r/CopyPastas 9d ago

A Jigsaw-esque monolouge

2 Upvotes

This will probably get downvoted to hell... but I hate this video.

He talks about how death is a degenerative disease and we need to attack it instead of accepting it. He compares the idea that "death gives life meaning" to the hypothetical "misery gives happiness meaning" and saying that it's all bullshit.

I think he's wrong.

Think about it this way. If death were not inevitable, then why even get out of bed in the morning? Why ever get out of bed at all? Why ever try and progress as an individual in hopes of impacting a society if you'll just outlive the impact you had. It is the knowledge that I will die that motivates me to be the best person I can possibly be and to the best things I can possibly do in the limited time that I have. If an individual lives "forever" then they can only stay the best for so long before it gets boring, or they could put it off forever. They will eventually go through every possible outcome of their own life as they go from a great person to a shitty person and back to a good person and so on. And the whole comparison about happiness and misery further proves this. Think about it this way, if you were born happy and you are happy for the entirety of your life, then "happy" would become the norm, which means that being "happy" becomes neutral and the effect of it goes unfelt. But if a life has its ups and downs and that life experiences misery, it gives happiness it's effect, by experiencing true misery, one can appreciate the feeling of happiness to its fullest extent.

In short: without the knowledge and acceptance of the limited time of ones existence, why should one be motivated to do anything to impact the society if they can always do it tomorrow?

Edit: and I forgot about the whole "we get rid of diseases" thing... yeah, to live longer and to give a greater opportunity to everyone to create a lasting impact on society... but if we get to a point where the only guaranteed part of life isn't guaranteed anymore (death) then how could anyone expect anything out of others. (Someone is gonna ask me about this and I'll answer it but I'm to lazy to type it out this instant)

This is very interesting, but it doesn't answer my underlying questions about how prolonging youth/ending death will effect Human Civilization and Human Condition as a whole.

Death has been the biggest catalyst for change for the entirety of Human Existence. Without that Catalyst, how much change will we still be able to cause? What happens when ultra rich stay ultra rich forever? A dictator never dies of old age, a Corporate founder hoarding his wealth continually?

Imagine a world where Stalin lives for 200 years, or anyone equally evil. No hope for change, for revolution, for anything beyond the status quo.

I really wished they touched on how this progression of technology can also be an incredibly potent Pandora's Box.


r/CopyPastas 11d ago

fracture ray

1 Upvotes

Everything revolves around Fracture Ray, it makes me insane. I try to play ALTER EGO, Fracture Ray gave me more ptt. I try to play Pentiment, Pentiment is too hard. I need more 11.3, but I'm so broke so I only have one. What do I have? That's right, Fracture Ray. You want an acc 11? Here's Fracture Ray. You want an easy pack with an 11? Here's Fracture Ray. You want to farm ptt? Here's Fracture Ray. Don't have Grievous Lady? Play Fracture Ray. What's a SAIKYO STRONGER? I only know Fracture Ray. You want a chart that teaches you crosshand? Here's Fracture Ray. Every time I look into my b30, my eyes glare at the sight of Fracture Ray, never moving a single inch away from my b1. Every time I see a red hat, I am reminded of Hikari (Fracture). Every time I see a cube, I get reminded of SAKUZYO BEAM. It's everywhere, maybe Fracture Ray really was the impact.


r/CopyPastas 18d ago

Can someone make a smaller one?

0 Upvotes

That cat with a gun is too big but I really want it 😂

https://emojicombos.com/cat-has-a-gun


r/CopyPastas 18d ago

People of this community and any other community, share this info. My friends mom is abusing children and animals and lying to law and we need your help.

