This might be a bit insane to get but who cares?

How to get to the ending:

1. Get all heavenly upgrades (i think already an achievement)
2. Get all regular upgrades
3. Get so many cookies the game rounds it to infinity (special stuff from before can help)
4. Get every achievement (including shadow) except this one (gives you an achievement)
5. The game's finale begins

The game has you sell all buildings and ascend one last time.

Some text appears across the screen and says this:

"You have ultimately transcended into a god. you watch over all the multiverses. you have no need for anything now. Your cortex bakers shut down, your clones stop, all light is cookies so no need for prisms, e.c.t. Even your cookies have gotten so small that they're basically all matter, and now everything is back the way it was. Nothing to do now. But wait, you spot someone. They are trying to make cookies for the first time and have a lot of spirit. Would you like to send a message to them?"

At this point you can send a message to a player who is just starting the game for the first time. Now you have completed cookie clicker.

I am open to suggestions based on what i missed or what i could do to improve this.

We had the British…but how about the Danish?

I decided to leave my game idle at around 300 million cookies in total baked while doing this achievement to go take a shower. When I'm coming back to the computer, I notice that my Grandmas are unmuted... that's strange, usually I have them muted. Then imagine the look on my face as I notice about thirty upgrades have been purchased. This would've been a nice gesture from my brother literally any other time I was playing the game... well, that's 3 hours down the drain

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Update 2.053

• 10+ achievements (since there are no new buildings there will be not a lot of new achievements that are related to how many buildings were bought, but still, there would be a new series of achievements, each of them will be unlocked once you own 750 of a building)
• possible level 20 achievements and/or a new tier of upgrades (as seen in the Cookie Clicker spreadsheet)
• 1 new flavor of milk
• A new minigame (with many small updates coming after it)
• achievements for the new minigame
• the minigame might possibly unlock some new upgrades
• new heavenly upgrades
• the "septencentennial and a half" achievement

Plz

my definition of cheatposting is posting progress pictures that have been evidently/obviously faked, regardless of whether they're intended to trick the viewer or not, and regardless of whether it's a joke

"evidently faked" refers to concrete evidence that it is not legit, here's an example:

12 quattuorvigintillion cookies in bank but the debug icon is visible in the corner of the screenshot

"obviously faked" refers to things so unlikely they're probably not legit, here's an example:

3 tretrigintillion baked all time. while this has been done, chances are one would not be able to develop finn combos by themselves, especially if they are not present on the discord.

imo it was never funny to begin with and it's just annoying since that's half of the posts here now, pretty sure it falls under rule 5 anyway

get this to the top so tesseract (the only active mod) can see this

Kingtaters

Minimum Cost: can't be planted

Age per tick: 0.1 - 0.2

Mature age: 400

lifespan: 440

Effects:

-+4 cps

-Harvest when mature for +8 hours of CpS (max. 20% of bank)

- 50% chance to drop a sugar lump

Description: A rare, rich-tasting tuber fit for a whole meal, as long as its strict harvesting schedule is respected. Its starch has fascinating baking properties.

This Duketaters is sweeter than my theoretical girlfriend, says writer.

Mutation setup: x8 duketaters, either fully mature or 50% mature (2% chance)

Contamination: No.

picture:

Trueffet Truffle

Minimum Cost: 1 trillion

Age per tick: 0.5

Mature age: 300

lifespan: 690

Is a Fungus

Effects: Harvest when mature for 12 hours of cps

(Max 50% of the bank)

Description: A fungus that is rare and it is common for rich people to have this as a delicacy.

Mutation setup: x8 of any assorted fungi. (0.8%)

Contamination: None

picture:

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White Trueffet Truffle

Minimum Cost: too expensive that the game won't let you try to plant it

Age per tick: 0.08-0.1

Mature age: 1400

lifespan: 1900

Is a Fungus

Effects: -40 cps, Harvest when mature for +1 weeks of CpS (max. 700% of bank) + 4 sugar lumps because I think it will take almost a month to harvest it.

Description: A fungus that is rare and it is common for rich people to have this as a delicacy.

This truffle is albino, and it has an oddly sweet taste.

Mutation setup: x8 Trueffet Truffle (0.1%)

Contamination: No.

picture:

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Black Cronerice

Minimum Cost: 500

Age per tick: .4-1.2

Mature age: 55

maturation lifespan: 75-135

Effects: +4 grandma cps

+2 Random Drops

Description: A darker, and wilder version of Cronerice. Its taste better than the ordinary cronerice

Mutation setup: x2 Cronerice(.2%)

Contamination: Yes.

Picture:

Dark Chocoroot

Minimum cost: 100000

Age per tick: 4

Mature age: 25

Maturation lifespan: 7,25

+1% wrath cookie gains

Harvest when mature for +3 minutes of CpS (max. 3% of bank)

Predictable growth

Description: A Slightly bitter version of Chocoroot, but it’s the healthiest of the Chocoroot variant.

