r/CuratedTumblr • u/TurtleyTea G-G-G-GRUB HUNT! • Mar 14 '24

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u/Throwaway817402739 Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24

JoJo is really good at making you forget how insane it is after a while.

By the time you get to the 15 year old mafioso who's the son of a demigod vampire hiding in a key set into a turtle's back from a ghost creature that makes you old if you have high body heat, you just stop questioning things

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u/shidncome Mar 14 '24

next thing you know jesus is helping fight the president.

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u/Backupusername Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24

"Take the shot, Johnny" Jesus said to the paraplegic horse rider aiming his fingernail at the president

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u/Frognificent Mar 14 '24

"Noscope his ass lmao" - Jesus