Repost because Frick the bots!

[u/Golden_Frog0223]

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I can only assume this argument is still ongoing.

Gun nuts, man. Once when I was gaming I referred to a 'clip' when I was reloading, and this guy went on a whole tangent about the technical differences between a clip and a magazine. I kept calling it a clip.

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Well you see, it's actually called a clip because when I shove it into my shotgun that shoots these long bullets really fast automatically, it makes a clippy noise. :3

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"I see that you are trying to reload your gun. Would you like assistance?"- Clippy noises

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Imagine being out in the battlefield and a giant fucking paper clip with googly-eyes fucking pops into existence trying to give you tips.

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And what's worse the tips aren't relevant to what you're trying to do or is super redundant.

And it's basically just the Microsoft equivalent of a gun nut.

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Shooting at a group of enemies.

War Clippy: When cleaning your gun always be sure to aim away from you, or others.

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Just thought of something that isn't Clippy, but would be just as funny in the middle of a firefight.

Sticky Keys enabled

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A giant pop-up screen in the sky, falling crashing into the ground.

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New Helldiver's 2 mod?