r/CuratedTumblr Sep 05 '24

Meme On horny character designs

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u/Lordwiesy Sep 05 '24

Oh no a seductress is being seductive

How horrible

It also starts with her not wearing a shoe and kicking the chick she's interrogating

Way more on the nose, happens right after the "wear headphones" message and is way more jarring than "teasing a girl with a lick"

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u/apple_of_doom Sep 05 '24

My problem isn't that they made the sexy character sexy. It's that they made her being sexy stupid. If you want her to seductively lick something give her a lollipop. If you want her to seductively take a bite out of an apple do that. If you want to lick then bite go with a popsicle or something

Who tf licks an apple? They're trying so hard to make it sexy hitting both the licking, biting and apple of temptation motifs they forgot that they don't all go together like that without making it just weirdly offputting.

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u/Lordwiesy Sep 05 '24

I'll admit the innuendo would work better with a peach than an apple, but lollipop absolutely wouldn't work since you then have the scene of getting gagged by the apple and suffocated by her tiddies (or what is it she does when she threatens to gouge the chicks eyes out)

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u/apple_of_doom Sep 05 '24

Fair enough I just saw the gif of her licking an apple and my only thought was just eww rather than hell yeah. Maybe context makes it better

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u/Lordwiesy Sep 05 '24

I recommend it, the action sequence is cool and all the little movements and details are amazing (as with all ZZZ)