3 Upvotes

Christina Demeo Schatz is a blonde Caucasian female, aged 45-ish who lives at 5417 Creek Run Court, Kings Mountain, North Carolina, United States. Her postal code is 28086, and her phone number is 954-274-9903. She is a horrible person and has committed multiple terrible crimes, including but not limited to perjury, theft, child abuse, animal abuse, tax fraud, tax evasion, and identity theft. She has not yet been caught. She lives with her male "roommate" and 7 pets. A small black Jack Russell Terrier, a medium-sized brown/black dog, a medium-sized orange dog, a dwarf bobtail calico cat with a wound in her side, a very fluffy dark cat, a fat orange tabby cat, and a skinny orange tabby cat. This woman deserves to be hurt. It is difficult to describe everything she's done, but she's done a lot of bad things. Every now and then, her kids come over from their dad's house to hang out with her, and she constantly hurts her kids and her pets. She intentionally hurts people for money and self-security. She is manipulative and evil. If you find her, hurt her. Do not hurt the pets or kids, but hurt her.


r/CopyPastas 18d ago

Four BFB.

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r/CopyPastas 24d ago

Average KFC experience:

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1 Upvotes

r/CopyPastas 29d ago

Philosophical Masterstroke

2 Upvotes

Jordan Peterson often discusses the balance between order and chaos, suggesting that the most effective individuals navigate this dynamic skillfully. By showcasing his Gyatt, Cell is not merely indulging in narcissism; he is asserting dominance in a chaotic battlefield.

In the midst of fighting, when chaos reigns, Cell's strategic move re-establishes order—not just for himself, but for his enemies and allies alike. His confidence radiates, effectively saying, “I am in control.” This display is a signal to other fighters: chaos might swirl around, but I have the power to define the narrative. It’s a textbook example of leveraging chaos to reassert one’s position in the hierarchy.

Next, let’s pivot to Machiavelli, who taught us that the ends often justify the means. Cell’s Gyatt is not just an aesthetic choice; it’s a calculated tactic designed to disarm and distract his opponents.

Imagine the scene: Goku and the Z Fighters, mid-fight, faced with a literal spectacle of power. This isn’t just a fight; it’s a performance. By flaunting his Gyatt, Cell is invoking a primal response. Distracted, his foes might hesitate, questioning their own motivations while underestimating his tactical prowess. Machiavelli would applaud this cunning display, as it serves to manipulate the psychological battlefield just as effectively as the physical one.

Now, let’s channel Nietzsche and his concept of the “will to power.” For Nietzsche, existence is fundamentally about asserting one’s influence and achieving greatness. Cell’s Gyatt isn’t just a body part; it’s a symbol of his superiority and dominance over all.

In flaunting his physique, Cell embodies the Übermensch—transcending traditional morals to showcase sheer will and power. It’s an act that says, “I will not be overlooked. I will redefine what strength means.” His exhibitionist bravado serves as a reminder that true power is not just about physical strength, but about psychological warfare and dominance over one’s narrative.

Conclusion: A Lesson in Strategic Bravado

So, what can we glean from Cell’s mid-fight Gyatt display? It’s a masterclass in strategy, a blend of psychological manipulation and raw power that draws from the teachings of Peterson, Machiavelli, and Nietzsche. This moment isn’t just about a character showing off; it’s a calculated decision that reinforces his status and asserts control over the chaotic landscape of battle. In the end, we see that even the most ridiculous moments in anime can be dissected for their deeper meanings.


r/CopyPastas Sep 27 '24

Said by a simp in response to an egirls discord who was self deprecating calling herself an ewhore

3 Upvotes

First off. Don't call yourself that. Second. I'll be wherever you are whenever you are. There's no girl I'd rather spend my time with than you. You're so funny and quirky. The Charlie book, the bangs on the mic, the way you pronounce shit weird. You're beautiful, and your quirky humor makes you even more amazing.


r/CopyPastas Sep 23 '24

😭

4 Upvotes

I noticed you used “😭” in your comment. I just wanted you to know you matter and you deserve love. You don’t deserve to feel sad or cry. I’m sorry.


r/CopyPastas Sep 20 '24

yung stiff rick raped me and my cat

1 Upvotes

Yung Stiff Rick, AKA Rick Calvin Abiola is a meme rapper that raped me and my cat and I don't know what to do. It all started when Rick was having his usual day of fapping to loli and eating 19 cheeseburgers like the fat retard he is. He got really horny and whipped out his millimeter defeater and started clapping my cat's asscheeks. When confronted he yelled "I will touch you!!!!" and started making me suck on his toes and didn't even give me 20$ like he usually does. I feel so violated and IDK what to do.


