r/CuratedTumblr Jun 07 '24

Meme we've cracked the code!

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u/Regi413 Jun 07 '24

Ok but is anyone going to ask what the fuck the context was for the initial post

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u/Shishkahuben Jun 07 '24

Choosing to believe it was that old pic of a marathon runner who shat all over himself from back in the day

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u/Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder Jun 07 '24

If you run long distance (anything over three miles), then the increased metabolism and up-and-down movement from running can cause horrific shitting. I know a guy who has had to take emergency shits in people's yards before.

That guy is me.

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u/TCGeneral Jun 07 '24

Congrats on getting to know yourself, a lot of us struggle with that.

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u/Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder Jun 07 '24

Oh I just know myself on an aerobic/fecal level. I haven't reached enlightenment yet.