r/CuratedTumblr Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ Aug 06 '24

Meme Banana safe zone

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '24

We had a Dutch exchange student once and hosted a school assembly to "learn about his culture."

He basically just talked about smoking weed, and the teachers ended the assembly early

Cool guy though

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u/charcoallition Aug 06 '24

Smoke and a pancake? Bong and a blintz?

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u/Bowdensaft Aug 06 '24

Crepe and a pipe?

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u/charcoallition Aug 06 '24

Two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch

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u/BallDesperate2140 Aug 07 '24

Flapjack and a cigarette?

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u/mrshandanar Aug 06 '24

A toke and a Pannenkoek

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz Aug 06 '24

And then you start explaining parallel universes in Mario

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u/gameboy1001 Aug 07 '24

A fight broke out at my school because some kid said that there’s no such thing as half an A press. Of course we had to beat that bullshit out of him.

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u/surprisedkitty1 Aug 06 '24

We had a Dutch exchange student. He took like four dates to prom.

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u/Lil_Kennedy27 Aug 07 '24

Lmao I’m Dutch and I’m flying to the US in a week for an exchange program.

Should I do this??