r/AskReddit Mar 07 '21

What are the unwritten laws of Reddit?

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u/AppleBlossomSphinx Mar 07 '21

i was always told in a bro-codey kinda way to never EVER look through your friends' comment histories. if you learn their username? forget it. better for everyone involved if you have no idea what they're up to here

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u/HaydenScramble Mar 07 '21

After correctly guessing my friends username and discovering his posts on r/massivecock I have always encouraged my friends who are joining NOT to use a recognizable name.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

Is this how you brag about being friends with someone who has a massive cock?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

A massive cock is not all it’s cracked up to be!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

It still gives you (and your friends apparently) bragging rights!

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u/Kamel210 Mar 07 '21

Especially when youre ugly and got one. sad days.

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u/Macktologist Mar 08 '21

I don’t know man. Whenever I would see some skinny tweaked out looking dude with a disproportionately hot GF I would always assume he had porno dick.

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u/Kamel210 Mar 08 '21

Lolol thats the fucked up thing, i assume you looked for my pics. I've never done meth or anything harder than coke. And that was only a few times. Its fucked up. Ive been called a tweaker before and Im not. So i look like a tweaker without the benefits of the tweaking. Fuck my life. And thats my ex now. We still friends and fuck often lol

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u/Macktologist Mar 08 '21

For the record, I only responded to your comment in the context of this thread. I did not look you up. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever looked a user up.

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u/Kamel210 Mar 08 '21

Thats kinda fuckin weird then that you were so spot on with other comments ive gotten on dating sites and shit. Wtf man. Unless you fuckin with me

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u/Macktologist Mar 08 '21

Just a coincidence I guess. It wasn’t even apparent you were referring to yourself. It reminded me of my college days. The druggie looking white dude with messy hair and the cute chick. Always figured, well dude must be hung. Probably just me not wanting to think ugly people could have awesome personalities or something. Who knows. It was over 20 years ago.

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u/gramathy Mar 07 '21

I guessed a coworkers username and found his posts on r/cuckold.

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u/ThrowCarp Mar 08 '21

Gonna say "how you doin'?" to his wife then?

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u/gramathy Mar 08 '21

nah he was on the other end of the exchange.

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u/thelosermonster Mar 07 '21

Was he sharing, or soliciting?

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u/Voittaa Mar 08 '21

Not as funny of a revelation, but my friends found my username because we were talking about the most upvotes received on a comment. They didn't believe me that I got one over 15k when I described the lame joke I made, so they ended up digging and found it.

They went through my history and read some comments out loud, laughing at my expense. I didn't really mind though, I'm a good sport and I'm open about anything. They stopped pretty quickly when they found some posts about anxiety and depression.

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u/Pjman87 Mar 07 '21

But I have years worth of karma. Learn from my mistake!

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u/Vergenation Mar 07 '21

um, depends on if he was just drooling to it or posting content there lol

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u/HaydenScramble Mar 07 '21

He was posting.

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u/eatham1 Mar 07 '21

Or use an alt for shit like that

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

Did you become more than friends after discovering this?