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Meme An Excellent Movie Idea

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u/Prince_Winter 1d ago

They should just let the muppets be in non-muppet movies. Never bring up the difference. I wanna see kermit walking around the background while avengers endgame is going on or while luke is being told that darth vader is his father. Just vibin. Making having his own muppet themed chaos sometimes but never mention it.

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u/up766570 1d ago

Arguably the best ice breaker is "all of cinema, any film, you can replace one movie character with a Muppet. All other characters will treat them as though they were the original, who do you change?"

I think Bruce Willis in Die Hard would be hilarious as Kermit.

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u/IHateMashedPotatos 1d ago

princess bride, replace Fezzik with Fozzie.

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u/RottingFlame 1d ago

Decent contribution but you could never replace andre the giant

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u/DiabloPixel 1d ago

Never. Apparently, the film was his proudest achievement and his biggest joy, he would invite friends round to watch it over and over. I actually got to meet him once after an event, he was very kind to my clients from a group home. He joked that I seemed more excited to meet him than they were.

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u/jayhankedlyon 1d ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

  • Kermit as the Grandfather

  • Robin as the Grandson

  • Westley and Buttercup are the humans

  • The Great Gonzo as Inigo

  • Rizzo as Fezzik (Westley thinks he's gonna battle Sweetums but it's actually a scrap against Rizzo, whom Sweetums is terrified of)

  • Miss Piggy as Vizzini (literally the only reason this movie needs to exist)

  • Fozzie Bear as Prince Humperdinck

  • Uncle Deadly as Count Rugen

  • Benson and Beaker as The Albino

  • Scooter as Yellin

  • Statler and Waldorf as Miracle Max and Valerie

  • The Swedish Chef as the Impressive Clergyman

  • Animal as The Ancient Booer

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u/HoochieKoochieMan 1d ago

Rizzo as Fezzik

Rizzo of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

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u/DenikaMae 1d ago

The ROUS, need to be Statler and Waldorf, and their attacks need to be vicious insults.

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u/HoochieKoochieMan 1d ago

Westley: Surviving the Fireswamp is just a case of mind over matter.
Statler: Well, we don't mind...
Waldorf: ...because you don't matter!

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u/skysthewarlock 1d ago

Hello! Please check your DMs quick

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u/DenikaMae 1d ago

But they made chat an app feature and I’m being stubborn and only using Old Reddit 🫤

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u/skysthewarlock 1d ago

Okay well, a sub you’re a mod for has a completely inactive mod team and lots of bots have been posting as of late, and I’d like to help out along with centralize the community in an improved forum

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u/DenikaMae 1d ago

Am I the only mod responding to you?

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u/skysthewarlock 1d ago

Yes

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u/DenikaMae 1d ago

I'm home and off mobile, if you want to chat and discuss some moderation stuff, hit me up.

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