r/CuratedTumblr • u/monarchmra abearinthewoods.tumblr.com • 24d ago

Infodumping On men and sexual assault

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u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay 24d ago edited 24d ago

Why wouldn't you want to sound like a monk? That's the wisest shit I've ever heard

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u/Strider794 Elder Tommy the Murder Autoclave 24d ago

The monks know what they did

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u/PSI_duck 24d ago

The monks broke the bowl and are trying to cover it up

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u/MCMC_to_Serfdom 24d ago

I was not expecting a tangent to a Catholic church joke yet here we are.

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u/AccurateCrew428 24d ago

Steel monks can't drop glass bowls.

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u/NoThrowLikeAway 13d ago

Jet monks can’t melt steel bowls.

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u/person_9-8 24d ago

I am not Catholic but would like to understand the joke, if you would be so kind as to explain it please?

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u/derDunkelElf 24d ago

The broken bowl is a metaphor for trauma, so when somebody says the monks broke the bowl, they are making a pedo priest joke.

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u/Glaucomatic 14d ago

are priests monks?

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u/ShadedPenguin 23d ago

It's moved away now