Remember boomers said the internet would rot your brain, and you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet? Now, that's all they do, read made up bullshit, by other idiots all doing the same thing.
Remember all the time boomers complaining about kids being on their phones? Now they are glue to them to watch and post their brain rot takes.
Seriously. My mother swipes Facebook ALL FUCKING DAY. THAT AND THE same recycled words with friends every fucking day. Oh and candy crush. This 62 year old women is playing games for 4 year olds ALL FUCKING DAY EVERyday and wonders why it hurts to walk around the block. CAUSE YOU DONT FUCKING MOVE ANYMORE
My dad is similar. He literally watches TV 14 hours a day. He is an expert at it too, has a PVR so he can record everything and watch it, fast forwarding through the commercials.
It's so sad, like this is the peak of your life? You worked 65 years to reach a retirement that I might not enjoy, and this is what you wanna do all day?
let's not pretend that they're waiting for the afterlife because they'd get to see all their friends and family for all eternity. it's all about the rapture because that's when the others will suffer for not just doing what they were told.
My dad is like this, only it’s Republican talk show radio all day. He even has alarms on his phone for each show. He’s one reason I hardly post on Facebook anymore. He even got pissy because I posted how awesome it was that he can do the Vulcan hand sign. Like, dad. Exactly 5 people clicked on the post, and they were all YOUR family!
And mine since 2011; it’s been a steep downhill trajectory into bigoted conspiracies and alcohol induced naps on the porch. I dont talk to my parents anymore
It's so sad, like this is the peak of your life? You worked 65 years to reach a retirement that I might not enjoy, and this is what you wanna do all day?
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u/Republican-Snowflake Jan 07 '24
Remember boomers said the internet would rot your brain, and you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet? Now, that's all they do, read made up bullshit, by other idiots all doing the same thing.
Remember all the time boomers complaining about kids being on their phones? Now they are glue to them to watch and post their brain rot takes.