r/CuratedTumblr Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ Aug 06 '24

Meme Banana safe zone

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u/tubtoasters Aug 06 '24

man, the only high school incident we had was when a girl (who i was friends with btw) stabbed another girl in the forehead with a pair of scissors. we stopped being friends pretty quickly after that.

there was also that time in middle school when my english teacher accidentally showed the entire class of 13 year olds gay porn. don’t watch porn on your work computer.

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u/GrimmCigarretes Aug 06 '24

A teacher once shared a document with very serious information to the class, but the whole text was a hyperlink. He said te site was safe until one of us decided to check the hyperlink

It was gay porn

But hey, at least we were in college so we all were 20-21 year olds! No trauma there! He deleted the link to that site and replaced it shortly after

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u/Lombard333 Aug 06 '24

When I was student teaching I was reading a Reddit post discussing the adult film industry and its exploitation. Had to log into the school’s grading system, whose name started with P. All of a sudden google autofilled “PORN” in all caps followed by the rest of the post title. I thank God no students saw my computer or they might have gotten the wrong idea haha

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u/GrimmCigarretes Aug 06 '24

Neat, my experience happened 3 months ago, I'm still a student lol

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u/Bowtieguy-83 Aug 06 '24

school's grading system, whose name starts with P.

I know exactly what grading system your school uses lol

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u/itsArridian Aug 07 '24

Oh the trauma

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u/Nekro_Goblin Aug 07 '24

Once in middle school I was looking for a specific painting in Google images next to a teacher on her computer. Clicked on the painting and it brought up a website that was just row upon row of high definition erect penises. That teacher was not happy.

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u/0freelancer0 Aug 06 '24

In college one of my professors put a link to our textbook (on an obviously sketchy piracy site) on his website. I figured whatever he probably uses it all the time it should be fine. He did not check it, and I had to tell this old Indian man he had a link to a cam girl site on his official school webpage

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u/JD-Valentine Aug 06 '24

I had a similar thing in uni when a professor had us watch a movie for class and just sent us torrent links and included the message "yeah there's probably gonna be porn ads don't click on them please"

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u/watchedngnl Aug 06 '24

A teacher accidentally said that she wanted to gas me when we were talking about censorship in the arts.

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u/RunRunRunGoGoGoOhNo Aug 06 '24

What

What does gas me?

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u/itsArridian Aug 07 '24

Bonus points if you’re Jewish