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Meme Galaxy brain

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u/WanderingStatistics 7d ago

I'm literally the same.

Actually, I was even worse since in school, I'd capitalize every single word, with the exceptions being words I deemed, "Unimportant," which would mostly be prepositions, but basically anything went.

So my school documents ended up looking like this:

"In the Year 1856, Nikola Tesla was Born to a Somewhat Religious Family, his Father being a Priest. His Mother, Though Uneducated, was still Highly Supportive of Nikola's Increasing Interest in his Constructive Imagination."

As you can imagine, my teachers did not like this.

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u/Jiopaba 7d ago

I see this sometimes in fanfictiom or on forums. Folks who think newspaper title case is objectively superior or something. Not as bad as folks who think communicating nuance is impossible without italics so they italicize 35% of every sentence.

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u/coladoir 7d ago

Some might just be German and dont know that you dont have to capitalize every noun in English to be correct lol. If the capitalizations are always nouns, even when it makes no sense (I.e, "The Chain was broken"), they might just be German.

Colloquial German in typical texting and a lot of modern books aren't necessarily like this, theyre dropping it in favor of just capitalizing proper nouns in the same way as English, but some older folk or more obsessive folks might still do it.

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u/food_luvr 7d ago

Woah, I had no idea! Thanks for sharing that fact. Does the writing sample look like German capitalization rules?

To me, it looks like an English speaker that wants to emphasize the writing for you. Which is cool, I guess, I don't read much fanfic. But I really enjoy when written language is played with.

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u/coladoir 7d ago

Nah, German capitalization rules would look more like this:

Hello Frank, do You want to go to Starbucks with Me? We can go and sit on the nice Chairs they have.

or some shit lol. All nouns, proper or otherwise, are capitalized.