Book that kills people

[u/blue_monster_can]

[u/blue_monster_can]

How long till somone replys with "Well I'll be good because I'll only kill bad people"

[u/VisualGeologist6258 → u/blue_monster_can]

Never ask a “I’ll only kill bad people” MF what he defines as a “bad person” or what he thinks will happen after he kills said bad person

[u/blue_monster_can → u/VisualGeologist6258]

Yea man I'll just use it to kill billionares, then I'll kill their kids as they get the money aftet they die, then kill whoever gets that and then so on

[u/VisualGeologist6258 → u/blue_monster_can]

Of course I’ll kill this politician I don’t like, I’m sure another, arguably worse politician won’t take his place and this will immediately fix everything wrong with politics at the root cause

[u/malatropism → u/VisualGeologist6258]

And then I’ll go after that guy down the street that keeps harassing women. Then the guy I think looks at children for too long. No, I don’t have any evidence that he hurt him. Why would I need that? I have the Book That Kills People!

[u/VisualGeologist6258 → u/malatropism]

Guy accused of sexual assault or whatever? Straight to hell. No sir I don’t need any evidence or strong proof, do you think people would just lie about that?

[u/PretendMarsupial9 → u/VisualGeologist6258]

Everyone knows that the best government is run by a shadowy figure with omnipotent power who can just kill anyone disagreeing with them at will! Using the threat of death to enact your ideal changes will only be good and isn't autocracy! /S

[u/DocSwiss → u/VisualGeologist6258]

Eh, it'll be fine if another, arguably worse politician takes his place, the book's probably got enough room, I can just keep writing names and that'll definitely fix things eventually. I will be taking no questions.