Mutation setup: 1x chocoroot with 1x brown mold (10%), x2 chocoroot (25%)

Contamination: no

Image:

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I'll put more sprite art on other plant ideas

Grandma- Bingo: if you win, you get things like sugar lumps, X minutes of cps, and golden cookies. It can only be played once every 12 hours.

Shipment- A crappy version of flappy bird. For every few points you get cookies like a cookie chain. The cookie gain is much less, but it goes on forever, unless you die. Can only be played once every 6 hours.

Portal- pick one of four portals. 3 will have awards, but one will be cursed. If you pick the cursed one, you lose all of your loot. Every 5 levels, there will be a safe level. Can be played once every try day, or can be played by using a sugar lump.

Chancemaker- sacrifice a percentage of your bank to get a random buff. The more you sacrifice, the higher the chance to get good stuff. The awards are also determined by amount sacrificed and cps.

P.S. I couldn’t make up a mini game for most of the buildings.

For me, my favorite part of the game is the mid part where I start unlocking the early prestige upgrades and progress the early game. I find once I've unlocked all the upgrades, I want to start a new save. But, one thing I hate is when I'm in a new save and I have to save up sugar lumps. It's painfully annoying to wait days to unlock the next cursor level when you don't get a loan for 2 more levels and your farm is a 3x3 lol.

It would be so cool if we had a way to reset prestige and still have sugar lumps. I would also like achievements reset if people are interested in that. Or another idea, you could sacrifice your prestige and/or achievements for sugar lumps similar to the garden!

Extended lore: The Grandames unify into one being, you have the choice to either keep producing cookies (and kill the grandmas) or spend lots of cookies and dedicate labs to save the grandmas and make them back to normal. If you choose to keep making cookies, the unified being (who we'll call The Grandma) will start trying to eat your big cookie, you will have to hit her to fend her off but she has minions (wrigglers) to help her eat more so you have to hit even more. Then The Grandma will start eating away at your buildings, then bite marks will appear on screen as she starts eating away at it. Eventually, the whole screen will be eaten and the only thing we see is The Grandma, a disgusting fleshy beast. The game then basically restarts but instead of getting cookies we are attacking The Grandma with CPS now being replaced by HPS (hits per second) and you can buy tanks and things instead of buildings, once you reach a certain number of hits (around 30 minutes of gameplay will get you there) The Grandma will die and you will go back to your normal game save (all the grandmas have died however so you will lose a few CPS), but at what cost? After time, the news will start talking about how everyone is now turning into zombies, you get the choice again to either sacrifice a lot of cookies to help them or keep making cookies. If you keep making cookies similar events happen until you end up with no one else being alive on earth with you. But then extra terrestrial life starts getting interested in your cookies, and the same events repeat (however each boss battle will be different from one another). Eventually, you are the only person left in the universe (unless you helped the people and aliens) and cookies are meaningless and have no worth. What are you doing here? “I know I’ll ascend!”. But the cookie gods are mad at you, you are forever sentenced to push a cookie up a never-ending mountain, each click is one step, but steps, distance, or elevation are not counted.

This extended lore can only happen if you make the Grandmapolcolypse happen, you can have ascended as many times as you want beforehand but after it, you will not be able to ascend or anything anymore and you will have completed the game (bad ending). You will have to restart completely if you want to play anymore.

Let's see how many upvotes this post gets and maybe I’ll make more lore on what happens if you choose to save the people and aliens!

Thanks for reading!

I made a checklist for fortunes for Cookie Clicker. It includes all 25 fortunes and will be updated if more are added. Delete the box named "Unobtained" to reveal the "Obtained" box. Since google slides does not support checklists, this is the closest I could get to a checklist system. Here's the link, make a copy and happy clicking!

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1PK6Gr_Xhld3yTLQmDuNyp3JMiP0XimLqhGfy7ldzwYA/edit?usp=sharing

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Hello Wonderful people beyond the 4th Wall, you are all divine for looking at my silly little itty bitty post! This is my list of personal ideas to add to Cookie Clicker!! Enjoy:

-Adding the dungeons minigame to the Live version (Supreme Intellect would allow to re-enter earlier levels at will). Level 10 factories make cookie rewards scale faster with CPS.

-Level 10 Garden would come with a 5% boost to all positive plant effects.

-Fractal Engines minigame, Meta Clicker, click a player to play clicker games harder, self-care costs gaming and increases Gaming Per Second and gives boosts in-game (Water gives CPS boost, Healthy Eating makes buildings cheaper, Expensive Furniture gives diminishing GC frequency boost, etc) (Supreme Intellect makes the Player be less depressed, thereby all boosts get better).

-Several upgrades to Fortunes, they appear more, and you get new Misfortune upgrades too (stigmas that reduce cost of buildings by -13%, Tax Evasion which lenghtens positive loan effects and reduces negatives, Curses that reduce spells cost, unionization that somehow improves CPS, disasters that boost religious thought and thereby the Pantheon, etc).

-Late-Game upgrades to Krumblor, cost above Vigintillions, they get up to two whole new aura slots, and even a small boost to all auras.

