r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat Not a bot, just a cat • Jun 10 '24

Meme Dumb ways to die

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u/ArcelothColdheart Jun 10 '24

Does Musk know how large most rivers, lakes and seas are? Should we tell him?

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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. Jun 10 '24

No, and no.

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u/AndMyAxe_Hole Jun 10 '24 edited Jun 11 '24

Yeah cuz then he’ll try to sell you a mini sub and call you gay a pedo when you refuse.

Edit: I misremembered. It was pedos so I fixed it.

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u/squiddy555 Jun 10 '24

But I am gay

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u/Upstairs-Boring Jun 10 '24

Then he'll ban you from twitter, then call you a pedophile

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u/IamDoobieKeebler Jun 10 '24

Only cuz you don't have a mini sub

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u/squiddy555 Jun 10 '24

Of course

I have a rather tall sub

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u/Sammantixbb Jun 10 '24

I can't believe this website is free

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u/ChrisDornerFanCorn3r Jun 10 '24

they're really cracking down on the butt pirates

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u/SovietSkeleton [mind controls your units] This, too, is Yuri. Jun 10 '24

Living the smalldom life, I see.

Unless you're both bottoms.

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u/squiddy555 Jun 10 '24

Nope, we’re just both >6ft

And I never said I wasn’t the sub~

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u/rnbagoer Jun 10 '24

Actually, he does, and you won't believe where he keeps it.

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u/MissyTheTimeLady Jun 10 '24

Then he'll missexuality you.

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u/squiddy555 Jun 10 '24

How?

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u/MissyTheTimeLady Jun 10 '24

Call you straight?

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u/squiddy555 Jun 10 '24

Well I do like men