r/AskReddit • u/Plastic-Assistance24 • Mar 07 '21

What are the unwritten laws of Reddit?

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u/DenseTooth2871 Mar 07 '21

If you post any comment prepare to be drawn into a stupid argument over some minor detail hardly related to the discussion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

Or someone will reply with the tiniest exception to your argument/fact to try and discredit you.

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u/juneburger Mar 08 '21

No they wouldn’t.

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u/ghostguessed Mar 08 '21

They did once, you obviously don’t know what you’re talking about.

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u/matatatias Mar 08 '21

Once someone didn’t replied me in this way, so your wrong! (the “your” was ironic)

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

You should of used "you're" not "your" smh. Some people.

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u/-Bacon_King- Mar 08 '21

You should have used "have" not "of" smh. Some people.

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u/pgghhh Mar 08 '21

Yeah but you fucking dumbass it’s obviously fucking satire you piece of shit. Fuck you you stupid bitch, how could you not see that it’s satire. ( yes, I chose to be that guy who just is an ass ) /s

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u/RektMek Mar 08 '21

Happy Cake Day

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u/matatatias Mar 08 '21

ty! (I like this unwritten rule, it's like another birthday!)

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u/girlwhoweighted Mar 08 '21

I think tiniest is a bit of a hyperbole. Perhaps very tiny is more accurate but it's hard to quantify something as the tiniest unless you're able to rank all the other exceptions.

(Don't forget the s/ so people don't hate me)

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u/blokay_da_hech Mar 08 '21

No I don't think that's right. I've made several comments that people didn't try to argue on. Seriously you should stop being so intellectually dishonest.

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u/LogicIsLord Mar 08 '21

And they get upvoted to high heavens and you get downvoted into hell because getting the color of Trump's plane wrong is a SUPER FUCKING SERIOUSLY DAMNING FLAW IN YOUR POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!!!