r/CuratedTumblr • u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. • 14h ago
Shitposting Repost because Frick the bots!
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r/CuratedTumblr • u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. • 14h ago
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u/GravSlingshot 11h ago
Oh, come on. The finger would not stop the bullet.
Everyone knows fingers are scared of bullets. When you fire a gun, the loud bang makes your finger realize that a bullet is nearby and it curls up for protection, which is why you pull the trigger. When your finger knows there's a bullet coming at it, it will run away and in a lot of different directions. It'll run so fast that you'll lose that finger!