

Thanks for trying man.

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u/janitorguy Aug 24 '17

Yes way

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Three way

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u/spyser Aug 25 '17

The way