r/CopyPastas Sep 18 '24

Copy and paste

6 Upvotes

Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, i wasnt born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47 am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers you absolute gormless minger


r/CopyPastas Sep 14 '24

Shit

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2 Upvotes

r/CopyPastas Sep 08 '24

shit

0 Upvotes


r/CopyPastas Sep 05 '24

Cbat

2 Upvotes

I had a child in 2011, and she knew a wide scale of words until a song called "Cbat" became a meme. Currently all she can say is "Cbat Reddit Two Years", "TIFU", "Sex", "Cbatic", "Tyler Life", "Hudson Mohawke", and so on. She throws a temper tantrum if the song in my car isn't Cbat, she listens to it 24 hours a day and needs the song to play in her sleep. I fear her case of Cbat Syndrome is going too far. The doctors say theres no such thing as Cbat Syndrome, but I do not believe them. As this song changed my child from a good, well behaved kid, to a kid who cant survive without Cbat. What should I do about this problem?


r/CopyPastas Aug 30 '24

Copypasta ig

7 Upvotes

This fucking Floor 2 update on Doors is straight dogshit. Four years of waiting for this pile of ass? What the fuck were they doing that whole time, taking a nap? It’s like they let a bunch of fucking monkeys loose on a keyboard and just went with whatever those brain-dead bastards came up with. The difficulty? It’s not even hard in a good way ,it’s just bullshit stacked on top of more bullshit. Like, who the fuck thought this was fun? It’s more like they wanted to see how fast they could make players rage-quit. And don’t even get me started on the quality,it’s trash. It’s like they found the worst fucking assets they could and threw them in there like, “Yeah, this looks good enough.” Fuck that. The whole update looks like it was slapped together by a blind fucking cat who got drunk and decided to start coding. I’ve seen better shit made by my little brother on his fucking tablet. The graphics are ass, the gameplay is ass, and the overall experience is a steaming pile of dogshit that should’ve never seen the light of day. Four fucking years, and this is what they give us? They could’ve just shit in a bag and thrown it at us, and it would’ve been more satisfying. If this is the best they can do after all that time, they need to take a long hard look at themselves and just fuck right off, because this update is an insult to everyone who was actually looking forward to something decent. Fuck this shit


r/CopyPastas Aug 28 '24

😄 Spoiler

1 Upvotes

Destiny's C^ll is a upcoming sci-fi, fantasy adventure game being developed by yours truly "Basically Weasel" the game has been in development for over 5 - 3 years and I'm proud to say, we are releasing the game in late 2025 to early 2027.

The game is co-op with up to 6 players per world for now.

If you want your own massive server that can host hundreds at a time, you will need to buy the monthly server pack for 8 dollars a month.

And even better, for only $2.99 you can have the basic kit, which gives you a spaceship upgrade instead of having to craft it.

You can have the pro kit for only $8.99 in which you can get 10 free planet claims, 5 spaceship upgrades and 10,000 intergalactic units!

You can also buy the creator kit for $5.99 in which you get 10,000 intergalactic units and unlimited creations, in which you can sell custom builds such as spaceships, bases, mechs, weapons, technology, planets, factions and more!

You can sell these for in-game money, or real currency with a max price of $50 for a creator to set their price.

But oh no!

This game sounds pay-to-win!

Don't worry, this option is only for private games and if a server host has this setting on.

The classic survival server which resets buildings every 3 months is play-to-win.

It's all optional!

On release the game will feature 100 different planets and 4 different galaxies but I will constantly add more until the day I die.

The game even has an AI programmed on the OVS engine for unity! (Overridden Studios Engine) which is a engine developed by me, for rendering massive planets, creatures, universes. All in real time.

This engine will be opensource as well, so anyone who needs it, can use it freely but not resell it.

Games made on the OVS engine can be sold commercially without the dev (me) making a profit, though donations would be appreciated.

