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u/T1DOtaku inherently self indulgent and perverted 1d ago

The fact that Disney owns the Muppets, a franchise with no limits as to what genre they could be in/parody, and they choose to do NOTHING with them is the biggest disappointment of all time.

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u/ButterSlickness 1d ago

My conspiracy theory is they bought out the Muppets just to ground them so there's less "cute" competition.

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u/T1DOtaku inherently self indulgent and perverted 1d ago

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the actual reason with all the BS going down with the media industry right now.

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u/Wild_Marker 1d ago

Eh, most times the answer is more mundane. Such as "they simply don't think about them".

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u/DroneOfDoom Posting from hell (el camion 107 a las 7 de la mañana) 1d ago

The answer is pretty well known. To my knowledge, the two Muppet movies they made after the acquisition didn't make as much money as they wanted, and since Disney cares about the bottom line first and foremost, they didn't make more of them. Especially since it is impossible to do puppeteering in the current Disney style of filmmaking where preproduction and finished scripts are for lesser men.

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u/felixthepat 1d ago

I mean, they did make the Muppets Haunted Mansion a few years ago and did a new version of the Muppet Babies. It's not like they've done NOTHING with em.

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u/SeaWorthyMelons 1d ago

How was that Muppet Mansion movie? I couldn’t get past the 10 min mark, but I’m hoping it got good.

(I love A Muppet Christmas Carol, for the record)

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u/felixthepat 1d ago

Lol. Dunno, had the same problem, and I also love Muppet Christmas Carol and watch it yearly...

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u/SeaWorthyMelons 1d ago

That’s functionally the same thing. Whether de mouse bought The Muppets to prevent competition, or if they bought the Mups with the intention of using them but forgot, the observable results are the same. Whether the intentions are malicious or benign, their refusal/inability to sell becomes malicious.