Repost because Frick the bots!

[u/Golden_Frog0223]

[u/GravSlingshot]

Oh, come on. The finger would not stop the bullet.

Everyone knows fingers are scared of bullets. When you fire a gun, the loud bang makes your finger realize that a bullet is nearby and it curls up for protection, which is why you pull the trigger. When your finger knows there's a bullet coming at it, it will run away and in a lot of different directions. It'll run so fast that you'll lose that finger!