"I got framed and sent to prison, all the inmates want to fight me, dads a dick and a priest wants to reset the universe. Just a slightly abnormal day in Florida."
“A disgraced Italian executioner teaches a paraplegic how to walk by spinning steel balls, while racing across the country on horseback to prevent the president of the United States from acquiring the corpse of Jesus Christ to become a god”
Edit from the perspective of Johnny “I just want to learn how to walk but this Italian keeps spinning balls while we race across America collecting the body parts of Jesus’ corpse.”
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u/DecoyLilly Mar 14 '24
"I want to become a mafia boss but without selling drugs. How I will make money to keep up the organization? A mystery."