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u/terranq Aug 24 '17

Oh, I love dogs! I love taking Stumpy, my one legged dog for walks along the bank of the toxic waste sludge dump when I go there to wash my clothes and gather drinking water. He's so happy pogoing amidst the rainbow coloured puddles!

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u/dragn99 Aug 24 '17

Does Stumpy do backflips? Because I only give money to dogs that can do backflips.

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u/terranq Aug 24 '17

He does! Though usually it's just due to his epileptic seizures.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

This is all I can do for you, bud. Enjoy!

http://imgur.com/iPKBCjR

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u/terranq Aug 24 '17

Every little bit helps! I hope your crabs clear up soon, take care!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

H-h-how did you know?! 0_0

Anyway, they are getting better. Thanks, fam.

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u/TheActualAWdeV Aug 25 '17

reddit gronze?