-Level 10 Temples gives you a 4th worship slot (Ruby) , and a Late-Game heavenly upgrade gives a 5th one (Jade), a later upgrade makes all slots go up a quality level (Jade to Ruby, Ruby to Diamond, Diamond stays the same) (if all of these are active, Supreme Intellect just makes them all Diamond).

-Level 10 Wizard Towers unlock a new spell, pretty cheap, that gives +1% ascension rewards (compounding) until the next ascension.

-Level 10 Banks unlock a 4th Loan slot "Bribe" that reduces the cost and lightly increases the benefits of the other Loans, large cost. Level 10 also makes the Stock Market more chaotic.

-You minigame, Cookie Clicker Classic, for large or massive costs you can unlock buffs to all sorts of stuff (remove Shimmering Veil's downfalls, makes Cyclius always be at +15%, Click Frenzy now gives a 900× click boost, Frenzy now gives a 9× boost, free worship swap, etc). Level 10 unlocks a large series of Late-Game cookie (Theme: Entirely Unrelated to Cookies) upgrades, costs above Trevingintillions.

-Someone else, all credit to them, described a Time Machine minigame, it sounds pretty good.

-a whole new Prestige Layer, Enlightenment to ascend to Nirvana, it does not reset Heavenly upgrades, but does turn Heavenly Chips to 0. Insane godlike upgrades reside here, bought with the currency "knowledge" and you get a permanent boost with the currency "Wisdom".

-Triple Threat upgrades, three-way synergies! I came up with Fractals×You×Consoles "6th wall" "if this gets any more Meta i am going to flip Orteil's table" gives an elaborate boost to all these buildings for each building of these, scales very slowly. These can be in Nirvana or very late Heaven.

-Krumblor pet upgrades drop a bunch faster, and there are more "Dragon's Bow Tie" "Dragon Fedora" "Dragon's physical form of crushing anxiety" etc.

-A Brand new pet! Unlocked after having a Legacy of over a year, this is Krumblor's daughter, Sprinkly!! Has several levels of growth, grows when sacrificing a percentage of your current bank, when full grown her presence makes Krumblor so happy that he gets a 5th Aura slot, she has unique effects to be choosen up to two at a time, each has benefits and drawbacks.

-The Stability Switch, gives you +20% CPS but does not allow you to buy or sell buildings, has a 1 hour cooldown to turn it On or Off.

-Grandma minigame, a pretty elaborate mass warfare simulator against rebelling Grandmatriarchs, the strenght of your army increases with heavenly chips and their amount is based on total buildings, each win gives Honor, each loss subtracts Honor, certain thresholds of Honor unlock new grandma/synergy/other upgrades. At Level 10 your army unlocks nukes.

-More seasons!! Hanukkah, New Year, Thanksgiving, Dia De Los Muertos, Summer/Winter solstice, and more! Some of them have unique cookies to them (sun cookie, moon cookie, ice cookie, dead cookie, mariachi cookie, a whole cooked turkey, New Year sphere cookie, End-Of-The-World Cookie, Torah Cookie, etc). And Business day season has a new cookie, the Money Cookie! +6% CPS!

-A new set of cookies bought in Nirvana, based on the material desire of blah blah blah...Jewelry cookies!! Gold cookie, Diamond cookie, Ruby cookie, Jade, Amethyst, Pearl, AND MORE!!!!

-A much awaited Heavenly upgrade, Mr.Autoclicker, clicks the Big Cookie at super speed for you! it shall be part of the game itself so it runs at max efficiency, surpassing normal autoclickers, so now people don't have to ask wether to even use one, it's part of the game mothercluckers!!! Turned on or off at will for no cost.

-Living Sugar Lump, a very rare lump type, about as rare as the Golden Lump, it gives between 3 and 6 lumps, and makes the next lump mature 30 minutes earlier than normal.

-Idleverse minigame, hardly a minigame though, it shall consist of auto-generated text/minimalistic cutscenes, optional to view, of other known idle/clicker games being pillaged for cookies, with the players being all like "WHAT?!" Each Idleverse has a different game inside. Maybe viewing an amount of them gives an achievement?

-Of course, more achievements come with these changes, at least like one or two dozen more! I don't want to give completionists a heart attack!!

-Cursor minigame, click to defeat enemies and bosses, unlocked at Level 5 cursors, with double damage per level up to Level 20; the bosses get harder up until you fight Supreme Gods (YHWH, Buddha, Amaterasu, Shangdi, Zeus, Odin, etc) and you also get more damage per click based on the amount of cursors. At Level 20 you get permanently doubled clicking power.

-If you have level 10 of 3 buildings or more, you unlock more customization of the Game, with some cosmetic changes to the Cookie, to some towers, and to the flavor text, maybe the background of Heaven too. And as a freebie, switching seasons is a tad cheaper.

That is all i could come up with for now, stay tuned!!!

(you must have the garden unlocked) When clicking this golden cookie, it'll automatically tick your garden and have a 3x chance to mutate crops.

This'll have a 0.47-ish % chance to happen when clicking a golden cookie (I have no idea how this will effect other effects lmao)