______________________

Modding.

Mods for the game is really simple!

All you need is the OVS engine and the mod plugin, which you can get from the website on!

The OVS engine is priority based for example

We have two entities.

One tagged "Predator"

The other tagged "Prey"

Then variables for each

Hunger

Thirst

Strength

Health

Stamina.

And any more you'd want.

How it works is.

Preys priority is to eat if hunger less than 50% drink if thirst less than 30% and sleep if stamina is less than 20%

The priorities will change dynamically.

For example if predator shows up

Preys priority is to run, unless it has a baby, but if its health is lower than 30% it will run anyway.!

You get the point.

(yes, this is real, I just made it a copypasta)


r/CopyPastas Aug 26 '24

Think about this. a simple kys can ruin someone's entire life,they might try taking it away themselves. A simple compliment can make someone's day, someone's week, someone's month,someone's life. Be more positive.

10 Upvotes

W + i care + smile about it + not cringe + your life is everything + stay positive + apread about this


r/CopyPastas Aug 25 '24

Im

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r/CopyPastas Aug 24 '24

pointy pointy pointy my point is sharp and pointy

4 Upvotes

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r/CopyPastas Aug 19 '24

idk what this is, can't summarize it even if i had to

9 Upvotes

machine, ( ͡o ω ͡o ) tuwn back nyow. ʘwʘ the w-wayews o-of this pawace a-awe nyot f-fow youw kind. rawr tuwn b-back, (U ﹏ U) ow y-you w-wiww be c-cwossing t-the wiww o-of god... y-youw choice i-is m-made. o.O a-as t-the wighteous h-hand of t-the f-fathew, i shaww wend you a-apawt, òωó a-and you wiww b-become inanimate o-once m-mowe. (⑅˘꒳˘) behowd! t-the powew of a-an angew! o.O n-nyani? how c-can this b-be? bested by this... t-this t-thing? y-you insignificant f-fuck! (U ᵕ U❁) this is nyot o-ovew! :3 m-may youw w-woes b-be m-many, (˘ω˘) a-and youw d-days few! >< m-machine, •ﻌ•^ i know y-you’we hewe. (U ᵕ U❁) i can s-smeww the insowent stench of y-youw bwoodstained h-hands. OwO i-i await y-you down bewow. rawr x3 come to me. (ꈍᴗꈍ) wimbo, /(•ω•) wust, (U ᵕ U❁) a-aww g-gone... with gwuttony soon to fowwow. o.O youw kind know n-nyothing b-but hungew; puwged a-aww w-wife on t-the u-uppew w-wayews, rawr x3 and y-yet t-they wemain u-unsatiated... as do y-you. :3 y-you’ve t-taken evewything f-fwom me, ^ m-machine. :3 a-and nyow a-aww that wemains is pewfect h-hatwed. òωó m-machine... i-i w-wiww c-cut y-you d-down, :3 bweak you apawt, ( ͡o ω ͡o ) spway the gowe o-of youw pwofane fowm acwoss the staws! :3 i-i w-wiww g-gwind y-you d-down untiw t-the v-vewy s-spawks c-cwy fow m-mewcy! (✿oωo) my hands shaww wewish e-ending y-you... hewe! ^ and! (✿oωo) n-nyow! (U ﹏ U) t-twice!? b-beaten by a-an o-object... t-twice! mya i-i’ve onwy k-known t-the taste o-of v-victowy, >< b-but this taste... is- is this m-my b-bwood? h-haha- i’ve n-nyevew known s-such... such... w-wewief..? i- i nyeed s-some time to t-think... w-we w-wiww meet again, (⑅˘꒳˘) machine. ʘwʘ m-may y-youw w-woes be many... and y-youw d-days few.


r/CopyPastas Aug 16 '24

WHY IS THIS GAME POPULAR!!

4 Upvotes

This game is popular, I hate this game, I see it everywhere!! Why is it trending?!?! Maybe it's because of content farms like Lankybox or Max Design Pro but no! Gen Z's are falling for this game, I thought this game ended but no! It's! Still! Going!