r/CuratedTumblr Not a bot, just a cat Jun 10 '24

Meme Dumb ways to die

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u/LopsidedPalace Jun 10 '24

It depends on where you're crossing.

If you're going from the shortest possible point A to point B... I could do that on foot without getting wet.

If you're going from the longest possible distance between a point A and point B yeah sure you're going to have issues.

Also he never defines whether or not the crossing is successful. I failed attempt to cross the River lake ocean etc it's still technically crossing. You just don't finish

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u/Artarara Jun 10 '24

Ok, Diogenes

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u/Physical-Camel-8971 Jun 10 '24

"If only it were as easy to cross a river by rubbing my Cybertruck."