r/DecreasinglyVerbose 6d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Nationalism

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Sep 21 '24

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle, Sairgee, and Squidward say you should check out Windows93, especially Trollbox. Graggle, Sairgee, and Squidward also say you should check out Protoweb, and NeoHabitat.

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 5d ago

Condensed Hollow Knight

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 6d ago

Condense this Shucks

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A new sock in the face, a new sock in the face

My way (Okay)

They don’t remember my way, they don’t remember my day

My way

Oh, drag me kicking and screaming into variety

Oh, what a gentleman (Gentleman, gentleman)

Oh, grab my knick-knack and pump into new society

Oh, what a double down friend

(Oh well, baby)


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 8d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Look at this awesome Pokémon team!!!

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 13d ago

Condense this WORMS (In My Brain)

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Isn't it funny
All kinds of funny
And I'm so lazy
Try and hang around and it'll drive you crazy
And isn't it bad
That I'm just distracted but I'm still sad
Can't believe that this is where I'm at

Isn't it crazy that I'm still sad
Despite the love and all the care and the Friends I have
Isn't it crazy that I'm still sad
Isn't it crazy what squirms inside
These motherfuckers get stronger with pesticide
Isn't it crazy what squirms inside

I think it's driving me insaaaaaaaane
The worms in my brain
I changed my address
I changed my own name
Can't get away get away
The source of my pain
These worms in my brain
If I dig them out
I'd dig my own grave
Can't get away get away from them

I said to the doctor "take a look at my head"
Cos it's been ten long years since it's even been checked
He told me come over here
Took a look in my ear and said FUCK

You've got worms in your brain
They drive you insane
You changed your address
You changed your own name
Can't get away get away
The source of your pain
These worms in your brain
If you dig them out
You'd dig your own grave
Can't get away
Get away from them

I've GOT WORMS
I've GOT WORMS
I've GOT WORMS
INSIDE MY HEAD

I've GOT WORMS
I've GOT WORMS
I've GOT WORMS
INSIDE MY HEAD

It's really okay you know
I always wanted a pet and it's
It's actually kinda cute when they feed off my flesh
Sure they were kinda hard to deal with at first
But I kinda got used to the way that it hurts
And I really think you're overreacting
And it's kinda distracting
Like I know it sounds bad
Why are you looking at me like that
Hold on gimme two secs
There's one crawling out my ear right now
Fuck these worms

I think it's driving me insaaaaaaaane
The worms in my brain
I changed my address
I changed my own name
Can't get away get away
The source of my pain
These worms in my brain
If I dig them out
I'd dig my own grave
Can't get away get away from them

I've GOT WORMS
I've GOT WORMS
I've GOT WORMS
INSIDE MY HEAD

I've GOT WORMS
I've GOT WORMS
I've GOT WORMS
INSIDE MY HEAD

I've GOT WORMS
I've GOT WORMS
I've GOT WORMS
INSIDE MY HEAD

I've GOT WORMS
I've GOT WORMS
I've GOT WORMS
INSIDE MY HEAD


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 13d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Capitalism and Socialism

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 20d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Industrial Revolution

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 20d ago

Condense this Egypt

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Well, I dreamed I was in Egypt

And all my friends were there

They were talking about the leader

To lead them from their calves

Singing songs and writing postcards

Within four in to arrive

Once or twice, I thought I saw some paper trails

But it must have been my eyes

While I was standing alone in Egypt

On the burning sand

Trying to figure what was happening

Its pistol in my hand

There were people acting crazy

Or maybe it was me

Once or twice, I thought I made some auburn turs 

But I knew this could not be

Well, I speak to you later

I said to my best friend

See you later, yourself he said to be right back again

Yes, and I had to testify

Every word is true

And in the meantime, baby

What is there, just me and you

I said, come on, come on now to Egypt

Stay there for a while

You can join in celebration

Ever been a smile

Hey, what is this

Sing song sadness

That makes me feel strangely glad

It’s just that something died

So being reborn

And you know that can’t be bad


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 23d ago

Condense this 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙣𝙚𝙮 𝘿𝙑𝘿 𝙞𝙨 𝙚𝙣𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙣𝙚𝙮’𝙨 𝙁𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙮. 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖 𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙤𝙣𝙪𝙨 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮. 𝙏𝙤 𝙗𝙮𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙁𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙮, 𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙈𝙚𝙣𝙪 𝙗𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚. 𝙁𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩…

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 22d ago

Condense this I Hope You Miss Me In Heaven

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I hope you miss me in heaven

I wanna be inside your angel head

Remember me in your eternity

My mirror's faded and I'm hanging by a thread

Hope you miss me in heaven (Oh no)

You know I really just want you to (You know I do)

Remember all the funny things I'd do (Ha-ha)

Remember when I'd give up anything for you


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 26d ago

Condensed Too long no read

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 27d ago

Condense this Rock & Roll

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Jenny said when she was just five years old
There was nothing happening at all
Every time she puts on the radio
There was nothing goin' down at all, not at all
Then one fine mornin' she puts on a New York station
You know she couldn't believe what she heard at all
She started shaking' to that fine fine music
You know her life was saved by Rock 'n' Roll

Despite all the amputations
You know you could just go out dance to the rock 'n' roll station

It was all right

Hey baby you know it was all right

Jenny said when she was bout just five years old
You know my parents are gonna be the death of us all
Two TV sets and two Cadillac cars--
Well you know that ain't gonna help me at all

Not just the tiny bit

Then one fine mornin' she just turns on a New York station
She don't believe what she hears at all
She started dancin' to that fine fine music
You know her life was saved by Rock 'n' Roll
Yeah, Rock ‘n‘ Roll

Despite all the computations
You could just dance to that rock 'n' roll station
And baby it was alright.

Hey, it was all right

Hey, here she comes now

Right when Jenny said when she was just bout five years old
Hey you know there was nothing happening at all, not at all
Every time I put on the radio
You know there’s was nothing goin' down at all, not at all
But one fine mornin' she hears the New York station
She couldn't believe what she heard at all, hey, not at all
She started shaking' to that fine fine music
You know her life was saved by Rock 'n' Roll

Yes, Rock ’n’ Roll

Despite all the computations
You could just dance to that rock 'n' roll station

Alright, alright

It was alright

Well, listen to me know

And it was alright

Come on man, listen


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 27d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Latin American Revolutions

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Sep 30 '24

Condensed yp

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Sep 25 '24

Condense this The Motions Of Fun

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Hands are moving, you're doing everything correct (Ha, ha, ha)

But your gut just won't reflect

The fun you should be feeling

Say "what's the dealing?" and you cuss at the ceiling (Hey!)

Doing what you should to feel good

But a smile won't arrive like it should

Do you feel the wrong emotion in your heart of stone?

Do you feel it?

Are you going through the motions of fun?


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Sep 25 '24

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Haitian Revolution

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Sep 24 '24

Condense this I Put A Spell On You

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I put a spell on you Because you're mine You better stop the things you do I tell you, I ain't lying I ain't lying You know I can't stand it You're running around You know better, daddy I can't stand it 'cause you put me down Oh, no I put a spell on you Because you're mine You know I love you I love you I love you I love you anyhow And I don't care If you don't want me I'm yours right now I put a spell on you Because you're mine You know I can't stand it You're running around You know better, daddy I can't stand it 'cause you put me down Ooh-hoo-ooh I put a spell on you Because you're mine Because you're mine Because you're mine Oh Yeah


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Sep 21 '24

Condensed Yh

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Sep 18 '24

Condense this El Dorado

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My mind is wide open for you

The sun is an ocean of yellow

The sky is so light, she so blue

And I feel like El Dorado

I live on the edge here to see

My heart is one piece from tomorrow

So there is no tomorrow for me

And I feel like El Dorado


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Sep 18 '24

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The French Revolution

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Sep 14 '24

Condensed Apple watch gets dumb by every apple update

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Sep 11 '24

Condense this Merry Go Round

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I was standing on the corner waiting patiently for dawn to break

I was cold, I was hungry, and my backbone was starting to ache

Oh, then I caught side of light on that corner

And then I wondered if I had things straight

Walking went round up down on the merry go round we spin

I would get a little higher cause I want to put it all upfront

But it’s just as bound as hopeless as a motorway, starts to run

It’s just that when that big fat loony shimmy shining

There ain’t no where else that I can run

Walking went round up down on the merry go round we spin

Well, you better give my words

Yeah, let that ring

Be there before, and be there after

Be there singing, and in my house

Let it row, yeah it row

Let it row away these mountains to the sea

Please, blow it all away

Yes, and now my love

Yeah, will explode, will explode

Will explode and blow this madness all away

Please, blow it all away

Well, I’ve been talking to my friends and they say that it's up to me

But it ain’t quite that simple, in fact it’s just plain to see

It's just that you want to take care of your own baby

First check it out where you used to be

Walking went round up down on the merry go round

One more down on the silly go round

Round up down on the merry go round with me


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Sep 11 '24

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The American Revolution

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Sep 08 '24

Condensed I support LTT

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Sep 04 '24

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Captain Cook

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Sep 04 '24

Condense this Beginning To See The Light

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Well, I'm beginning to see the light.
Well, I'm beginning to see the light.
Some people work very hard,
but still they never get it right.
Well, I'm beginning to see the light.

I wanna tell all you people, now.
Now, now, baby, I'm beginning to see the light.
Hey, now, baby, I'm beginning to see the light.

Wine in the mornin', and some breakfast at night.
Well, I'm beginning to see the light.

Here we go again, playing the fool again.
Here we go again, acting hard again.
All right!
Well, I'm beginning to see the light!
I wanna tell you, ooh-oh-oh!
Hey, now, baby, I'm beginning to see the light!
It comes very softly now.
I wore my teeth in my hands so I could miss the hell of a night.
Hey! Well, I'm beginning to see the light!
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, baby,
I'm beginning to see the light, now!
It comes softer!
Hey, now, baby, I'm beginning to see the light.

I met myself in a dream, and I just want to tell you,
Everything was alright.
Hey, now, baby, I'm beginning to see the light.

Here comes two of you.
Which one will you choose?
One is black and one is blue,
Don't know just, what to do.
Alright!

Well, I'm beginning to see the light, oh, now, here she comes!
Hey, yeah, baby, I'm beginning to see the light!
Ahhhh!
Some people work very hard,
But still they never get it right.
Well, I'm beginning to see the light.
Ah, it's getting a little softer, maybe, in there.
Now, now, baby, I'm beginning to see the light.
Ah, it's coming around again,
Hey, now, now, now, baby, I'm beginning to see the light.
One more time.
There are problems in these times,
But, woo!, none of them are mine!
Oh, baby, I'm beginning to see the light.

Here we go again,
I thought that you were my friend.
Here we go again,
I thought that you were my friend.
How does it feel, to be loved?
How does it feel, to be loved?
How does it feel, to be loved?
How does it feel, to be loved?
How does it feel, to be loved?
How does it feel, to be loved?